Venusaur (Rumsfeld)
Razor Leaf
Sleep Powder
Body Slam
Swords Dance
Fastest sleep starter that learns Sleep Powder, Jynx has less defenses than an envelope, I can't stand Hypnosis or Sing's accuracy. Eggy is far too standard for me, and since both Venusaur and Victrebeel reach 999 after the same amount of Swords Dances, I choose Venusaur for better EQ durability and speed. Has a 74.6% chance of gaining the upper hand against Eggy, which is pretty acceptable to me. Gengar can't do much against me unless it has Psychic (which is rare, correct?), and Jynx also hurts Eggy bad, so this seems good enough to me. Also kills Starmie/Slowbro, vital for Tobybro, as well as Rhydon/Golem, vital for Jolt.
Jolteon (Gets The Armpits)
Thunderbolt
Thunder Wave
Pin Missile
Body Slam
Zapdos is too bog-standard for me, and this thing is VERY fun. Body Slam is best for Chansey and grounds on the switch in, MAYBE Zam (Tbolt may do more, though)
Snorlax (Rush Limbaugh)
Body Slam
EQ
Selfdestruct
HB
Yay. Since I won't use Tauros, Snorlax rolls to the plate, and since nothing can flat-out counter him, I like him. EQ because my team seems to be more weak to 'Gar than Golem/Rhydon, and besides EQ handles Ground/Rock better than Surf handles 'Gar.
Slowbro (MartinBro)
Psychic
Thunder Wave
Rest
Amnesia
This is what I'm building this team around. Psychic seems to work better for me with its special drop, since I plan to blow up something or use Lax against Starmie and Alakazam, Psychic kills the Paralyzed Razor Leafers, and just seems to be more unpredictable.
Golem (Valkaan)
EQ
RS
Explosion
Body Slam
Works well with Snorlax to guarantee KO (with detonation) against two Pokemon, seems to help Bro more than Rhydon does. Normal resist and TWave sponge, too.
Alakazam (Henry Flagler)
Psychic
Reflect
Recover
TWave
I don't know if I want Seismic Toss or Reflect, I'm leaning towards Reflect because I need a Tauros counter, and with Reflect, it should work fine. Bog Standard I know, but still coolest Poke ever IMO.
Two BLs against a standard team, this should be enjoyable and refreshing from standard battles. Three intellectual inputs would be very nice. Thank you.
Razor Leaf
Sleep Powder
Body Slam
Swords Dance
Fastest sleep starter that learns Sleep Powder, Jynx has less defenses than an envelope, I can't stand Hypnosis or Sing's accuracy. Eggy is far too standard for me, and since both Venusaur and Victrebeel reach 999 after the same amount of Swords Dances, I choose Venusaur for better EQ durability and speed. Has a 74.6% chance of gaining the upper hand against Eggy, which is pretty acceptable to me. Gengar can't do much against me unless it has Psychic (which is rare, correct?), and Jynx also hurts Eggy bad, so this seems good enough to me. Also kills Starmie/Slowbro, vital for Tobybro, as well as Rhydon/Golem, vital for Jolt.
Jolteon (Gets The Armpits)
Thunderbolt
Thunder Wave
Pin Missile
Body Slam
Zapdos is too bog-standard for me, and this thing is VERY fun. Body Slam is best for Chansey and grounds on the switch in, MAYBE Zam (Tbolt may do more, though)
Snorlax (Rush Limbaugh)
Body Slam
EQ
Selfdestruct
HB
Yay. Since I won't use Tauros, Snorlax rolls to the plate, and since nothing can flat-out counter him, I like him. EQ because my team seems to be more weak to 'Gar than Golem/Rhydon, and besides EQ handles Ground/Rock better than Surf handles 'Gar.
Slowbro (MartinBro)
Psychic
Thunder Wave
Rest
Amnesia
This is what I'm building this team around. Psychic seems to work better for me with its special drop, since I plan to blow up something or use Lax against Starmie and Alakazam, Psychic kills the Paralyzed Razor Leafers, and just seems to be more unpredictable.
Golem (Valkaan)
EQ
RS
Explosion
Body Slam
Works well with Snorlax to guarantee KO (with detonation) against two Pokemon, seems to help Bro more than Rhydon does. Normal resist and TWave sponge, too.
Alakazam (Henry Flagler)
Psychic
Reflect
Recover
TWave
I don't know if I want Seismic Toss or Reflect, I'm leaning towards Reflect because I need a Tauros counter, and with Reflect, it should work fine. Bog Standard I know, but still coolest Poke ever IMO.
Two BLs against a standard team, this should be enjoyable and refreshing from standard battles. Three intellectual inputs would be very nice. Thank you.