Welcome to my fourth warstory. Last story's critiques flattered me immensely and showed me that you people do care, especially my repeat readers. :'D So I got the entire gang back for another BL warstory.
Of course, I had to bribe them. >_> Being tied to the ground and forced to listen to ska music makes you quite submissive, remember that Chinese government. Without further ado:
This is tiring. (I'm The Kiwi F-22 on Shoddy):
What vain idiots. ._.
random#s' team:
Rules: Evasion Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Sleep Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause, Timed Battle
The Kiwi F-22 sent out 01:28 ALERT (lvl 100 Porygon2).
random#s sent out Don't Fuckle With Shuckle (lvl 100 Shuckle).
01:28 ALERT traced Don't Fuckle With Shuckle's Sturdy!
The Kiwi F-22 switched in CHOMPERZ (lvl 100 Steelix).
Don't Fuckle With Shuckle used Toxic.
It doesn't affect CHOMPERZ...
My Steelix's nickname is apt. All Shuckles deserve to be eaten and used for cosmetic testing. Oh no, of course I don't have troubles with it! No decent team fears Shuckle! Eh heh. Heh.
Fuck it, thank god for Steelix.
random#s switched in Flygon (lvl 100 Flygon).
CHOMPERZ used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around your foe's team!
The Story of the Generic Fire-Breathing Dragon: The dragon comes to the castle, ready for bloodblablablabla.
The Kiwi F-22 switched in tila tequila sucks. (lvl 100 Hypno).
Flygon used Fire Blast.
tila tequila sucks. lost 21% of its health.
Flygon lost 10% of its health.
The castle ran away, of course, being a smart castle, and consulted the magician for help. How this castle got up and ran away, the writer attributes to a fictional account of fictional fiction that in no way is sensible or reasonable whatsoever, as well as the concept of the purpose of life. Perhaps that's too deep, I can already smell the parentla objections...
Flygon used Earthquake.
tila tequila sucks. lost 59% of its health.
Flygon lost 10% of its health.
tila tequila sucks. used Hypnosis.
Flygon fell asleep!
Of course, said magician was bi, slutty, and attempted to be a good singer, but at least the dragon went to sleep to escape the awful singing.
Flygon is fast asleep!
tila tequila sucks. used Trick Room.
tila tequila sucks. twisted the dimensions!
The magician curried favor by setting up a curse unfavorable to the dragon.
tila tequila sucks. used Wish.
tila tequila sucks. made a wish!
Flygon woke up!
Flygon used Earthquake.
tila tequila sucks. lost 39% of its health.
The Kiwi F-22's tila tequila sucks. fainted.
Flygon lost 10% of its health.
Of course, the magician wished for something, anything, that could help a knight defeat the dragon. Alas, it failed.
6-5 random#s
What a stupid story. *burns fairy tale book*
The Kiwi F-22 switched in 01:28 ALERT (lvl 100 Porygon2).
01:28 ALERT traced Flygon's Levitate!
random#s switched in Don't Fuckle With Shuckle (lvl 100 Shuckle).
Pointed stones dug into Don't Fuckle With Shuckle.
Don't Fuckle With Shuckle lost 25% of its health.
01:28 ALERT used Ice Beam.
Don't Fuckle With Shuckle lost 16% of its health.
The wish came true!
Ducks and turtles, the two most relatively harmless animals on earth. When ducks are out to get at the blood of dragons and turtles, it's about time you sit down and cry at your nearest park.
Don't Fuckle With Shuckle used Sandstorm.
A sandstorm brewed!
01:28 ALERT used Thunderbolt.
Don't Fuckle With Shuckle lost 9% of its health.
Of course, you won't be seeing the duck mauling the stupid turtle anytime soon, but in the process, you'll get so impatient that you'll do it yourself. If you can cope with becoming blind with sand all over your face in doing so.
The Kiwi F-22 switched in CHOMPERZ (lvl 100 Steelix ?).
Don't Fuckle With Shuckle used Toxic.
It doesn't affect CHOMPERZ...
The twisted dimensions returned to normal!
Also, you may have to cope with being blind and being injected with a lethal poison, so it takes some dedication and extreme dementia in order to take on a single turtle.
Don't Fuckle With Shuckle used Knock Off.
Don't Fuckle With Shuckle knocked off foe CHOMPERZ's Leftovers!
It's not very effective...
CHOMPERZ lost 0% of its health.
CHOMPERZ used Roar.
random#s switched in Dugtrio (lvl 100 Dugtrio).
Pointed stones dug into Dugtrio.
Dugtrio lost 6% of its health.
Attention to all viewers: I sincerely must make a statement for introducing an OU into a BL match. I HAVE ALL OF YOUR MONEY AND TIME! MUAHAHAHAHA! ACCEPT IT!
Did I also mention this is a bureaucrat costume party? Um, yes. Get those sharpened popsicle sticks away from me.
Dugtrio used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
CHOMPERZ lost 47% of its health.
Dugtrio lost 10% of its health.
CHOMPERZ used Roar.
random#s switched in Rotom (lvl 100 Rotom).
Pointed stones dug into Rotom.
Rotom lost 12% of its health.
However, you may direct your sharpened mechanical pencils at Gamefreak for creating such a phenomena as "Levitate".
Rotom used Hidden Power.
CHOMPERZ lost 25% of its health.
CHOMPERZ used Roar.
random#s switched in Dugtrio (lvl 100 Dugtrio).
Pointed stones dug into Dugtrio.
Dugtrio lost 6% of its health.
BUDDHA! BUDDHA! Why have you forsaken me? Why?
Dugtrio used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
CHOMPERZ lost 28% of its health.
The Kiwi F-22's CHOMPERZ fainted.
Dugtrio lost 10% of its health.
6-4 random#s
Fine. I'll just make my own religion. And the sacred animal shall be the
The Kiwi F-22 switched in 01:28 ALERT (lvl 100 Porygon2).
01:28 ALERT traced Dugtrio's Arena Trap!
Dugtrio used Earthquake.
01:28 ALERT lost 41% of its health.
Dugtrio lost 10% of its health.
01:28 ALERT used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
Dugtrio lost 58% of its health.
random#s's Dugtrio fainted.
Splinter religions do work. Thank you God. I mean, duck.
5-4 random#s
random#s switched in Don't Fuckle With Shuckle (lvl 100 Shuckle).
Pointed stones dug into Don't Fuckle With Shuckle.
Don't Fuckle With Shuckle lost 25% of its health.
01:28 ALERT used Recover.
01:28 ALERT restored 50% of its health.
Don't Fuckle With Shuckle used Sandstorm.
The sandstorm stopped.
Quackquackquack. QuackityAAAHHHDEADSHUCK--quack.
01:28 ALERT used Thunderbolt.
Don't Fuckle With Shuckle lost 14% of its health.
Don't Fuckle With Shuckle used Toxic.
01:28 ALERT was badly poisoned!
01:28 ALERT's Lum Berry cured its Poison!
01:28 ALERT used Thunderbolt.
Don't Fuckle With Shuckle lost 11% of its health.
random#s's Don't Fuckle With Shuckle fainted.
4-4 Tie
In this issue of the New York Times, we explore a riveting essay by a religious dissenter exploring the divinity of Cyber Ducks.
random#s switched in Regirock (lvl 100 Regirock).
Pointed stones dug into Regirock.
Regirock lost 12% of its health.
The Kiwi F-22 switched in I'm High on Fire's Drummer. (lvl 100 Marowak).
Regirock used Curse.
Regirock's speed was lowered.
Regirock's attack was raised.
Regirock's defence was raised.
With all due respect to Matt Pike, I honestly wish Marowak carried a pickaxe instead of a bone.
Regirock used Drain Punch.
I'm High on Fire's Drummer. lost 20% of its health.
Regirock absorbed health!
Regirock restored 6% of its health.
I'm High on Fire's Drummer. used Swords Dance.
I'm High on Fire's Drummer.'s attack was sharply raised.
While we're on the topic of weapons.....talking about it is extremely morbid. Dx
random#s switched in Rotom (lvl 100 Rotom).
Pointed stones dug into Rotom.
Rotom lost 12% of its health.
Rotom makes ground moves miss with Levitate!
I'm High on Fire's Drummer. used Bonemerang.
I'm High on Fire's Drummer.'s attack missed!
Fun fact: Did you know that everyday, 30 psychiatrists and liquor store owners are murdered by users of Shoddy?
Rotom used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
I'm High on Fire's Drummer. lost 61% of its health.
I'm High on Fire's Drummer. used Stone Edge.
Rotom lost 69% of its health.
random#s's Rotom fainted.
Fun fact: In about 40% of cases, the murderer regrets their crime. Well, they regret the liquor shop owner.
4-3 Me
random#s switched in Flygon (lvl 100 Flygon).
Pointed stones dug into Flygon.
Flygon lost 6% of its health.
Flygon used Dragon Claw.
I'm High on Fire's Drummer. lost 19% of its health.
The Kiwi F-22's I'm High on Fire's Drummer. fainted.
Flygon lost 10% of its health.
Holy Duckie, please save me from the dragon. I am only a helpless maiden!
Amen,
AoK the Princess
3-3 Tie
The Kiwi F-22 switched in 01:28 ALERT (lvl 100 Porygon2).
01:28 ALERT traced Flygon's Levitate!
random#s switched in Cradily (lvl 100 Cradily).
Pointed stones dug into Cradily.
Cradily lost 12% of its health.
01:28 ALERT used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Cradily lost 35% of its health.
I liken this experience to the toilet pipe in the bathroom exploding, going to Home Depot and finding someone who can help you, only to find the price wiping out your entire bank account.
01:28 ALERT used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Cradily lost 32% of its health.
Cradily used Sandstorm.
A sandstorm brewed!
The sandstorm rages.
But as they say, faith overpowers all. Well, it better.
01:28 ALERT used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Cradily lost 21% of its health.
random#s's Cradily fainted.
Camera time! A miracle rescue, tonight at 6 on CNN--Cradily killed by special attack in Sandstorm! Also, splinter duck worshipping religion proven true? Tonight at 7!
3-2 Me
random#s switched in Regirock (lvl 100 Regirock).
Pointed stones dug into Regirock.
Regirock lost 12% of its health.
The Kiwi F-22 switched in Super Soaker 100! (lvl 100 Blastoise).
Regirock used Curse.
Regirock's speed was lowered.
Regirock's attack was raised.
Regirock's defence was raised.
Super Soaker 100! used Haze.
Regirock used Rock Slide.
A critical hit!
Super Soaker 100! lost 41% of its health.
Using Haze means you can rub something into people's faces, and it makes me happy. What a stuck-up bitch I am. No wonder so many people hated the company memo...
Super Soaker 100! used Surf.
It's super effective!
Regirock lost 25% of its health.
Regirock used Rock Slide.
Super Soaker 100! lost 21% of its health.
Super Soaker 100! used Surf.
It's super effective!
Regirock lost 27% of its health.
Regirock used Rock Slide.
Super Soaker 100! lost 21% of its health.
Super Soaker 100! used Surf.
It's super effective!
Regirock lost 37% of its health.
Regirock used Rock Slide.
Super Soaker 100! lost 17% of its health.
The Kiwi F-22's Super Soaker 100! fainted.
2-2 Tie
Of course, when you can't 3HKO a freaking rock with dots for eyes, you know you have to send in the mighty, divine
The Kiwi F-22 switched in 01:28 ALERT (lvl 100 Porygon2).
01:28 ALERT traced Regirock's Clear Body!
Regirock used Drain Punch.
It's super effective!
01:28 ALERT lost 21% of its health.
Regirock absorbed health!
Regirock restored 10% of its health.
01:28 ALERT used Thunderbolt.
Regirock lost 11% of its health.
According to the prophet of teh Divine Duck, I'm as impulsive as the company that released the 7546542378 versions of Street Fighter.
The Kiwi F-22 switched in donde las piernas? (lvl 100 Vespiquen).
donde las piernas? is exerting its pressure!
Regirock used Drain Punch.
It's not very effective...
donde las piernas? lost 3% of its health.
Regirock absorbed health!
Regirock restored 1% of its health.
Today at the International Toy Exhibition---ahem, I mean Science---I'm going to show you something shocking and brilliant.
donde las piernas? used Destiny Bond.
donde las piernas? is trying to take its foe with it!
Regirock used Rock Slide.
It's super effective!
donde las piernas? lost 94% of its health.
The test subject reacts with something highly hazardous, yet is a particular isotope of an element that allows her to react differently.
donde las piernas? used Destiny Bond.
donde las piernas? is trying to take its foe with it!
Regirock used Thunder Wave.
donde las piernas? is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
While in some cases, the reaction will fail and the stronger element completes the compound "UBER FAILZ LAWLS", most of the time it will succeed.
Regirock used Rock Slide.
It's super effective!
donde las piernas? lost 18% of its health.
The Kiwi F-22's donde las piernas? fainted.
donde las piernas? took Regirock with it!
random#s's Regirock fainted.
You see, the reaction with this Destiny Bond here produce a calamitous reaction in which it becomes far more than the poor man's Explosion. Also, I have yet to find the namer of the curious compound "UBER FAIL LAWLZ".
1-1 Tie
The Kiwi F-22 switched in 01:28 ALERT (lvl 100 Porygon2).
random#s switched in Flygon (lvl 100 Flygon ?).
Pointed stones dug into Flygon.
Flygon lost 6% of its health.
For our final closing number, a hymn to the Glorious, Divine Duck! Everyone introduce the old, but awful band the Sex Pistols! *thunderous applause*
01:28 ALERT traced Flygon's Levitate!
Flygon used Dragon Claw.
01:28 ALERT lost 33% of its health.
Flygon lost 10% of its health.
01:28 ALERT used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Flygon lost 39% of its health.
random#s's Flygon fainted.
The Kiwi F-22 wins!
God save the Queen and her Duck~~~
We mean, Duck save the Queen and...~~~
Screw this.
Props:
Of course, I had to bribe them. >_> Being tied to the ground and forced to listen to ska music makes you quite submissive, remember that Chinese government. Without further ado:
This is tiring. (I'm The Kiwi F-22 on Shoddy):
What vain idiots. ._.
random#s' team:
Rules: Evasion Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Sleep Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause, Timed Battle
The Kiwi F-22 sent out 01:28 ALERT (lvl 100 Porygon2).
random#s sent out Don't Fuckle With Shuckle (lvl 100 Shuckle).
01:28 ALERT traced Don't Fuckle With Shuckle's Sturdy!
The Kiwi F-22 switched in CHOMPERZ (lvl 100 Steelix).
Don't Fuckle With Shuckle used Toxic.
It doesn't affect CHOMPERZ...
My Steelix's nickname is apt. All Shuckles deserve to be eaten and used for cosmetic testing. Oh no, of course I don't have troubles with it! No decent team fears Shuckle! Eh heh. Heh.
Fuck it, thank god for Steelix.
random#s switched in Flygon (lvl 100 Flygon).
CHOMPERZ used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around your foe's team!
The Story of the Generic Fire-Breathing Dragon: The dragon comes to the castle, ready for bloodblablablabla.
The Kiwi F-22 switched in tila tequila sucks. (lvl 100 Hypno).
Flygon used Fire Blast.
tila tequila sucks. lost 21% of its health.
Flygon lost 10% of its health.
The castle ran away, of course, being a smart castle, and consulted the magician for help. How this castle got up and ran away, the writer attributes to a fictional account of fictional fiction that in no way is sensible or reasonable whatsoever, as well as the concept of the purpose of life. Perhaps that's too deep, I can already smell the parentla objections...
Flygon used Earthquake.
tila tequila sucks. lost 59% of its health.
Flygon lost 10% of its health.
tila tequila sucks. used Hypnosis.
Flygon fell asleep!
Of course, said magician was bi, slutty, and attempted to be a good singer, but at least the dragon went to sleep to escape the awful singing.
Flygon is fast asleep!
tila tequila sucks. used Trick Room.
tila tequila sucks. twisted the dimensions!
The magician curried favor by setting up a curse unfavorable to the dragon.
tila tequila sucks. used Wish.
tila tequila sucks. made a wish!
Flygon woke up!
Flygon used Earthquake.
tila tequila sucks. lost 39% of its health.
The Kiwi F-22's tila tequila sucks. fainted.
Flygon lost 10% of its health.
Of course, the magician wished for something, anything, that could help a knight defeat the dragon. Alas, it failed.
6-5 random#s
What a stupid story. *burns fairy tale book*
The Kiwi F-22 switched in 01:28 ALERT (lvl 100 Porygon2).
01:28 ALERT traced Flygon's Levitate!
random#s switched in Don't Fuckle With Shuckle (lvl 100 Shuckle).
Pointed stones dug into Don't Fuckle With Shuckle.
Don't Fuckle With Shuckle lost 25% of its health.
01:28 ALERT used Ice Beam.
Don't Fuckle With Shuckle lost 16% of its health.
The wish came true!
Ducks and turtles, the two most relatively harmless animals on earth. When ducks are out to get at the blood of dragons and turtles, it's about time you sit down and cry at your nearest park.
Don't Fuckle With Shuckle used Sandstorm.
A sandstorm brewed!
01:28 ALERT used Thunderbolt.
Don't Fuckle With Shuckle lost 9% of its health.
Of course, you won't be seeing the duck mauling the stupid turtle anytime soon, but in the process, you'll get so impatient that you'll do it yourself. If you can cope with becoming blind with sand all over your face in doing so.
The Kiwi F-22 switched in CHOMPERZ (lvl 100 Steelix ?).
Don't Fuckle With Shuckle used Toxic.
It doesn't affect CHOMPERZ...
The twisted dimensions returned to normal!
Also, you may have to cope with being blind and being injected with a lethal poison, so it takes some dedication and extreme dementia in order to take on a single turtle.
Don't Fuckle With Shuckle used Knock Off.
Don't Fuckle With Shuckle knocked off foe CHOMPERZ's Leftovers!
It's not very effective...
CHOMPERZ lost 0% of its health.
CHOMPERZ used Roar.
random#s switched in Dugtrio (lvl 100 Dugtrio).
Pointed stones dug into Dugtrio.
Dugtrio lost 6% of its health.
Attention to all viewers: I sincerely must make a statement for introducing an OU into a BL match. I HAVE ALL OF YOUR MONEY AND TIME! MUAHAHAHAHA! ACCEPT IT!
Did I also mention this is a bureaucrat costume party? Um, yes. Get those sharpened popsicle sticks away from me.
Dugtrio used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
CHOMPERZ lost 47% of its health.
Dugtrio lost 10% of its health.
CHOMPERZ used Roar.
random#s switched in Rotom (lvl 100 Rotom).
Pointed stones dug into Rotom.
Rotom lost 12% of its health.
However, you may direct your sharpened mechanical pencils at Gamefreak for creating such a phenomena as "Levitate".
Rotom used Hidden Power.
CHOMPERZ lost 25% of its health.
CHOMPERZ used Roar.
random#s switched in Dugtrio (lvl 100 Dugtrio).
Pointed stones dug into Dugtrio.
Dugtrio lost 6% of its health.
BUDDHA! BUDDHA! Why have you forsaken me? Why?
Dugtrio used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
CHOMPERZ lost 28% of its health.
The Kiwi F-22's CHOMPERZ fainted.
Dugtrio lost 10% of its health.
6-4 random#s
Fine. I'll just make my own religion. And the sacred animal shall be the
The Kiwi F-22 switched in 01:28 ALERT (lvl 100 Porygon2).
01:28 ALERT traced Dugtrio's Arena Trap!
Dugtrio used Earthquake.
01:28 ALERT lost 41% of its health.
Dugtrio lost 10% of its health.
01:28 ALERT used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
Dugtrio lost 58% of its health.
random#s's Dugtrio fainted.
Splinter religions do work. Thank you God. I mean, duck.
5-4 random#s
random#s switched in Don't Fuckle With Shuckle (lvl 100 Shuckle).
Pointed stones dug into Don't Fuckle With Shuckle.
Don't Fuckle With Shuckle lost 25% of its health.
01:28 ALERT used Recover.
01:28 ALERT restored 50% of its health.
Don't Fuckle With Shuckle used Sandstorm.
The sandstorm stopped.
Quackquackquack. QuackityAAAHHHDEADSHUCK--quack.
01:28 ALERT used Thunderbolt.
Don't Fuckle With Shuckle lost 14% of its health.
Don't Fuckle With Shuckle used Toxic.
01:28 ALERT was badly poisoned!
01:28 ALERT's Lum Berry cured its Poison!
01:28 ALERT used Thunderbolt.
Don't Fuckle With Shuckle lost 11% of its health.
random#s's Don't Fuckle With Shuckle fainted.
4-4 Tie
In this issue of the New York Times, we explore a riveting essay by a religious dissenter exploring the divinity of Cyber Ducks.
random#s switched in Regirock (lvl 100 Regirock).
Pointed stones dug into Regirock.
Regirock lost 12% of its health.
The Kiwi F-22 switched in I'm High on Fire's Drummer. (lvl 100 Marowak).
Regirock used Curse.
Regirock's speed was lowered.
Regirock's attack was raised.
Regirock's defence was raised.
With all due respect to Matt Pike, I honestly wish Marowak carried a pickaxe instead of a bone.
Regirock used Drain Punch.
I'm High on Fire's Drummer. lost 20% of its health.
Regirock absorbed health!
Regirock restored 6% of its health.
I'm High on Fire's Drummer. used Swords Dance.
I'm High on Fire's Drummer.'s attack was sharply raised.
While we're on the topic of weapons.....talking about it is extremely morbid. Dx
random#s switched in Rotom (lvl 100 Rotom).
Pointed stones dug into Rotom.
Rotom lost 12% of its health.
Rotom makes ground moves miss with Levitate!
I'm High on Fire's Drummer. used Bonemerang.
I'm High on Fire's Drummer.'s attack missed!
Fun fact: Did you know that everyday, 30 psychiatrists and liquor store owners are murdered by users of Shoddy?
Rotom used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
I'm High on Fire's Drummer. lost 61% of its health.
I'm High on Fire's Drummer. used Stone Edge.
Rotom lost 69% of its health.
random#s's Rotom fainted.
Fun fact: In about 40% of cases, the murderer regrets their crime. Well, they regret the liquor shop owner.
4-3 Me
random#s switched in Flygon (lvl 100 Flygon).
Pointed stones dug into Flygon.
Flygon lost 6% of its health.
Flygon used Dragon Claw.
I'm High on Fire's Drummer. lost 19% of its health.
The Kiwi F-22's I'm High on Fire's Drummer. fainted.
Flygon lost 10% of its health.
Holy Duckie, please save me from the dragon. I am only a helpless maiden!
Amen,
AoK the Princess
3-3 Tie
The Kiwi F-22 switched in 01:28 ALERT (lvl 100 Porygon2).
01:28 ALERT traced Flygon's Levitate!
random#s switched in Cradily (lvl 100 Cradily).
Pointed stones dug into Cradily.
Cradily lost 12% of its health.
01:28 ALERT used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Cradily lost 35% of its health.
I liken this experience to the toilet pipe in the bathroom exploding, going to Home Depot and finding someone who can help you, only to find the price wiping out your entire bank account.
01:28 ALERT used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Cradily lost 32% of its health.
Cradily used Sandstorm.
A sandstorm brewed!
The sandstorm rages.
But as they say, faith overpowers all. Well, it better.
01:28 ALERT used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Cradily lost 21% of its health.
random#s's Cradily fainted.
Camera time! A miracle rescue, tonight at 6 on CNN--Cradily killed by special attack in Sandstorm! Also, splinter duck worshipping religion proven true? Tonight at 7!
3-2 Me
random#s switched in Regirock (lvl 100 Regirock).
Pointed stones dug into Regirock.
Regirock lost 12% of its health.
The Kiwi F-22 switched in Super Soaker 100! (lvl 100 Blastoise).
Regirock used Curse.
Regirock's speed was lowered.
Regirock's attack was raised.
Regirock's defence was raised.
Super Soaker 100! used Haze.
Regirock used Rock Slide.
A critical hit!
Super Soaker 100! lost 41% of its health.
Using Haze means you can rub something into people's faces, and it makes me happy. What a stuck-up bitch I am. No wonder so many people hated the company memo...
Super Soaker 100! used Surf.
It's super effective!
Regirock lost 25% of its health.
Regirock used Rock Slide.
Super Soaker 100! lost 21% of its health.
Super Soaker 100! used Surf.
It's super effective!
Regirock lost 27% of its health.
Regirock used Rock Slide.
Super Soaker 100! lost 21% of its health.
Super Soaker 100! used Surf.
It's super effective!
Regirock lost 37% of its health.
Regirock used Rock Slide.
Super Soaker 100! lost 17% of its health.
The Kiwi F-22's Super Soaker 100! fainted.
2-2 Tie
Of course, when you can't 3HKO a freaking rock with dots for eyes, you know you have to send in the mighty, divine
The Kiwi F-22 switched in 01:28 ALERT (lvl 100 Porygon2).
01:28 ALERT traced Regirock's Clear Body!
Regirock used Drain Punch.
It's super effective!
01:28 ALERT lost 21% of its health.
Regirock absorbed health!
Regirock restored 10% of its health.
01:28 ALERT used Thunderbolt.
Regirock lost 11% of its health.
According to the prophet of teh Divine Duck, I'm as impulsive as the company that released the 7546542378 versions of Street Fighter.
The Kiwi F-22 switched in donde las piernas? (lvl 100 Vespiquen).
donde las piernas? is exerting its pressure!
Regirock used Drain Punch.
It's not very effective...
donde las piernas? lost 3% of its health.
Regirock absorbed health!
Regirock restored 1% of its health.
Today at the International Toy Exhibition---ahem, I mean Science---I'm going to show you something shocking and brilliant.
donde las piernas? used Destiny Bond.
donde las piernas? is trying to take its foe with it!
Regirock used Rock Slide.
It's super effective!
donde las piernas? lost 94% of its health.
The test subject reacts with something highly hazardous, yet is a particular isotope of an element that allows her to react differently.
donde las piernas? used Destiny Bond.
donde las piernas? is trying to take its foe with it!
Regirock used Thunder Wave.
donde las piernas? is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
While in some cases, the reaction will fail and the stronger element completes the compound "UBER FAILZ LAWLS", most of the time it will succeed.
Regirock used Rock Slide.
It's super effective!
donde las piernas? lost 18% of its health.
The Kiwi F-22's donde las piernas? fainted.
donde las piernas? took Regirock with it!
random#s's Regirock fainted.
You see, the reaction with this Destiny Bond here produce a calamitous reaction in which it becomes far more than the poor man's Explosion. Also, I have yet to find the namer of the curious compound "UBER FAIL LAWLZ".
1-1 Tie
The Kiwi F-22 switched in 01:28 ALERT (lvl 100 Porygon2).
random#s switched in Flygon (lvl 100 Flygon ?).
Pointed stones dug into Flygon.
Flygon lost 6% of its health.
For our final closing number, a hymn to the Glorious, Divine Duck! Everyone introduce the old, but awful band the Sex Pistols! *thunderous applause*
01:28 ALERT traced Flygon's Levitate!
Flygon used Dragon Claw.
01:28 ALERT lost 33% of its health.
Flygon lost 10% of its health.
01:28 ALERT used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Flygon lost 39% of its health.
random#s's Flygon fainted.
The Kiwi F-22 wins!
God save the Queen and her Duck~~~
We mean, Duck save the Queen and...~~~
Screw this.
Props:
- The Holy Duckie, P2, for dominating the match.
- Rock types and Sandstorm are win.
- random#s, for pulling off the only Sandstorm team ever that doesn't include Tyranitar or Hippowdon.
- Me, for buying several boxes of Girl Scout cookies from my sister. ;_; Everyone knows I'm a sworn enemy of that organization.
- The Sex Pistols, for messing up their set and being fired by me.
