Albatross
Loosely Resembling Some Variety Of Bird
Hello hello my fine fellos, you ever felt like posting a really funny and cool thread on your favourite subforum Smogoff but didn't know what to post? Or, perhaps, are you a new user who wishes to contribute but don't have a creative bone in your body? Mayhaps you might even be a regular poster here, but the current posting climate has left you uninspired and hoping for a change? Well then, you came to the right place! I'm a masochist with no sense of self preservation who doesn't understand the concept of setting personal limits, so today I have come forward as a guiding light for all the plebeian posters whose creative ballsacks have shrivelled up and died
Interested? Of course you are my fine, neckbearded fellow! But how do you go about generating a Thread idea?? Well its very simple my dear esteemed user, all you have to do is provide a genre in which you would like the Thread Idea to be in, and me and my ginormous, wrinkly, giga IQ brain will do the rest! Hell Yeah!!
Genres of Threads include, but are not limited to:
Is this a horrible idea? Yes!
Am I going to absolutely despise myself after doing a few of these? Without a Doubt!
Is it going to stop me in any way, shape or form? Absolutely 100% not, lets go gamers!!
Interested? Of course you are my fine, neckbearded fellow! But how do you go about generating a Thread idea?? Well its very simple my dear esteemed user, all you have to do is provide a genre in which you would like the Thread Idea to be in, and me and my ginormous, wrinkly, giga IQ brain will do the rest! Hell Yeah!!
Genres of Threads include, but are not limited to:
- Effortposting
- Shitposting
- Basedposting
- Postposting
- Nomieposting
- AntiPostposting
- PostPostposting
- AntiPostPostposting
- Quitposting
- Resumeposting
- Coolpostin'
- Animeposting
- If you ask for Animeposting I'll smite you irl don't fucking test me
- Shitposting 2
Thread Title: This is the title of the thread I will give to you. You can change it if you want, but you will incur my infinite wrath if you do
Thread Contents: This is all the stuff inside of the thread that I will give to you. Think of this part as the fleshy, gooey insides to the Thread Title's protective skin casing
Precautions to Take: This is stuff to be wary of when making the thread. Stuff like being too funny or accidentally making a "my dad never came back from buying cigarettes" joke will take up a residence in this section
If I think of anything else that is essential to a Thread idea then it will be appended to the official Format(thew)
Thread Contents: This is all the stuff inside of the thread that I will give to you. Think of this part as the fleshy, gooey insides to the Thread Title's protective skin casing
Precautions to Take: This is stuff to be wary of when making the thread. Stuff like being too funny or accidentally making a "my dad never came back from buying cigarettes" joke will take up a residence in this section
If I think of anything else that is essential to a Thread idea then it will be appended to the official Format(thew)
Is this a horrible idea? Yes!
Am I going to absolutely despise myself after doing a few of these? Without a Doubt!
Is it going to stop me in any way, shape or form? Absolutely 100% not, lets go gamers!!