Lol i remember my first post which was like 5 post before now, which was in like april 2014. I was running choice scarf, toxic, roar, protect, quick feet jolteon. No joke. haha. wow i looked like a real dumbass back then. haha. O well...I present to you my slightly less crappy team.
Changes in bold.
Gyarados @ Gyaradosite
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
IVs: 30 Atk / 30 Def / 30 SpA
- Substitute
- Dragon Dance
- Waterfall
- Earthquake
Dis monster right here is what my team is based around. I run sub to prevent potential burn from pesky rotom-w or get up a possible 2 free DD on a free switch in. Waterfall is a given and earthquake is to hit bulky steel types harder. Although running crunch on M-gyara might be more beneficial against Mega- sableye. mega sableye looks like a sneaky pedophile too..ugh.
Bisharp @ Assualt vest
Ability: Defiant
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Pursuit
- Iron Head
- Knock Off
- Sucker Punch
Bisharp serves as a great partner to mega gyara because it handles fairies quite well, like sylveon. It also serves as a pursuit trapper to celebi as well as the lati twins. Choice scarf was needed to outspeed trapped latios/latias before they land a draco or a hp fighting/fire. The rest of bisharp's moves are pretty self explanatory. So bisharp be like b*tch please.
Latios (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Draco Meteor
- Psyshock
- Roost
- Defog
Latios is a reliable and great defogger and acts as a check to keldeo which is a problem to mega gyra and bisharp. Rocks are annoying as usual and is greatly beneficial to get rid of them. Oh yea, and mega venusuar is also a pain in the as*, which also explains the necessity of patios. goshdammit. F*ckin LATIOS. sorry. anyways.
252 SpA Life Orb Latios Psyshock vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Mega Venusaur: 283-338 (77.7 - 92.8%) -- guaranteed 2HKO.
Talonflame @ Leftovers
Ability: Gale Wings
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Flare Blitz
- Brave Bird
- Swords Dance
- Will-O-Wisp
Talonflame is always a great check to ferrothorn which as really annoying as f*ck because I'm not running hp fire patios. Fu*k. latios. Umm...also talon catches many t-tars or other mons hoping to switch in on talon with a unexpected willo which will cripple them. i have lefties because it sort of counteracts the recoil. Swords dance helps OKHO some pokes, maybe sweeps when predicting a switch.
Swampert @ Leftovers
Ability: Torrent
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Earthquake
- Waterfall
- Rest
Swampert gets up mah rocks which weakens a lot of pokes for the rest of the sweepers and revenge killers.
Mega Manetric was looking like i think a threat because i can't really switch in on any of its moves. hp ice manetric I'm talking about. Thats why swampert looked like the ideal pick. Also it looks like a complete badass to me, if not to you, fine, it's still a badass.
Doge (Landorus-Therian) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 248 HP / 244 Def / 8 SpD / 8 Spe
Impish Nature
- Earthquake
- U-turn
- Rock Tomb / Knock Off
- Stealth Rock
Rotom-Wash @ Leftovers
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 248 HP / 44 Spe / 216 Def
Bold Nature
- Thunder Wave
- Volt Switch
- Hydro Pump
- Pain Split
Finally Rotom-w is my go to when the opposing team has a lando t. It volts switches out and puts pressure also against fellow flying types like talon flame. So basically its another bird spam pivot...i think. Thunder wave cripples many pokemons that are threatning to set up like mega pinsir.
This is one hell of a washing machine.
Thanks for rating this, and goodbye.
Changes in bold.

Gyarados @ Gyaradosite
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
IVs: 30 Atk / 30 Def / 30 SpA
- Substitute
- Dragon Dance
- Waterfall
- Earthquake
Dis monster right here is what my team is based around. I run sub to prevent potential burn from pesky rotom-w or get up a possible 2 free DD on a free switch in. Waterfall is a given and earthquake is to hit bulky steel types harder. Although running crunch on M-gyara might be more beneficial against Mega- sableye. mega sableye looks like a sneaky pedophile too..ugh.

Bisharp @ Assualt vest
Ability: Defiant
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Pursuit
- Iron Head
- Knock Off
- Sucker Punch
Bisharp serves as a great partner to mega gyara because it handles fairies quite well, like sylveon. It also serves as a pursuit trapper to celebi as well as the lati twins. Choice scarf was needed to outspeed trapped latios/latias before they land a draco or a hp fighting/fire. The rest of bisharp's moves are pretty self explanatory. So bisharp be like b*tch please.

Latios (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Draco Meteor
- Psyshock
- Roost
- Defog
Latios is a reliable and great defogger and acts as a check to keldeo which is a problem to mega gyra and bisharp. Rocks are annoying as usual and is greatly beneficial to get rid of them. Oh yea, and mega venusuar is also a pain in the as*, which also explains the necessity of patios. goshdammit. F*ckin LATIOS. sorry. anyways.
252 SpA Life Orb Latios Psyshock vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Mega Venusaur: 283-338 (77.7 - 92.8%) -- guaranteed 2HKO.

Talonflame @ Leftovers
Ability: Gale Wings
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Flare Blitz
- Brave Bird
- Swords Dance
- Will-O-Wisp
Talonflame is always a great check to ferrothorn which as really annoying as f*ck because I'm not running hp fire patios. Fu*k. latios. Umm...also talon catches many t-tars or other mons hoping to switch in on talon with a unexpected willo which will cripple them. i have lefties because it sort of counteracts the recoil. Swords dance helps OKHO some pokes, maybe sweeps when predicting a switch.

Ability: Torrent
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Earthquake
- Waterfall
- Rest
Swampert gets up mah rocks which weakens a lot of pokes for the rest of the sweepers and revenge killers.
Mega Manetric was looking like i think a threat because i can't really switch in on any of its moves. hp ice manetric I'm talking about. Thats why swampert looked like the ideal pick. Also it looks like a complete badass to me, if not to you, fine, it's still a badass.
Doge (Landorus-Therian) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 248 HP / 244 Def / 8 SpD / 8 Spe
Impish Nature
- Earthquake
- U-turn
- Rock Tomb / Knock Off
- Stealth Rock

Rotom-Wash @ Leftovers
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 248 HP / 44 Spe / 216 Def
Bold Nature
- Thunder Wave
- Volt Switch
- Hydro Pump
- Pain Split
Finally Rotom-w is my go to when the opposing team has a lando t. It volts switches out and puts pressure also against fellow flying types like talon flame. So basically its another bird spam pivot...i think. Thunder wave cripples many pokemons that are threatning to set up like mega pinsir.
This is one hell of a washing machine.
Thanks for rating this, and goodbye.
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