Okay, so I'm gonna start with the preschool adventure.
When I got there, I was swarmed by children ages 3-4. Most of them couldn't finish their sentences because they were going mental with excitement. I found out as it happened that there was a prayer before class- early indoctrination! Sweet. I suppose it was in a church though, so I didn't get upset or anything. It should have been expected.
I dumbed down things as much as I could, handed out toys etc to show them what I was talking about. Of those that kept their attention, one little boy put up his hand three times in a row. After being told not to ignore such hands, I called on him three times in a row. Each time, he looked around in a confused nervous blunder and said "Ceratops". By the third time, I had no idea what his game was; I'm sure it was the 3 year old equivalent of heckling. They gave me more blank looks and half thought sentences than university students...they are savages!
But oh man were they adorable. Hard to hate something that cute.
So I'm back out, this time everything is on my shoulders. Good thing we checked out the site before, found nothing and expected nothing. So when I continued with the trend of nothingness, it was to be, well, expected!!
On this journey, I met someone special. No, not a hot chick; I have one already. I met a cryptozoology fan, who didn't know the word cryptid. He preferred to call people like that "Sasqualogists". Other than him explaining that aliens told him to prepare for a 'shitstorm' on their 'seeded' planet, he explained to me that I wasn't finding any fossils because predators ate them. He also observed that there are lots of fossils elsewhere in the valley. When I asked him why the predators, for thousands or hundreds of thousands of years, focused so much there. I also asked why, in such an enormous concentration, we find no predators- the answer was obvious! The predators were eating each other too! Man, screw 5 years in paleontology, all you need is to talk to this guy. He wouldn't listen to my reasoning on this, or on the following points:
-He hasn't seen the ancestor of sabre toothed wolves, since canids never got true sabre teeth (or even canines that are THAT big...)
-CN Rail didn't document a Sasquatch baby being hit by a train because it didn't happen. Nor did the midnight tracking/breakout staged by the father, who in his rage managed to hurt nobody and conveniently steal the only evidence of this event save for the bent bars, which are also now missing.
-Extraterrestrials most certainly exist, maybe not like popular conception and more like bacteria or some other form of life that isn't sentient, and they most certainly didn't fly all the way to Earth to stage a 600 million year + experiment on Evolution. Hey, maybe that makes sense after all though, it might be the only way to get dogmatic christians to see some evidence other than falsities that 'prove' them right.
-He hasn't seen the 8 foot back (no head or tail, it was under water) of a giant 'fish'. He was being modest, holding back saying it was a monster.
-He didn't see a 'buffalo' (if only because we have BISON here, not buffalo...hehe) that was the size of half of a bulldozer in profile while LAYING DOWN.
-He didn't see a black cougar; Well, he might have seen some sort of hypermelanized one, but he most certainly didn't see it where he claims to see it. By the way he claims he saw it around Cold Lake, Alberta. Yeah....Cougars almost never *cough*really super never*cough* push east of Calgary, Alberta. Google Cold Lake, Alberta. You can observe for yourself that it is near the Saskatchewan border- and Calgary is in the foothills, about 100KM away from the mountains (so, the opposite side of the province).
He was technically a client, so I was respectful and kind, conceding that believing in that stuff is fun. He conceded that skeptics like me are needed, but didn't give a reason. Being that he was a client, I had to leave the laughing to the guy sitting beside him that just sat there, saying nothing, but busting a gut with each passing exchange.
Edit: If you haven't seen this, you shoul:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27770938/?gt1=43001
Yeah turns out that archaeologists want evidence for things that are taken for granted!! My world is turning upside down