dice are d600, roll low to hit/crit/effect

steps on rocks and takes 15 damage

eats their rage candy bar
Step 1:

paralyzing daze
-56 en

falls asleep, shadow ball is disabled

sleep
+5hp +3 en
Step 2:

thief
-8 en
456 crit no
(6 + 9 - 5) * 1.5 = 15 damage

steals life orb

sky attack
-10 en
114 hit yes
561 crit no
(14+3+2+6-5)*2 = 40 damage (wtf)
Step 3:

sky attack
-10 en
42 hit yes
162 crit no
(14+3+2+6-5)*2 = 40 damage (wtf)

counter
-52 en

faints
60 damage