Pokepuns

[CoolMan6001]

Make some puns with pokemon names. Make sure not to make them too weird. For example:

bro how come nobody uses Corsola in OU?

"Because of low stats. So of Corsola t of people wouldn't run it"

 

[mf]

ok lets do them in order
001
'bro whats up with that horrible boil on your face'
'its my bulbous sore'

 

[Ununhexium]

2

hey what is that plant growing up the wall

thats ivy, sir

 

[earl]

this is already tough
3

'doctor, what's the diagnosis'

'sorry, you have anus sores'

 

[Mace]

hey, how's its going?
4

"Works like a charm..and...er"

 

[Yung Dramps]

5

the crop got caught in a fire recently. now we're stuck with a bunch of charred melons

 

[superstrike66]

Numero seis

The char is hard to clean off the grill.

 

[phoopes]

7

My water gun broke, call that a Squirt L

 

[War Incarnate]

8

Toxic pexs its targets, one by one.

 

[Ehmcee]

The real 8
"All's fair in Love and War... tortle."

 

[michaeloche]

9:

I'm having a Blastoise going through Blaine's gym!

 

[mf]

if we are gonna get to 893 then i need you guys to put some effort in. at least make it sound like a sentence

#010
"excuse me but... how do i put this... your cat... er... peed on my leg"

 

[CoolMan6001]

I saw a cocoon out on a tree. I guess you could say I Met a pod.

 

[War Incarnate]

Come on man, please don't be be the... drill!

That game butter be free...

 

[CoolMan6001]

The dude smokes Weedle lot.

 

[かたわれ時]

Kakuna mattata. It means no worries.

 

[War Incarnate]

Come on man, please don't be be the... drill!

 

[Clambats]

Lord, that is a fat bird.

guess you could say he’s a little pidgey.

 

[IBM]

Lord, that is a fat bird.

guess you could say he’s a little pidgey-oto

 

[Clambats]

Lord, that is a fat bird.

guess you could say he’s a little pidgey-oto

You stole my pun you bloody Pidgeot

 

[Ehmcee]

"How did you survive my Rattatack?" - Something Youngster Joey would probably say

 

[Ironmage]

Man, that kid is such a brat, eh Kate?

 

[doipy hooves]

Weeding is faster than ever with my new spear hoe.

 

[Clambats]

When the fat birds attacked, there was little I could do but quiver in fear, OH the horror!

 

[Mace]

Ek an s-s-s snake just enter the room.