MLB 2019

[Captain Skywalker]

mwf the Yankees hired Carlos Beltran as a special adviser to Cashman this year and there are allegations of Gleyber stuffing a buzzer down his pants and cameras in the pen

Also yikes-a-roo in retrospect to this entire statement and the WINK too...

https://twitter.com/x/status/1217443713913360384

Also now that Mike Trout is accused of taking HGH, can we honestly stop saying that he is better than Barry Bonds? Thanks.

It's an unsubstantiated claim from the son of a major leaguer which has been shot down both by MLB and by the PA.

It holds about as much weight as if I were to claim that Mookie Betts injected steroids into his own penis.

When Mike Trout retires, he is gonna be AT LEAST one of the top 10 players to ever play the game. He also chose to stay with the Angels instead of going to a super team like the Yankees, Red Sox, or Dodgers. I'm not an Angels fan but Trout is my favorite player not on my team. He is a lot of fun to watch and he's only 28. If Trout were taking HGH, it would have been mentioned by a credible news source. Stop this slander.
Anyway, now that I'm done defending Trout from bullshit accusations, what do you guys think the chances are of a trade for Arenado, Betts, Seager, or Lindor? Apparently, the Rox and Trevor Story are about to sign a 2 yr extension so he's off the board for now