My Shop

[Low-Key]

Well hello there user, didn't see you there! Welcome to our shop, we order the finest food around here (and other products!) Don't worry, if we fail it's on us ;)

Anyways, here's our menu for today:

Menu

Ordered by highest price

FREE PIKACHU - 0 DOLLARS - 1 IN STOCK

SINGULAR APPLE - 1 DOLLAR - 10 IN STOCK

5 APPLE PACKAGE - 5 DOLLARS - 3 IN STOCK

AMOGUS - 5.99 DOLLARS - 1 IN STOCK, BUT BUY AT YOUR OWN COST

ANY ORGANIC FRUIT OF YOUR CHOICE - 10 DOLLARS - 2 IN STOCK

LEGO SET:

20 DOLLARS - 1 IN STOCK

MYSTERY ITEM - 30 DOLLARS - 5 IN STOCK

Well then. Get buying, won't you?

 

[phoopes]

Buying the free pikachu
Buying 10 apples for $10
Buying the three 5 Apple packages for $15
Buying Amogus for $5.99
Buying the 2 organic fruits (oranges) for $20
Buying the Lego set for $20
Buying all 5 mystery items for $150

that brings my total to $220.99, and now you’re out of stock. I’ll be paying in likes, where 1 like = $1

 

[Low-Key]

Buying the free pikachu
Buying 10 apples for $10
Buying the three 5 Apple packages for $15
Buying Amogus for $5.99
Buying the 2 organic fruits (oranges) for $20
Buying the Lego set for $20
Buying all 5 mystery items for $150

that brings my total to $220.99, and now you’re out of stock. I’ll be paying in likes, where 1 like = $1

screw you, all 5 of your mystery items are death so i get everything back and you die. come again... or never

 

[Gekokeso]

I'll pay in crime, give me your stuff

 

[Low-Key]

View attachment 354752 sorry buster, but I'm going to take it all

get out and i get everything back

 

[BP]

British currency is so gay. Like who exactly are you pounding, fella?

 

[Gekokeso]

View attachment 354753
get out and i get everything back

damn, this in-person stealing is quite hard

ima do online stealing then

 

[Low-Key]

British currency is so gay. Like who exactly are you pounding, fella?

this is real us currency sir, i cannot explain in full detail

View attachment 354754 damn, this in-person stealing is quite hard
View attachment 354755 ima do online stealing then

YOU FOOL I DON'T HAVE AN ONLINE SHOP

 

[Snoms]

do you accept baby shark coin

 

[Low-Key]

do you accept baby shark coin

sure i can accept that

 

[LordThemberchaud]

do you accept cans of cat food

 

[Low-Key]

do you accept cans of cat food

sure but i don't think they're "valid" terms of money according to us here

 

[LordThemberchaud]

I'll buy 1 mystery item. I will pay with 30 cans of cat food.

 

[Low-Key]

I'll buy 1 mystery item. I will pay with 30 cans of cat food.

Your mystery item is:

open it

box 2

box 3

box 4

box 5

final box

pranked haha

ok this is the final box

penis haha

 

[Mace]

....Work all night on a drink a rum
(Daylight come and me wan' go home)
Stack banana 'til the mornin' come
(Daylight come and me wan' go home)

Come, mister tally man, tally me banana
(Daylight come and me wan' go home)
Come, mister tally man, tally me banana
(Daylight come and me wan' go home)


*alarm goes off*



oh its quiting time, night boss

 

[FangFoe]

P-p-please young man
A-a-as you can see, I am a homeless person
I can't even afford a device to search a homeless person image
Please, I need that amogus to feed my family, for free I don't have any money :(
If can't, I'll be taking whatever. P-please.

Thank you, you are such a kind soul

 

[ThatOneSpork]

I'll buy a mystery box for $30, what's the rent for it?