property auction

[Dead by Daylight]

Hello all, glad to see you came to buy up land that could’ve gone to building more resources for the homeless. I have 3 properties to sell:

Quaint Villa: $100k starting price
Mega Mansion: $15m starting price
Lakeside Lagoon: $20m starting price

Feel free to place your bids. Highest bid wins in 24 hours.

 

[Let's go shuckles]

Don't bid. If we wait this out, the housing market will crash again

 

[Just A Shroom God]

I bid 20 meters for the lakeside lagoon

 

[igiveuponaname]

 

[Blizihguh]

Pretty sure this site is all Millennials and younger but maybe if we band together we can afford a condo or smth

 

[BP]

Hello all, glad to see you came to buy up land that could’ve gone to building more resources for the homeless. I have 3 properties to sell:

Quaint Villa: $100k starting price
Mega Mansion: $15m starting price
Lakeside Lagoon: $20m starting price

Feel free to place your bids. Highest bid wins in 24 hours.

quaint villa below my budget so ill take it

 

[Four Scores]

offering 18 shekels for the quaint abode!

 

[Adeleine]

i bid Dead by Daylight for the lagoon

up to you to decide how much that bid is worth

 

[The Gungeon master]

Can I trade my monopoly of the blue spaces for the mansion?

 

[ShoreFantasy]

this is exactly why real estate is such a rock solid business

 

[DaddyBuzzwole]

Hello all, glad to see you came to buy up land that could’ve gone to building more resources for the homeless. I have 3 properties to sell:

Quaint Villa: $100k starting price
Mega Mansion: $15m starting price
Lakeside Lagoon: $20m starting price

Feel free to place your bids. Highest bid wins in 24 hours.

do you accept cryptocurrency? i can bid 500 novemnonagintillion daddybuzzcoins, which is easily enough to buy the lakeside lagoon but will be worth about 3 cents tomorrow so if you're taking the deal you better take it quick

 

[chroma_2903]

i would bid a pack of dried apricots on the lakeside lagoon

 

[vishy fishy]

I’m bidding DaddyBuzzwole because life is immeasurably precious

 

[Dead by Daylight]

Nobody won. Go home.

 

[Dead by Daylight]

Hello all, I have some new properties.

Mathy Mansion
DaddyBuzzwole Driveway
vishy fishy Vineyard
chroma_2903 Cornucopia
Adeleine Avenue

Bidding begins at -$10 for each. Good luck.

 

[igiveuponaname]

 

[Mathy]

mathy house but it mansion

 

[chroma_2903]

hey look lois! i'm a severed bull's horn with various foodstuffs and goodies located within the contour of my structure!

 

[The Gungeon master]

I have an Amazon truck filled with UPS packages.

 

[Dead by Daylight]

Mechalico has gratefully offered to auction their edifice in Manchester.

 

[Mechalico]

going for one dollar

 

[Blizihguh]

You guys have fun with your houses or whatever. Personally I'll be chilling in Blizihguh Bay

 

[vishy fishy]

I’m not even old enough to have wine

Why do I have a vineyard named after me?

 

[DaddyBuzzwole]

i will be auctioning off the historic golden gate hotel and casino in las vegas, the empire state building, mt. st. helens, the sagrada familia cathedral, and walt disney world. i don't actually own any of them but hopefully the owners don't find out until after i have the money

 

[Adeleine]

i will be auctioning off the historic golden gate hotel and casino in las vegas, the empire state building, mt. st. helens, the sagrada familia cathedral, and walt disney world. i don't actually own any of them but hopefully the owners don't find out until after i have the money

not even one bridge. unbelievable!

this feels flippant but i went to barcelona and had a negative reaction to gaudís architecture, including the sagrada familia. i'm a big fan of non-contemporary european architecture, especially cathedrals - st stephen's basilica in budapest and helsinki cathedral deserving special mention - but going inside the sagrada familia felt like oppressively gloomy and sterile. anyway that's my beef with a historical figure, hope you enjoyed reading it on a forum thread about something