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Tournament NDCL I - Commencement Thread

You're fucking broke sealoo

Listen if there are any challengers from other tiers that want to put money down on the match, I will gladly transfer to that tier for the week. Beating someone's scrub ass in bo3 is nothing to me

Me playing this tournament is not just a way to assert my GOAT status-- it's a fucking business. Time is fucking money and every week I am going to win and make cash off one of you arrogant egotistical oldhead stallers

From this day on I am open to applications for NDCL money matches. Every week I plan on making $10000 but I understand not everyone is fucking rich like me and can close multi-millionaire deals in Birmingham, UK. Even if you can only match $100 because you're poor that's fine. By the time I win this tournament I can basically pay for one of my hoe's BBL for free. I'm the fucking GOAT bruh.

You know what crack I smoke? It's called money. That's all I get bro. You can find that shit in Pakistan, Turkey, Saudi Arabia, Lithuania, China, and the Falkland Islands (part of the uk). No matter where I go I just get money. And this tournament is just another way for me to increase the numbers in my bank account.

All you motherfuckers are ass. I am locking out of RU & UU (would be an objectively unfair advantage if I didn't, well playing the GOAT is an unfair advantage in general I guess) so you know I am deadass about this shit. To every manager, if you get me you should be willing to put me in a different tier every week. Not only will I still go undefeated, but I'll even throw you janitor managers a cut. I'm a charitable guy man.

THE SIGN UP IS UP NOW. I CAN'T BE STOPPED BRO I'M THE FUCKING GOAT ALL I GET IS MONEY CLOUT BITCHES BRUH
 
Illouri said:
anyways uhhhh draft me i play ndou ndmono and ndru (kinda) :fire: and i can help support
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The audacity to think the ND OU GOAT and the ND MONO GOAT cannot win in NDRU as well... I will be changing my sign-up now. There is even more HO in this tier and when I pull up with my lead Sandy Shocks 40 weeks in a row, the only thing you will see on that sheet y'all glaze is undefeated. See, this is the problem with the higher "competition n actual skill." These trash ND mainers will brag about their sheet ratings but I don't see any ND Team Tour trophy next to it? No one is going to log into a google doc every day to check if you are actually good bruh.

I don't get just rings. I get money too. I just had 5 checks hit my bank account this morning, each around $30k. Everything bro, everything, from the way I move to the supercars I collect to the noobs I wash, life is way too easy bruh. I am way too good bruh. And becoming the ND RU GOAT is only natural. In fact, I already am. They don't put the NDCL trophy next to the cross because we already know Jesus is a NDCL champion-- He owns this entire world and every material accomplishment. I am the same. I am a God.

jawabarat said:
Listen if there are any challengers from other tiers that want to put money down on the match, I will gladly transfer to that tier for the week. Beating someone's scrub ass in bo3 is nothing to me

Me playing this tournament is not just a way to assert my GOAT status-- it's a fucking business. Time is fucking money and every week I am going to win and make cash off one of you arrogant egotistical oldhead stallers

From this day on I am open to applications for NDCL money matches. Every week I plan on making $10000 but I understand not everyone is fucking rich like me and can close multi-millionaire deals in Birmingham, UK. Even if you can only match $100 because you're poor that's fine. By the time I win this tournament I can basically pay for one of my hoe's BBL for free. I'm the fucking GOAT bruh.

You know what crack I smoke? It's called money. That's all I get bro. You can find that shit in Pakistan, Turkey, Saudi Arabia, Lithuania, China, and the Falkland Islands (part of the uk). No matter where I go I just get money. And this tournament is just another way for me to increase the numbers in my bank account.

All you motherfuckers are ass. I am locking out of RU & UU (would be an objectively unfair advantage if I didn't, well playing the GOAT is an unfair advantage in general I guess) so you know I am deadass about this shit. To every manager, if you get me you should be willing to put me in a different tier every week. Not only will I still go undefeated, but I'll even throw you janitor managers a cut. I'm a charitable guy man.

THE SIGN UP IS UP NOW. I CAN'T BE STOPPED BRO I'M THE FUCKING GOAT ALL I GET IS MONEY CLOUT BITCHES BRUH
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Who even are you bro? Some random BDSPPL champion? Pretty sure they're going to take that tag off in a few months. Your skill expires like milk. Just because I couldn't save Tera doesn't mean I'm not the GOAT. Did Michael Jordan win 15/15 seasons? I still saved Ogerpon wellspring from ban happy idiots on the Smog Korean council. I got Deoxys speed banned. I freed Gholdengo by my lonesome like a g. I got Roaring Moon banned using reverse psychology. If I put my mind to something and truly want it, I will get it. That is my resolve. I didn't put my full resolve into Tera because the people who play this dogshit like you are pushing 50 and I had million dollar deals in Zimbabwe to close. You are an impotent fool.

On a sidenote, I will not be supporting ND OU. If you want me for ND RU so I can sweep these scrubs that's fine, but time is money and if you're a good manager you can make a 10 that can win without asking for the Thanksgiving leftovers of the ND OU FUCKING GOAT
 
jawabarat said:
From this day on I am open to applications for NDCL money matches. Every week I plan on making $10000 but I understand not everyone is fucking rich like me and can close multi-millionaire deals in Birmingham, UK.
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wtf does man know abt birmingham UK blud is from kensington london
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