NEW Ranking every Pokemon based on how easily a person could beat them in a fight

[sumana]

You hell no to Mega Ampharos .

 

[shadowpea]

me when i try to punt exeggcute to the moon and it cracks

 

[awyp]

pichu is so cute but it would literally catch these hands


this thread is also wild, i didn't know this is the thread i needed to exist

also sandshrew is not bottom tier remember this scene? it would whoop all our asses

 

[antemortem]

sumana wins here’s a new thread damn

original

 

[phoopes]

sumana wins here’s a new thread damn

original

let this be a lesson to you all, if you make 11 necrobump posts in the same thread over the course of a few months dave will cave in and let you have a new thread

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

^can confirm. did this with the pretty girls thread back in the day

 

[antemortem]

and where are these pretty girls today? (Lady Salamence aurora Kris roll call)

exactly

 

[a fairy]

pretty sure chaos banned us

 

[xzern]

mr mime filet is even sweeter whjen youve earned it, fought for it. you would expect mime jr to be akin to veal and you would be right

 

[ChaosNinjaGaming]

well, we already know you can't punt Gastly...

edit: as for actually fighting one, you'd probably end up knocking yourself out by falling after throwing a punch THROUGH it.

 

[ThatOneSpork]

Well shit, here we go again.

 

[dhelmise]

and where are these pretty girls today? (Lady Salamence aurora Kris roll call)

exactly

hi

 

[Let's go shuckles]

Shuckle would whoop your ass. You'd break your hand just trying punch it.

 

[Sijih]

i bet if shuckle were real they would be considered a delicacy. like the terrestrial version of clams or oysters. crack it open and feast

 

[ChaosNinjaGaming]

i bet if shuckle were real they would be considered a delicacy. like the terrestrial version of clams or oysters. crack it open and feast

don't some people eat snails as a delicacy? it'd probably be like that. instead of clams/oysters on land.

 

[Let's go shuckles]

i bet if shuckle were real they would be considered a delicacy. like the terrestrial version of clams or oysters. crack it open and feast

I would highly advice against trying to eat a shuckle.

 

[Ehmcee]

I would beat 1 billion lions easily

 

[Oglemi]

Alolan Persian is one of the only pokemon I actively dislike and would jump at the chance to punch it in its stupid puffy face

 

[zf]

Let us be Real for a second. I think All the poke mon could whoop our ass.

rattata. It has a HYPER fang. and a SUPER fang. Wow. Summon energy beyond the Void.

these poke mon,,, they are far too nice. Chichar and elekid shouldkill the Paul… he was so abuse them. It is Crazy… these human.

how you thnk you can beat ANY pokemon???We know the 40 pound dog from down Th road would eat u up.

 

[zf]

We should be the Ones wearing the Leash…

Forced to Clean the house of the poke mon… collar… leather.. leash… yes. This should have been the outcome..

 

[CaffeineBoost]

We should be the Ones wearing the Leash…

Forced to Clean the house of the poke mon… collar… leather.. leash… yes. This should have been the outcome..

this is not the correct website for that.

 

[zf]

this is not the correct website for that.

BDSMOGON…

the “m” is for mons.

 

[UberSkitty]

 

[BestDatrix]

Shuckle would whoop your ass. You'd break your hand just trying punch it.

Similarly, I imagine contrary Shuckle smashing its shell and deciding its not hard enough and that it must fortify further