only post in this thread if ur at work

[BIG ASHLEY]

just clocked in :cool_face_wearing_sunglasses:

 

[phoopes]

on lunch break who want me

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

on lunch break who want me

bit forward :flushed:

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

come and see me in the staff toilet... :wink:

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

who else up workin they job

 

[Shandeur]

Do you ever not work BIG ASHLEY

 

[Divine Retribution]

I hope my boss is reading this right now through the corporate spyware installed on the wifi network, if so fuck you boss

 

[Opchurtle100]

i forgot to turn off the bathroom lights when i closed rip

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

Do you ever not work BIG ASHLEY

hello back at work now so can respond. i work on weekends only. and even then i try to do as little as possible hell yeah babey!!!!!!!

 

[Shedinja-43152]

at my work I don't have internet to enter this website.

 

[Teh]

someone pulled the fire alarm and i had to stand outside in the freezing cold for an hour

 

[MAMP]

after more than a year of unemployment, i’m back at work day 1 posting on the clock

 

[MAMP]

new workplace has devised a genius strategy to prevent me from pooping on the clock: simply never clean the toilet so that it’s too gross to want to poop in!

 

[MAMP]

I must not poop at home.

Pooping at home is the time-killer.

Pooping at home is the little concession that brings total capitulation.

I will face the gross work toilet.

I will permit the poop to pass through me and out of me.

And when it has been flushed, I will turn the outer eye to see its path.

Where the poop has gone there will be nothing. Only the gross toilet will remain.

 

[BP]

currently working

 

[MAMP]

to the tune of baby shark:

poop at work do doo do do do
poop at work do doo do do do
poop at work do doo do do do
poop at work

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

to the tune of baby shark:

poop at work do doo do do do
poop at work do doo do do do
poop at work do doo do do do
poop at work

hits different if you work in a swimming pool :(

 

[MAMP]

to the tune of losing my religion:

that’s me at my workplace
that’s me on the toilet
getting paid for pooping

 

[phoopes]

to the tune of yellow by coldplay

I’m on the clock
And I’m gonna poop
Oh what a thing to do
It was called time theft

 

[MAMP]

in the work toilet straight up poopin it…

 

[MAMP]

you’ll never fuckin guess what i’m doing rn

 

[Adeleine]

I just finished working at home for work so I feel like that is spiritually included

 

[Mechalico]

15 minutes left i am HUNGRY i should make pasta when i'm done

 

[Yousef-]

Gonna drive

 

[Yousef-]

I won’t drive. Day off.