Part one was actually pretty funny so good job on that. However in the Ditto section of Part 2 it says that Pokemon from the XY Friend Safari come with three perfect IVs, except it's only two. Legendaries (and wild baby Pokemon like Riolu etc) come with three so that might be where the confusion came from. It also specifically states you want an Imposter Ditto, the ability has no affect on breeding though. Ditto does not pass the 'Hidden Ability' to the offspring, only the Pokemon breeding with Ditto can do that.