might as well be locked or deleted or Swaggersaurus'd (the dead song thing) (NSFW)

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Tom the slowbro

WARNING -- these lyrics are not suitable for humans.
You've been adequately warned ...

Someone Who's Dead
written by Tom "slowbro" Batchelor like about 5 days ago
to the music of Lorrie Morgan's "Something in Red"
I'm looking for someone who's dead.
Someone who stumbled and fell on their head.
Who thought that some driver would see the red light,
Who thought they could jump the ravine but not quite,
Who ran from the local police but ate lead,
I'm looking for someone who's dead.

I'm looking for someone who croaked.
Someone who tried to eat chicken but choked.
With arm meat so tender, and shins so divine
From the tips of their toes to the whites of their eyes.
Trapped in a fire, got perfectly smoked,
I'm looking for someone who croaked.

I'm looking for someone who died.
Someone so tasty I'll feel alive.
But I'm looking for someone who's dead and gone
Cause eating someone who's alive would be wrong.
Escaped from the bar brawl but didn't survive,
I'm looking for someone who died.

I'm looking for someone who's dead.
Gone splat on the pavement, and painted it red.
Whomped on a train bridge, had a great fall,
A little necrosis don't matter at all,
Scrambled like eggs but not covered in bread,
I'm looking for someone
I've got to find someone
I'm looking for someone who's dead.
Now don't hold back; if you feel the need then tear me (and my song) limb from limb :kongler:
Or maybe posting lyrics is a bad idea due to piracy ... Feel free to steal my song, no one will ever make any money with it.
 
zombie.jpg

??? like that?
 
Why in the fuck do you keep posting these threads
All I can do is sit in hope
Cross my fingers that your posting rights may get revoked
Otherwise I might wish I were dead
 
Stallion said:
Why in the fuck do you keep posting these threads
All I can do is sit in hope
Cross my fingers that your posting rights may get revoked
Otherwise I might wish I were dead
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Don't worry dude, I probably won't be very active here, simply because my interests seem to be totally different from everyone else.

(I won't bump this thread anymore myself.)
 
Tom the slowbro said:
Don't worry dude, I probably won't be very active here, simply because my interests seem to be totally different from everyone else.

(I won't bump this thread anymore myself.)
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Well on the one hand, you do have a pokemon in your username so they can't be that different. But on the other hand, I'd fucking hope so seeing as you wrote a song about eating dead people j/s.
 
basically, in this part of the forum nearly everyone is interested in making fun of each other, and the others are interested in laughing about stuff.

oh, and some people want to seriously discuss things. maybe.
 
wow, all this confession suddenly, might as well join in.


i am dead, people!

DEEEEEAAAAAAAD
 
Tom the slowbro said:
Don't worry dude, I probably won't be very active here, simply because my interests seem to be totally different from everyone else.

(I won't bump this thread anymore myself.)
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*breaking my own rule ...*

Well since everything I've posted here except the one thing in the Giveaways thread has gone over badly, I assume my interests are different from other people. I would love to be a valued member here eventually, but there is almost no chance I'd ever contribute to Smogon's awesome core business, and my posts always seem to annoy people (not my intention), so rather than keep trying and losing I think I should tone it down and only post if I can actually help in one of the Pokemon-related forums (which is unlikely). Even if I am annoying a fairly small percentage of the users still I think I'm doing more harm than good by posting here.

Much thanks to the people who have posted kindly. This song was supposed to be funny and disturbing.
 
TTS is a pretty cool guy, has a weirdass avatar and doesn't afraid of dead people
 
1. don't ask for edits, ever
2. i've realised the interwebs is a pretty bad poster although it should've been obvious from the start with such a name
 
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