I don't like the argument that the Government needs to protect us from X Attack, Carbos and other vitamins. The only place to get them is in shady Department Stores, which funnel revenues to crime syndicates like Team Rocket. Then, they buy guns, ammunition and armor from Teams Aqua, Magma, Galactic and Plasma and impose a reign of terror unparalleled in the Pokéuniverse. I say legalize all the vitamins and get the Government out of that business; let the private industry take over. It's only a moral minority, fuelled by lobbying from the JuniperPAC, that keeps prohibition in place. WAKE UP, MAREEPLE
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Occupy Kanto
- Thread starter mattj
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R/B/Y Jynx?
Mewtwo was created by labrotorys own and Financed by Silpco, and as such are there legal proportys, Next you will tell us to let Porygons to be free. Corporations are allowed to keep what they make you hippys.
FREE MEWTWO!!! HE'S A LIVING CREATURE THAT HAS FEELINGS!!!
Taxs that would help these problems are instead used on Obamasnowcare, 45% of Kanto-ians buy there goods on the black market that does not recieve sales tax. Where should we get said revinue then?
The government forces me to fight battles in order to use the only public transportation in the region! What's more, they allow hoodlums to bring their motorcycles into the cars! I am sick of this abusive system, and urge everyone to fight it!
The Pokemon naming system is immoral and unjust. For example, look at this poor Pokemon.
This is Krookodile. Every day he goes out to apply for a job. Every day he is rejected. Every day he must return to his wife and children and tell them that they have to eat stale bread and instant milk for dinner tonight. On Christmas, they would have no presents under their tree, if they could afford a tree. He had to tell his daughter that she couldn't go to prom because they don't have the money for a dress. His son is suffering from severe orthodontical damage because they cannot afford braces. Their youngest daughter, a mere Sandile, is forced to play with old cans and a torn up discarded Poke Doll because they lack the finances to even buy toys. Before bed, he tells his wife things will get better before they go to sleep on the floor. But every night, he is forced to repeat his own promise.
Why does Krookodile have to live like this? It is because of his name. Krookodile, who has never harmed a soul in his life, must suffer the life of an outlaw because his name misleads potential employers. A felon he is not, but no one listens. Who would believe someone named Krookodile? When he walks down to streets, people avoid him. When he walks into a store, everyone shuffles out. When he takes his kids to the public park, parents tell their kids not to play with them. All because the government decided that his name is Krookodile.
He is not a criminal. He is not felon. He is not a Krookodile. He is a Pokemon, shunned by society. He said he could be a Frank, or a Walter. But those are merely "nicknames." He must endure the rest of his life tagged as a criminal, a thief, a Krookodile.
Together, we can stop this atrocity. There will be no more Krookodile. No more "Mr." Mime. No more Feebas or Cofagrigus. There can be Joe, and Jess, and Jim. No longer do Pokemon have to be forced to endure names that discriminate against them. We can make a difference! We can save the lives of thousands of Pokemon! We can remove the harsh, cold, heartless naming system that the government and scientists have imposed! Do it for the Pokemon! Do it for everyone!
Do it for Frank.
This is Krookodile. Every day he goes out to apply for a job. Every day he is rejected. Every day he must return to his wife and children and tell them that they have to eat stale bread and instant milk for dinner tonight. On Christmas, they would have no presents under their tree, if they could afford a tree. He had to tell his daughter that she couldn't go to prom because they don't have the money for a dress. His son is suffering from severe orthodontical damage because they cannot afford braces. Their youngest daughter, a mere Sandile, is forced to play with old cans and a torn up discarded Poke Doll because they lack the finances to even buy toys. Before bed, he tells his wife things will get better before they go to sleep on the floor. But every night, he is forced to repeat his own promise.
Why does Krookodile have to live like this? It is because of his name. Krookodile, who has never harmed a soul in his life, must suffer the life of an outlaw because his name misleads potential employers. A felon he is not, but no one listens. Who would believe someone named Krookodile? When he walks down to streets, people avoid him. When he walks into a store, everyone shuffles out. When he takes his kids to the public park, parents tell their kids not to play with them. All because the government decided that his name is Krookodile.
He is not a criminal. He is not felon. He is not a Krookodile. He is a Pokemon, shunned by society. He said he could be a Frank, or a Walter. But those are merely "nicknames." He must endure the rest of his life tagged as a criminal, a thief, a Krookodile.
Together, we can stop this atrocity. There will be no more Krookodile. No more "Mr." Mime. No more Feebas or Cofagrigus. There can be Joe, and Jess, and Jim. No longer do Pokemon have to be forced to endure names that discriminate against them. We can make a difference! We can save the lives of thousands of Pokemon! We can remove the harsh, cold, heartless naming system that the government and scientists have imposed! Do it for the Pokemon! Do it for everyone!
Do it for Frank.