sometimes, when I'm using the payphone in the subway, two sketchy gentlemen come up and harass me about drugs. then they try to pick me up. FWP
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- Thread starter Heracr055
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sometimes, when I'm using the payphone in the subway, two sketchy gentlemen come up and harass me about drugs. then they try to pick me up. FWP
pics or it didn't happen
lol not sure if i should say this on smogs but this one time i was home alone and when i am home alone i like to rock out with my cock out (u know what im talking about boys) like just roam around naked with the air con on an d like i was just on the counch watching an ad about the magic bullet and how it makes the party and a cricket jumps on my giant pee pee!!!!
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like i got up and started doing the windmill/knobcopter (u know what i mean boys) to get this little jimmy off and like my neighbour was standing outside the window and i was like O____o and she was like O____O and then i was like ;) and she was like ;O and then i hula-dicked too much and got carpet burn on the head of my battlesnake so she was like D: then the cricket jumped at her and i was forever alone from that day (u know what i mean boys)
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like i got up and started doing the windmill/knobcopter (u know what i mean boys) to get this little jimmy off and like my neighbour was standing outside the window and i was like O____o and she was like O____O and then i was like ;) and she was like ;O and then i hula-dicked too much and got carpet burn on the head of my battlesnake so she was like D: then the cricket jumped at her and i was forever alone from that day (u know what i mean boys)
OMG this one time, I was reading Mountain Dewgong's post and I like to jam out with my clam out sometimes (you know what I'm talking about girls.)
Anyways, his story was so hot as he described his penis dance, so I began to finger myself down there (you know what I mean girls) and I was like :/ and then his emoticon was like O___o and I was like >_< and then he was like ;) so I was finally like -O- (you know what I
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Anyways, his story was so hot as he described his penis dance, so I began to finger myself down there (you know what I mean girls) and I was like :/ and then his emoticon was like O___o and I was like >_< and then he was like ;) so I was finally like -O- (you know what I
chester the molster
Shit happens soooo often, glad you were able to experience it.
I've had very odd situations with bugs as well. Once I was taking a piss, and slowly a spider came down from the ceiling right in front of me. You can guess what happened after that.
In 6th grade, I used to bike to school. One day I found cobwebs on my bike, so I brushed them off and went. I parked my bike at school and went though the day. On the way back, I hopped on my bike and about a minute into the ride I found a ton of baby spiders crawling all over my bike. I jumped off and walked back home.
Also, last Friday, I was putting on my shoes when I felt something at the end of my right shoe. I figured it was the weird mat like thing scrunched up at the end, so I took my shoe off and was about to fix it when I found out it was a frog. Frogs are oddly elastic, as I found out.
In 6th grade, I used to bike to school. One day I found cobwebs on my bike, so I brushed them off and went. I parked my bike at school and went though the day. On the way back, I hopped on my bike and about a minute into the ride I found a ton of baby spiders crawling all over my bike. I jumped off and walked back home.
Also, last Friday, I was putting on my shoes when I felt something at the end of my right shoe. I figured it was the weird mat like thing scrunched up at the end, so I took my shoe off and was about to fix it when I found out it was a frog. Frogs are oddly elastic, as I found out.
pretty rich from someone who has had 2 deleted and 2 locked of their last 6 threads. so sick of callouts from the worst posters on the forums
sorry everybody carry on
why does everything bad always happen to me? everything is just so so so awful today. my alarm had not wake me up, and now i am later it is shit.
today
i have no breakfast to eat and also, my parents are divorce.
is
this morning my dog throw up on my favorite shirt so i am sad, and now my dog die of cancer because i left chocolate cake around the house.
my
i have to take the bus, but i do not know schedules so i will likely get mugged, or raped or worse, raped. sometimes i forget my bustokens,.
birthday :)
and i learned sasuke left the village. when today is over i will be happy, and maybe asleep instead of contemplating suicide.
fuCK YOU FOR HILGIGHGFSKGG
sometimes people say, why are you so unhappy
i say, i hate people of other races!!!
today was bad. :(
today
i have no breakfast to eat and also, my parents are divorce.
is
this morning my dog throw up on my favorite shirt so i am sad, and now my dog die of cancer because i left chocolate cake around the house.
my
i have to take the bus, but i do not know schedules so i will likely get mugged, or raped or worse, raped. sometimes i forget my bustokens,.
birthday :)
and i learned sasuke left the village. when today is over i will be happy, and maybe asleep instead of contemplating suicide.
fuCK YOU FOR HILGIGHGFSKGG
sometimes people say, why are you so unhappy
i say, i hate people of other races!!!
today was bad. :(
I woke up with a bad headache today. I took an advil and got some caffeine though so I'm feeling a bit better.
I guess that's it
I guess that's it