Broken is an accurate word for it. Like who thought those stats were a good idea? Also this calc might make you laugh because it's basically saying Garchomp is set up fodderHi, I would like to introduce you all to the broken piece of shit that will destroy the meta. Here's a bit of innovation for you all. Putting this shit here now so I can claim it as my own :]
Huge thanks to Imanalt for the spread :]
Salamence @ Salamencite
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 168 HP / 92 Atk / 88 SpD / 160 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Return
- Roost
- Dragon Dance
- Substitute
The EVs will let you 1. outspeed Mew before you Mega Evolve, 2. set up subs that cannot be broken by Rotom-W's Volt Switch. This means you take advantage of the number of people running these two Pokemon and completely fuck everything with massive bulk and power. Oh, btw, Gyro from Ferrothorn can't break your sub either while you're at +0, and at +1 it can't break your sub IF you got the Intimidate off first. Either way it's not outdamaging Roost and you about 70% with Return at +1. There is nothing these Pokemon can do to stop you from setting up until the cows come home. Intimidate also gives you added bulk, making it even easier to set up. Sometimes I wonder how people can even sleep at night with this monster looming overhead.
ps, fuck your Mamoswine.
244 Atk Life Orb Mamoswine Ice Shard vs. 168 HP / 0 Def Salamence: 270-328 (72.3 - 87.9%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
+1 92+ Atk Aerilate Salamence Return vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Mamoswine: 418-493 (116.4 - 137.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO
-1 252 Atk Garchomp Outrage vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Salamence: 210-248 (63.4 - 74.9%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Stealth Rock