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Ooraloo

Turqoise the Golett

Golett (-) Turquoise
Type: Ground/Ghost
Abilities: Iron Fist/Klutz/No Guard (H)
Nature: Brave (-10% Eva)
Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: 4 (+)
Def: 2
SpA: 2
SpD: 2
Spe: 30 (-)
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 4
Base Rank Total: 13
EC: 5/6
MC: 15
AC: 5/5

Attacks:
Level Up
Pound
Astonish
Defense Curl
Mud-Slap
Rollout
Shadow Punch
Iron Defense
Mega Punch
Magnitude

Tutor
Fire Punch
Ice Punch
Thunder Punch
Drain Punch
Magic Coat

TM/HM
Earthquake
Rock Slide
Toxic
Protect
Substitute

Agate the Breezi

Breezi (M) Agate
Type: Poison/Flying
Abilities: Persistent/Vital Spirit/Unburden (H)
Nature: Sassy (-10% Eva)
Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: 2
Def: 2
SpA: 3
SpD: 3 (+)
Spe: 73 (-)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 14
EC: 5/6
MC: 16
AC: 5/5

Attacks:
Level Up
Gust
Tailwind
Encore
Rapid Spin
Clear Smog
Knock Off
Copycat
Whirlwind
Razor Wind

Egg
Quick Guard
Disable
Follow Me
Spikes
Stealth Rock

TM/HM
Taunt
Earthquake
Sludge Wave
Protect
Substitute

Toon

Ruby | Buneary

Buneary [♀] Ruby
Nature: Adamant (+1 Atk, -1 SpA)
Type:

Abilities: Run Away/Klutz/Limber (‽)
Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: 4 (+)
Def: 2
SpA: 1 (-)
SpD: 2
Spe: 85
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 14
EC: 2/6
MC: 6
AC: 2/5

Attacks

Dig
Double Hit
Fake Out
Frustration
Jump Kick
Quick Attack
Return

Baby-Doll Eyes
Defense Curl
Double Team
Foresight
Encore
Endure
Protect
Splash
Switcheroo
Teeter Dance
Thunder Wave

XX|XX Moves

Max | Bunnelby

Bunnelby [♂] Max
Nature: Jolly (+15% Speed, +5% Accuracy, -1 SpA)
Type:

Abilities: Pickup/Cheek Pouch/Huge Power (‽)
Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: 2
Def: 2
SpA: 1 (-)
SpD: 2
Spe: 66 (+) (+5% Accuracy)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 12
EC: 2/6
MC: 6
AC: 2/5

Attacks

Endeavor
Frustration
Iron Head
Return
Rock Slide
Tackle
U-turn
Wild Charge

Agility
Defense Curl
Leer
Odor Sleuth
Spikes

XX|XX Moves

Golett @ Exp Share
Drain Punch (Buneary) | Fire Punch (Buneary) | Drain Punch (Buneary)
IF Buneary is under P/E OR KOed, THEN redirect to Bunnelby.
IF Buneary is under D/E, THEN Earthquake.

Breezi @ Exp Share
Sludge Wave | Sludge Wave | Sludge Wave
IF Buneary is Koed, THEN Knock Off (Bunnelby).
IF Buneary is under D/E, THEN Earthquake.

Toon orders

 

[Toon]

both bunnies with EXP Shares

Oh god it's the golem again, we're finished
Buneary Frustration -> Frustration -> Frustration (all towards Breezi)
IF Breezi has less HP than you THEN Return (Breezi) instead

Finished
Bunnelby Rock Slide -> Rock Slide -> Rock Slide

 

[Ooraloo]

90 | 90
100 | 100
OK | OK

90 | 90
100 | 100
OK | OK

Calculations

A1
Buneary: Frustration (6 EN)
Crit: 4/16 NO
Damage: (8 + 3 + 6 - 3) = 14 (Breezi)

Breezi: Sludge Wave (6 EN)
Crit: 13/16 NO | 7/16 NO | 5/16 NO
Effect: 52/100 NO | 86/100 NO | 58/100 NO
Damage: (7.5 + 3 + 4.5 - 3) = 12 (Buneary)
Damage: (7.5 + 3 + 4.5 - 3) = 12 (Bunnelby)
Damage: (7.5 + 3 + 4.5 - 3) = 12 (Golurk)

Bunnelby used Rock Slide (6 EN)
Crit: 11/16 NO | 8/16 NO
Effect: 32/100 NO
Damage: (6 + 3 - 3) / 1.5 = 4 (Golurk)
Damage: (6 + 3 - 3) * 1.5 = 9 (Breezi)

Golurk used Drain Punch! (12 EN)
Crit: 10/16 NO
Damage: (8 + 2 + 6 - 3) * 1.5 = 19.5 (Buneary)
Recovery: 19.5 / 2 = 9.75

A2
Buneary: Frustration (10 EN)
Crit: 7/16 NO
Damage: (10 + 3 + 6 - 3) = 16 (Breezi)

Breezi: Sludge Wave (10 EN)
Crit: 1/16 YES | 13/16 NO | 2/16 NO
Effect: 84/100 NO | 99/100 NO | 43/100 NO
Damage: (7.5 + 3 + 3 + 4.5 - 3) = 15 (Buneary)
Damage: (7.5 + 3 + 4.5 - 3) = 12 (Bunnelby)
Damage: (7.5 + 3 + 4.5 - 3) = 12 (Golurk)

Bunnelby used Rock Slide (10 EN)
Crit: 5/16 NO | 4/16 NO
Effect: 64/100 NO
Damage: (6 + 3 - 3) / 1.5 = 4 (Golurk)
Damage: (6 + 3 - 3) * 1.5 = 9 (Breezi)

Golurk used Ice Punch! (6 EN)
Crit: 14/16 NO
Damage: (8 + 2 + 6 - 3) = 13 (Buneary)
Recovery: 19.5 / 2 = 9.75

A3
Buneary: Frustration (14 EN)
Crit: 16/16 NO
Damage: (10 + 3 + 6 - 3) = 16 (Breezi)

Breezi: Sludge Wave (14 EN)
Crit: 14/16 NO | 4/16 NO | 13/16 NO
Effect: 18/100 NO | 64/100 NO | 30/100 NO
Damage: (7.5 + 3 + 4.5 - 3) = 12 (Buneary)
Damage: (7.5 + 3 + 4.5 - 3) = 12 (Bunnelby)
Damage: (7.5 + 3 + 4.5 - 3) = 12 (Golurk)

Bunnelby used Rock Slide (14 EN)
Crit: 7/16 NO | 4/16 NO
Effect: 66/100 NO
Damage: (6 + 3 - 3) / 1.5 = 4 (Golurk)
Damage: (6 + 3 - 3) * 1.5 = 9 (Breezi)

Golurk used Drain Punch! (12 EN)
Crit: 10/16 NO
Damage: (8 + 2 + 6 - 3) * 1.5 = 19.5 (Buneary)
Recovery: 19.5 / 2 = 9.75
Buneary fainted.

85 | 17
70 | 70
OK | OK

KO | 54
KO | 70
KO | OK

Toon orders

 

[Toon]

Bunnelby Rock Slide x3
IF Breezi is KO'd THEN Iron Head (Golett)
IF Rock Slide is disabled THEN Frustration (Breezi)

 

[Ooraloo]

Drain Punch (Bunnelby) x3

Disable (Bunnelby's Rock Slide) | Sludge Wave | Sludge Wave
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85 | 17
70 | 70
OK | OK

KO | 54
KO | 70
KO | OK

Calculations

A1
Breezi: Disable (7 EN)
Bunnelby's Rock Slide was disabled.

Bunnelby: Rock Slide
But it failed.

Golurk used Drain Punch! (16 EN)
Crit: 9/16 NO
Damage: (8 + 2 + 6 - 3) * 1.5 = 19.5 (Buneary)
Recovery: 19.5 / 2 = 9.75 > 5

A2
Breezi: Sludge Wave (6 EN)
Crit: 2/16 NO | 14/16 NO
Effect: 61/100 NO | 18/100 NO
Damage: (7.5 + 3 + 4.5 - 3) = 12 (Bunnelby)
Damage: (7.5 + 3 + 4.5 - 3) = 12 (Golurk)

Bunnelby: Struggle (5 EN)
Target: 1/2 GOLURK
Damage: (5 + 3 - 3) = 5
Recoil: 5 * 0.4 = 2

Golurk used Drain Punch! (20 EN)
Crit: 3/16 NO
Damage: (8 + 2 + 6 - 3) * 1.5 = 19.5 (Buneary)
Recovery: 19.5 / 2 = 9.75 > 5

A3
Breezi: Sludge Wave (10 EN)
Crit: 15/16 NO | 12/16 NO
Effect: 41/100 NO | 70/100 NO
Damage: (7.5 + 3 + 4.5 - 3) = 12 (Bunnelby)
Damage: (7.5 + 3 + 4.5 - 3) = 12 (Golurk)
Bunnelby fainted.

Golurk used Drain Punch! (24 EN)
No target

90 | 17
10 | 47
OK | OK

KO | KO
KO | KO
KO | KO

Toon: 1 CC; Buneary/Bunnelby: 1 AC, 3 MC, 1 EC
Me: 1 CC, 6 UC; Golurk/Breezi: 1 EC, 3 MC