Only post in this thread if youre wasted

[awyp]

WASTED, GTA love, bitches wasted

 

[zf]

NEVER BET AGAINST NJ BABYYYY FDU FDU FDU FDU FDU

 

[zf]

i bet the Sack is turned up last night, what i wouldnt give to be there eating glorious white manna burger at 3 am blitzed outta the mind.....

 

[zf]

Oh fuck i just drank whole fishbwol lmao

 

[Sijih]

mead aka honey wine i appreciate the bees

Oh fuck i just drank whole fishbwol lmao

fishbwols are greatbut sometimes i forget 2 take out the fish

 

[awyp]

drunk in loveeee

 

[earl]

sort of cooling off honestly

 

[antemortem]

making up for not-posting when i was drunk-drinking on the eve of march 24t

 

[BP]

making up for not-posting when i was drunk-drinking on the eve of march 24t

David it seems you have not heard but drunk driving is indeed not "in" currently. Maybe drink and do other activities like seducing your local Bartender.

Edit: yes im slammered rn

 

[earl]

 

[Durant]

Ive drunk too much and my liver values are fucked up yolooooo

 

[zf]

Play stupid games, win stupid priZes

 

[Rewer]

 

[Rewer]

 

[antemortem]

in life we either get a whoper or a minecraft kingdom, not both

 

[Ullar]

my wife just asked me who a fly guy was in mario. i told her theyre just shy guys with little head propellors (pictures below)


she did not bieve me and thought that was the funniest fuckinh thing. and it IS pretty fuckkn wild, tbhhhh

i should ask her why she asked me that.

i feel like my elevator had gone past my aptments floor. will fox that first

 

[Clementine]

you're not gonna believe this

 

[zf]

just drank a glass of hendricks. good 16oz pour

 

[earl]

took an absolute baby edible an hour ago and now im in the mud

 

[antemortem]

took an absolute baby edible an hour ago and now im in the mud

skinny or newbie?

 

[earl]

skinny or newbie?

skinny and a casual

 

[BP]

LETS FUCKING GO!

IVE JUST BEEN NAMED THE ASSISTANT HURDLES COACH AT LOCAL HIGHSCHOOL.

Practice ended and now im 1 long Island and 3 beers deep suffice to say I'm feeling pretty good rn

zf I'm using my youth like you've instructed

 

[Durant]

Jeeesus fuck I can’t remember half last night ….. BUT IM ALREADY STARTEJNF AGAIN YOLK

 

[Ullar]

i do not THINK I WILL DIE ...

but i could see why lesser minds feeling how i am asaaaaghed rn always strike dread fear into their kwn dread hearts

 

[Ullar]

(kid whose only played grand theft auto five) this is giving some reeeeeeeeal gta v vibes.....