pumkin

http://pumkin.com/

this is a really good way to learn english i think. i for one learned the most from this one game where you are encouraged to properly feed a pumkin lest he verbally abuse you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25jiALaWG34

their voices sound like what it feels like to watch an avuncular figure die. it is awkward because you know deep down you should feel worse than you really do.

this is how you draw a pumkin



look! he is uncomfortable with his own birth. this is life as a pumkin. the darkness of nonexistence begets the light of knowledge which in turn begets the unbearable darkness of being a pumkin. his body is torn between the grammars of pain and foolery because he knows nothing else.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqxRiKBI20E&feature=related

this is a horrifying scene. towards the end paul needs to go to the bathroom but his gibbering modulations (the sum of which appear to be muffled english) are met with contempt from the teacher because they are not ARYAN ENGLISH.

perusing the left hand side of some parts of the pumkin website you may be invited to look at customers' thoughts about pumkin (the site, i have yet to read a review about the fictional universe and the beasts within).

“So much fun! I will definitely introduce this to my friends!” - a2788a2799

“The content is very appealing to children and has a very well structured course.” - junru19850117

maybe it is pumkin law that you need 8 numbers total in your name (could philip be an admin on pumkin.com too?).

there are many great denizens of the world of pumkins. how many can YOU find?

 
I think creepy talking fruits and vegetables are a trend for early language learning media. Just take a look at Telefrancais:


A gay pineapple with legs taught me the phrases, "Je suis un ananas!" and "Les ananas ne parlent pas." These were among the first phrases I learned of the language... "I am a pineapple" and "Pineapples don't talk!" for the non-francophones


Oh, and there's also a pilot who looks like Micheal Jackson who takes the children into her airplane
 

breh

強いだね
*into her cockpit?

also, anything with anthropomorphic pumpkins cannot possibly go wrong as a concept.

otherwise, that telefrancais thing is a french meme. I've seen "je suis pilote" in videos before.
 
sorry living in the wonderful life of an american household I only got Veggie Tales but if I had to watch that I would probably be disturbed by it at an early age
 

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