Post your funny confessions here

[Avongarde]

i'll start

- once i snorted pumice stone in science class to look cool

 

[GatoDelFuego]

I went on neopets.com without my parents's approval

 

[Albatross]

Once during lunch break I filled my shoes full of gravel and walked around for a full half an hour in them. Went to the shitter with them and everything. Can't remember why, must've been a really slow school day ig

 

[aurora]

i touched the heater in biology class at the end of an experiment after the teacher had told us all 'don't touch it' just to see what it felt like... just to feel something... and, of course, because the heater was on, i burnt my fingertip. i had to rinse it under cold water for a bit afterwards and i was trying to be discreet about it but my teacher noticed i was a bit slow packing up so she asked me what i was doing. i replied that i was just washing my hands and she believed me. if she had realised that i had burnt myself from touching the heater i probably would have been banned from using the equipment and yelled at in front of the class.

 

[ThatOneSpork]

When my parents aren't home, I splurge and eat a ton of animal crackers without telling anyone. If we have frosted animal crackers, those are the first to go. Like animal crackers are actually amazing and gave me an idea just now.

 

[Low-Key]

i touched the heater in biology class at the end of an experiment after the teacher had told us all 'don't touch it' just to see what it felt like... just to feel something... and, of course, because the heater was on, i burnt my fingertip. i had to rinse it under cold water for a bit afterwards and i was trying to be discreet about it but my teacher noticed i was a bit slow packing up so she asked me what i was doing. i replied that i was just washing my hands and she believed me. if she had realised that i had burnt myself from touching the heater i probably would have been banned from using the equipment and yelled at in front of the class.

if your biology teacher sees this post you're so fucking screwed mate

 

[Bog Monster]

When my parents aren't home, I splurge and eat a ton of animal crackers without telling anyone. If we have frosted animal crackers, those are the first to go. Like animal crackers are actually amazing and gave me an idea just now.

Those giant store brand tubs will probably kill me one day

 

[phoopes]

I got another confession to make

 

[Astra]

when my friend said i can have a cookie from the box i took two instead

 

[aurora]

if your biology teacher sees this post you're so fucking screwed mate

it's been five years, i'm sure the statute of limitations applies by now