Most embarrassing moment in your life?

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For my 7k post, I am going to do something different from a shout out Firebot topic for a change. In this thread, post the most "I'd like the ground underneath my feet to be gone NOW"-moment in your life. Go.

A few candidates from my life. Enjoyable.

1) From May this year: When I was on the airport checking in one time with my family, one of the stewardesses was saying to the other "it smells kinda bad here". To which my mom replied: "oh, that was me, sorry!".

2) From when I was in primary school: for the gazzilionth time in my life, I couldn't find my bike's key. I checked the pockets of my jeans, my jacket and my backpack and it was nowhere to be found. So I was forced to leave my bike where it was and walk home (thankfully it wasn't that far.

That's it? My my, of course not! When I was waiting to traverse a crossroad, a guy stopped next to me. And he was sitting on...I couldn't believe my eyes. That was EXACTLY my bike. I have no idea what I was thinking back then (actually I do: I was pondering whether to say something or decide I had been dreaming, I wish I did the latter), but what I did was say "hey, that's my bike". The boy flat-out denied and biked on. Of course, that wasn't my bike at all.

3) I was in my first year of high school here. My strict and scary PE teacher had told us that the last two lessons of the year would be in the public swimming pool. Great, I thought. Except I had no idea where it was (I live about 11 km away from my school). No problem, I looked it up on the map.

Still, I have the incredible ability to get lost ANYWHERE without guidance, so I had to ask like 5 people underway until I finally found it. When I finally arrive, there is absolutely NOBODY there. I go back to school, turns out this wasn't one of these famous "last two lessons of the year" after all. Not only was I 30 minutes late, but I also didn't have any regular sporting clothes with me. I'll never forget my teacher's face, and it's not likely he'll forget mine either.

I might come up with more later, I can be a real noob sometimes. [:

Yeah, 7000!
 
-I went streaking at a party and ended up having my pants stolen by some girl that had a crush on me. I ended up having to wear a toga for the rest of the night.

-In early high school, I was talking to a girl I had a huge crush on (this was back when I was way nervous with women). Well, on our walk around campus, I turned my head to look and talk to her, and I ran straight into a column holding up the breezeway.

-I accidentally poked my then girlfriend in the butt during the no-pants-dance when we were really drunk, and lol, she wasn't too happy about that.
 
There are a few... however, there is one kind that really took the cake; at least twice a week in elementary school, when my mom drove my sister and me to school, we would be late. It happened incredibly often. It even happened during middle school with almost the same frequency (possibly more). Now I take the bus, though.

I hated walking into class late that often. It was embarrassing.
 
Back in grade 7, we had to do a paper bag book report. Basically we had to decorate the paper bag and put stuff in it relating to the book and present/explain to the class. Me, being the biggest procrastinator, didn't even start the project till the -morning- it was due. So I showed up the school and my best friend did great then I had to go up.

My bag had an eraser...possibly a pencil and maybe even a piece of paper.

Not as embarrassing as some other stuff but that's all I can think of right now. I tend to forget bad stuff XD
 
the only thing that really sticks out in my mind as "i want the ground to swallow me" is when i was young and the lunchlady told me off in front of the whole class and i was terrified and i thought about it for weeks afterwards. since then i either don't get embarrassed or haven't done anything that bad..
 
I can't really think of anything horribly embarrassing, other than walking into the wrong bathroom a couple times when I was younger and calling my teacher "Mom."

P.S. Congratulations on 7k Mekkah.
 
one time i sent my friend a picture of some chick for giggity giggles. later he went to go get some milk. he saw a big mosquito on his computer screen that then proceeded to fly onto his glass of milk. he slapped the glass and it fell.

he went to go get some tissues to clean the milk. his mother walks in on him cleaning some type of white fluid while the picture of the girl i sent him was still showing on his monitor.

he then went on to say to his mother "WHAT NO WAIT. I WASNT DOING ANYTHING, HERE LOOK AT IT ,IT'S NOT SPERM SMELL ITTTTT AAAA"

I guess it was a little embarrassing for him
 
- i just went to this camp and it was late and we were at this big meeting thing

i was wearing pajama pants and going commando.

i got pantsed.

400 people saw my dick.
 
grats noobkkah
embarassing you say? I was walking in the park once with a girl, and I tripped over a small kid I didn't even see and the little bugger wasn't even hurt and I fell on my face ;_;
 
Most embarassing moment huh?

9-10th grade. We had to present projects to our english teacher. She called me up. I went up to present a project. My fly was open. Go Figure.
 
Too many to count but the most recent happened last year.

I was in the shower when all of a sudden my *female* cousin walks in because I forgot to lock the door to the bathroom

I was singing the fresh prince of bel-air theme song.

It went a little something like "Now this is the story all about how my life got -- OH MY FUCKING GOD GET OUT AHHHHHHHHH"
 
Haha, I was batting around the idea of making a similar topic. :P

There's been too many embarrassing things in my life to remember them all. Some of the top contenders:

1) Sophomore year, I was in a JV basketball game against our biggest rivals. As far as JV goes, this was the biggest game of the year. Well, we've just gotten scored on, and I receive the inbounds pass. And I notice, hey, I'm standing on the block, wide open. I shoot... on our goal. And make it. lksfadaj.

2) Seventh grade, in the locker rooms for morning practice. A friend spent the night over at my house, and for some reason, he forgot to bring a spare pair of underwear. So I was like "what the hell", and loaned him a pair of mine. Well, we're changing into our practice gear... and someone notices MY name (given, it was on my underwear) on this other kid. This is what happens when you try to help people.

3) Sixth grade; this was when I lived in a much larger town, and went to a predominantly black school. (I'm white, if you hadn't already assumed) One day, in reading class, this girl comes up to me and decks me right in the nose. I cry; at the time I was a huge wuss, and nose punches plain just suck. Ugh.

Also: happy (2^3*5^3*7)th.
 
Toy said:
- i just went to this camp and it was late and we were at this big meeting thing

i was wearing pajama pants and going commando.

i got pantsed.

400 people saw my dick.
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I kind of had the same experience during swim practice... I was in my drag suit (dumb idea for swim practice) and someone pantsed me as I was about to get in the pool.
 
my friends got me to drink piss. They still hold that over me to this day. I really don't wanna get into how they tricked me i'll just feel like an idiot.
 
Hmm, I would have to day what happened this past weekend.
You see, I ended up losing a bet. The bet was on a game of basketball. I lost by two. And guess what? At my school dance(I have 3000+ kids at my school, and about 1500+ at the dances) I had to sing "Barbie Girl" on the stage.
I knew the fucking song..................
 
I got really drunk at a party last week. I fell asleep in my friend's sister's bed. My friends told me they woke me up and I was in my boxers...with a jimmy on. They told me I called them all assholes.

My friends are cool, they didn't give me much shit about it.

FYI, I have no idea why I had a condom on. I definetly wasn't having sex..
 
Some of these are pretty funny. XD No offense.

Last year, we were playing kickball in gym. As the teacher told me which team I was on, I started to go over and tripped on a little piece of wood that I didn't notice and fell on my face. As if that weren't bad enough, everyone had to make sarcastic comments about it.

There are more but I'd rather not think about them again... a lot of them get me pissed at people who made fun of me after it.
 
One of the ones I can think of as of right now is when I was at the food court in the mall and I bought some fries and a drink from new york fries. I was eating them and then I realized I didn't have a fork, so instead of just getting up to get the fork, I decided to take the whole tray with everything over...everything toppled over, the drink spilled everywhere...the stuff got ALL over my trench coat and my pants, needless to say, I yelled a word starting with f, ending in k and it had a u and c in there somewhere in the middle and it was 4 letters very loudly...ah well! =D
 
i've been relatively lucky that i haven't had EXTREMELY embarassing moments in my life. I usually get embarassed afterwards when I realize I call someone by the wrong name. I really hate when that happens, and when I find out later I feel like a major dummypants. I don't have much shame though, so i don't get easily embarassed otherwise.
 
AAAAAAAAAAAA I've had so many embarassing moments on my life, however, right now I can only remember the worst of them all. Maybe not th worst one, because it wasn't my fault and we had to do it, but it's still pretty bad.

Last year I went to a trip to France that happens every year with a lot of people from my hometown. Well, there's a tradition that the "rookies", the guys who are in their first France trip ever, must be pranked by the veterans.
This year, everyone had to cross-dress.

We had to dress up like girls and walk in a french town.

The only positive things I can say about that was that some frenchmen were actually whistling at our... "chicks". I feel sorry for those frenchmen. I laughed, though. Dumb frenchmen.
There were some rookies that were really getting into character. You might call that "wittyness"; I call it "gay as FUCK."

I was pretty lucky since some rookies had to wear... thongs and soutiens and make-up and shit. I was lucky because I only had to wear a skirt and a top.

Uh... on a more happy note, congrats on your 7k mekk!!
 
Well I can only remember one semi embarrasing moment that didn't happen too long ago, I was playing around with one of those devices that sucks the air out of wine bottles, and started using it on my face( i was a little drunk) so i ended up pulling a little to hard, and after that i had a perfectly round about 1 inch diameter red spot on my face for about a week, i didnt start thinking about it till the next day in school when quite alot of people made remarks of it. but all in all it was funny.
 
Okay, in first grade, our restrooms at school always had a picture of a boy or a girl in front of their respective entrances. Well, this one day, we had to go to a computer lab class in the second grade hallway. I had to go to the restroom so I raised my hand, asked to go, and did. I go to the restroom, but this one had no pictures. =x So I did the safe thing and walk back to class. So I'm just playing on the computer, Oregon Trails or something. Then I just started peeing in my seat. No one noticed, but when I left, there was a huge puddle and my shorts were swamped. It was pretty...fascinating.
 
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