official list of bald smogoff users

[MAMP]

confimred bald:
Elvira
Bald Accountant

presumed bald based on vibes:
phoopes
CaffeineBoost
antemortem
mf

balding:
Sijih
Martin
Rugi

if you are bald and you would like to be added to this list, please let me know. if you are not bald and would like to be removed from this list, please post irrefutable evidence of your hairedness in this thread and i will consider your request. thanks!

 

[phoopes]

I’m not bald I promise, video of me from less than a month ago linked in this post

ken on the other hand…

 

[Irys]

Thank you for supporting me and my baldness.

 

[Teh]

please add Maris Bonibell to the list. she’s the baldest user i know

 

[Maris Bonibell]

please add Maris Bonibell to the list. she’s the baldest user i know

my hair literally gets tangled up all the fucking time because i do not really know how to brush it you dumbass

 

[Adeleine]

i think you forgot MAMP

 

[Eledyr]

This thread should've been named "Noteworthy bald users"

 

[Da Pizza Man]

Please add SHSP to the list

 

[Sijih]

don't worry MUMP, the problem has already been resolved.

 

[Divine Retribution]

I’m not bald I promise, video of me from less than a month ago linked in this post

ken on the other hand…

You are bald in spirit

 

[ryan]

confirming antemortem's bald status

 

[Bella]

Please add daunt vs

 

[RoFnA]

BlackKnight_Gawain aka Baldknight Gawain

 

[BlackKnight_Gawain]

BlackKnight_Gawain aka Baldknight Gawain

i literally can't see out of my bangs my current pfp quite literally has the same hairstyle as me atm

 

[Blaze]

R8

 

[Rugi]

don't worry MUMP, the problem has already been resolved.

no joke I work for a travel management company now and its truly hilarious how many men in their 30s and 40s are booking solo tickets to Istanbul Male Pattern Baldness Hajj

 

[R8]

R8

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