Second Place Parroting [Won by Duskfall98!]

ajhockeystar

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Here are your round 3 results!

Question 1: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?

15 minutes- 3
Former
SlimShadow1027
trace

1 hour- 3
apricity
Drookez
Duskfall98

1.5 hours- 3
Fenrir Aesir
KnightsofCydonia
tonithetourguide

10 minutes- 2
bluedoom
rssp1

45 minutes- 2
Aaronboyer
Steven Snype

Aces:
2 minutes- Nuxl
5 minutes- CaffeineBoost
0.75-1.5 hours- Lectrys
hours- internet

30 minutes- 0
Asek
billymills
JALMONT
VigilanteVigoroth
RODAN
Texas Cloverleaf

Nuxl's morning routine: get out of bed, go pee, leave.

Scores after Question 1:

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Question 2: What's the first social media app you check every day?

Facebook- 3
apricity
billymills
Duskfall98

Instagram- 3
Steven Snype
tonithetourguide
VigilanteVigoroth

Twitter- 3
CaffeineBoost
RODAN
Texas Cloverleaf

Aces:
I don't use social media apps- Lectrys
Messenger app- Asek
Reddit- SlimShadow1027
Smogon- Nuxl
Snapchat- rssp1
Steam chat- KnightsofCydonia
Vine- Aaronboyer
YouTube- Drookez

Discord- 0
bluedoom
Fenrir Aesir
Former
JALMONT
trace

Aaroboyer using vine in 2019 omegalul

Scores after Question 2:

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Question 3: How many days in a week do you do some sort of physical exercise?

Two- 4
bluedoom
Drookez
Former
Texas Cloverleaf

Three- 4
apricity
billymills
Duskfall98
Nuxl

Four- 3
Aaronboyer
RODAN
tonithetourguide

Six- 2
JALMONT
SlimShadow1027

Seven- 2
Asek
internet

Aces:
Zero- trace
One- VigilanteVigoroth
Does Pokémon GO count?- KnightsofCydonia

Five- 0
CaffeineBoost
Fenrir Aesir
Lectrys
rssp1
Steven Snype

trace and VigVig, please. Not doing any physical exercise is hurting you. If you each worked out two times more a week, it would help so much! You'd have like, 4 more points in second place parroting!

Scores after Question 3:

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Question 4: What chore do you hate doing the most?

Cleaning- 4
Duskfall98
rssp1
tonithetourguide
VigilanteVigoroth

Laundry- 2
CaffeineBoost
Nuxl

Aces:
Cleaning my room- internet
Cleaning the bathroom- Fenrir Aesir
Cooking Prep- Texas Cloverleaf
Dusting- Lectrys
everything- trace
Game of thrones season 8- Steven Snype
Mopping- Asek
Vacuuming- KnightsofCydonia
Washing the car- Aaronboyer
Washing the sink- bluedoom

Dishes- 0
apricity
billymills
Drookez
Former
JALMONT
RODAN
SlimShadow1027

The study has been completed:
20/23 people hate some sort of cleaning.
1/23 people hate cooking prep.
1/23 people hate game of thrones season 8.
1/23 people hate everything.

Scores after Question 4:

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Question 5: What's your most common method of transportation each day?

Bus- 5
bluedoom
Duskfall98
Former
Lectrys
tonithetourguide

Car- 5
Asek
billymills
RODAN
SlimShadow1027
VigilanteVigoroth

Aces:
Subway- apricity
Train- Steven Snype

Walking- 0
Aaronboyer
CaffeineBoost
Drookez
Fenrir Aesir
internet
JALMONT
KnightsofCydonia
Nuxl
rssp1
trace

...That's almost half the players that answered Walking. I'm gonna guess that you guys either thought walking would be a less thought-of answer, or a lot of you walk.

Scores after Question 5:

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Question 6: We all have that one shirt that we think looks good on us. What colour is your favourite shirt?

Grey- 3
Aaronboyer
apricity
Texas Cloverleaf

Purple- 3
bluedoom
Nuxl
Steven Snype

Black- 2
Fenrir Aesir
VigilanteVigoroth

Green- 2
rssp1
tonithetourguide

White- 2
billymills
trace

Aces:
Brown- RODAN
i don't have a favourite shirt- Lectrys
Maroon- JALMONT
Pink- internet
Purple Hawaiian- KnightsofCydonia
White and Blue Stripes- Asek

Blue- 0
CaffeineBoost
Drookez
Duskfall98
Former
SlimShadow1027

What a coincidence KoC - Hawaiian is my favourite colour!

Scores after Question 6:

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Question 7: How many hours do you usually sleep for every night?

Eight- 5
Asek
Former
internet
RODAN
rssp1

Nine- 4
Aaronboyer
Caffeine Boost
KnightsofCydonia
Steven Snype

Six- 3
Drookez
Texas Cloverleaf
trace

Four- 2
Fenrir Aesir
tonithetourguide

Five- 2
Duskfall98
Nuxl

Aces:
4-9 hours- Lectrys

Seven- 0
apricity
billymills
bluedoom
JALMONT
SlimShadow1027
VigilanteVigoroth

Thank you for correctly predicting the range of everyone's answers Lectrys.

Scores after Question 7:

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Question 8: “I don’t feel like cooking today, instead I’m going to go buy some _______ (insert nationality in blank) food.”

Indian- 3
CaffeineBoost
Fenrir Aesir
SlimShadow1027

Mexican- 3
bluedoom
Nuxl
Texas Cloverleaf

Fast- 2
JALMONT
trace

Japanese- 2
Lectrys
RODAN

Thai- 2
Asek
rssp1

Aces:
American- KnightsofCydonia
Asian- Former
BBQ- Steven Snype
Italian- Drookez
Rufflet- tonithetourguide
Take-Out- Aaronboyer

Chinese- 0
apricity
billymills
Duskfall98
internet
VigilanteVigoroth

"What's your nationality?"
"Asian"
"No no, like your nationality. A country."
"Fast."
"Excuse me?"
"Take-out. Barbecue."
"What is that supposed to mean?? I'm asking you what your nationality is..."
"RUFFLET"

(Side note- JALMONT sits at 5 points after 8 questions. He seems poised to be the first member of the sub-10 club!)

Scores after Question 8:

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Question 9: What's something you never make sure to forget when you leave the house?

Phone- 6
apricity
bluedoom
Duskfall98
JALMONT
RODAN
Texas Cloverleaf

Aces:
Bag- tonithetourguide
Clothes- Lectrys
Did I feed the dog?- Steven Snype
Egg (backup)- rssp1
Keys Wallet Phone- internet
my ID- KnightsofCydonia
Wallet- CaffeineBoost
WOWEE- Drookez

Keys- 0
Aaronboyer
Asek
billymills
Fenrir Aesir
Former
Nuxl
SlimShadow1027
trace
VigilanteVigoroth

You guys forgot about egg!! For reference:

Scores after Question 9:

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Question 10: Which user in this game is going to spend the most time out of their daily life to think of answers to these questions?

rssp1- 4
Drookez
Duskfall98
Steven Snype
VigilanteVigoroth

ajhockeystar- 3
Asek
internet
Nuxl

apricity- 2
RODAN
trace

Aces:
Aaronboyer- rssp1
Fenrir Aesir- Fenrir Aesir
internet- Aaronboyer
KnightsofCydonia- Texas Cloverleaf
Me- CaffeineBoost
not me- Lectrys
Texas Cloverleaf- billymills
VigilanteVigoroth- tonithetourguide
whoever waits until it's almost deadline- KnightsofCydonia

Drookez- 0
apricity
bluedoom
Former
JALMONT
SlimShadow1027

Fun fact: Before RODAN resubmitted his answers to be not-memes, his answer to this question was "not me", meaning he would've gotten 2 points either way!

Final Round 3 Scores:

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Duskfall98 played an extremely strong round. This was his frequency of points earned per question: two 0s, one 2, two 3s, three 4s, one 5, and one 6. That means he didn't get any aces, and only got 3 questions with 2 or fewer points. That is extremely impressive, and that's what nets him this game's first >30 point score in a round. Coming in second place we have RODAN, who I'm sure is very happy he changed his joke answers. Despite middling performances in previous rounds, tonithetourguide pulls through this round with a solid 3rd place earned by getting no 0s.

Each round we get closer and closer to having someone in the sub-10 club, and I am convinced next round someone is gonna be there. JALMONT scored 6 points in question 9 to save himself - he had a whopping six 0s.

Anyways, onto our total scores after 3 rounds!

Total Scores:
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An extremely strong 3rd round pulls Duskfall98 to the top with a sizeable 5 point lead. Despite 3 relatively quiet rounds, bluedoom has been consistently placing just outside the top 3 with an average of 25 points per round - good for 2nd overall. Texas Cloverleaf has managed to hold on after a strong round 1, and rounds out our top 3, who hold a 7 point gap over the rest of the players.

There's one more round to go - will we get a surprisingly strong round from someone, or will Duskfall98 be able to hang on?
 
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Round 4’s category is going to be Random Stuff!

1. What's the best colour of the rainbow?
2. What is the worst season?
3. If you could pick a Pokémon to represent the theme of this game, what Pokémon would you choose?
4. On a scale of 1-10, how likely are you to recommend Second Place Parroting to a friend?
5. What is the best planet in our solar system?
6. If you could be any animal, what animal would you want to be?
7. We all have that one pair of pants that we think looks good on us. What colour is your favourite pair of pants?
8. What is the worst continent?
9. If you could describe yourself with an adjective that starts with the letter "B", what adjective would you use?
10. Is anyone going to join the sub-10 club with their answers this round?

Deadline is the 26th at 7pm EDT.

Drookez bluedoom Texas Cloverleaf Duskfall98 Steven Snype Fenrir Aesir internet Former SlimShadow1027 KnightsofCydonia tonithetourguide CaffeineBoost trace Nuxl billymills Lectrys rssp1 Aaronboyer Asek RODAN apricity VigilanteVigoroth JALMONT
 

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Drookez bluedoom Texas Cloverleaf Duskfall98 Steven Snype Fenrir Aesir internet Former SlimShadow1027 KnightsofCydonia tonithetourguide CaffeineBoost trace Nuxl billymills Lectrys rssp1 Aaronboyer Asek RODAN apricity VigilanteVigoroth JALMONT

Here are your round 3 results!

Question 1: What’s the best colour of the rainbow?

Green- 4
apricity
Former
JALMONT
Texas Cloverleaf

Orange- 4
bluedoom
Drookez
Fenrir Aesir
VigilanteVigoroth

Red- 2
billymills
Duskfall09

Violet- 2
RODAN
SlimShadow1027

Aces:
Blue- rssp1
Purple- tonithetourguide
Skittles- Steven Snype
Yellow- internet
To contemplate the best colour of the rainbow, one must first answer the question of what model of the rainbow is being questioned about. The traditional model of the rainbow states "The rainbow is a collection of seven discrete colours in the following order: red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet". If we use this model of the rainbow, we can simply answer this question subjectively by choosing one of the seven colours listed. The traditional model of the rainbow as we know it today however is inaccurate. Instead of these seven discrete colours, the scientific model of the rainbow includes all forms of visible light (that is to say all light with wavelength between 380 nanometres and 700 nanometres). To choose a favourite colour in this sense is to choose a wavelength. A number from an infinite subset of the real numbers. While many people have already chosen a favourite element of the natural numbers themselves, they have had their whole life to think about it. To suddenly thrust the same decision onto us, the participants in your game, restricting us to a subset we are not familiar with in our everyday lives is too demanding. To be given but a few days to answer this question is to be given a second to choose between saving the life of a beloved family member or saving the life of a second beloved family member. I must therefore conclude that to answer this question would be impossible.- CaffeineBoost

Indigo- 0
Aaronboyer
Asek
KnightsofCydonia
Lectrys
trace

"What's your favourite colour?"
"Indigo"
"???"

Scores after Question 1:

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Question 2: What's the worst season?

Autumn- 7
Aaronboyer
Duskfall98
Former
Lectrys
Nuxl
rssp1
VigilanteVigoroth

Winter- 5
apricity
billymills
Drookez
Fenrir Aesir
JALMONT

Spring- 2
Asek
Texas Cloverleaf

Aces:
It is unclear what the worst season is, but the best season was the summer of 1998 when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.- CaffeineBoost

Summer- 0
bluedoom
internet
KnightsofCydonia
RODAN
SlimShadow1027
Steven Snype
tonithetourguide
trace

If I was making a meme answer, I would say "8, from Game of Thrones".

Scores after Question 2:

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Question 3: If you could pick a Pokémon to represent the theme of this game, what Pokémon would you choose?

Chatot- 3
RODAN
rssp1
trace

Ivysaur- 2
billymills
Nuxl

Aces:
Anything Besides Rufflet- Aaronboyer
Ditto- Texas Cloverleaf
Dunsparce- Asek
Joltik- Steven Snype
Mareep- JALMONT
Mime Jr.- bluedoom
Phione- Lectrys
Smeargle- Fenrir Aesir
Unown- internet
Voltorb- Former
Wynaut- SlimShadow1027
Zweilous- KnightsofCydonia
There is no parrot Pokemon. Some people may say that Chatot is a parrot pokemon but I disagree, all good parrots have rainbow like wings and are coloured red. To call Chatot a parrot would be to call fifty shades of grey a novel. Chatot is a fucking omnishambles. Fuck Chatot.- CaffeineBoost

Rufflet- 0
apricity
Drookez
Duskfall98
tonithetourguide
VigilanteVigoroth

...How did two people pick Ivysaur.

Edit: I realize that Ivysaur is the 2nd Pokémon in the Pokédex. Carry on.

Scores after Question 3:
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Question 4: On a scale of 1-10, how likely are you to recommend Second Place Parroting to a friend?

Ten- 4
Duskfall98
Former
trace
VigilanteVigoroth

Six- 3
bluedoom
Fenrir Aesir
Texas Cloverleaf

Zero- 2
JALMONT
SlimShadow1027

Seven- 2
Asek
KnightsofCydonia

Eight- 2
RODAN
tonithetourguide

Nine- 2
Lectrys
Steven Snype

Aces:
About 610 nanometres. That's orange by the way.- CaffeineBoost
3.14159- Aaronboyer

Two- 0
apricity
billymills
Drookez
internet
rssp1
Nuxl

Everyone who said 10 got rewarded, and everyone who was mean and said 2 got punished.

Also - why 2? Why not 1? There's some intense WIFOM going on here.

Scores after Question 4:

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Question 5: What is the best planet in our solar system?

Mars- 3
Drookez
Duskfall98
Nuxl

Pluto- 3
Aaronboyer
KnightsofCydonia
rssp1

Saturn- 3
Fenrir Aesir
RODAN
tonithetourguide

Mercury- 2
bluedoom
internet

Aces:
Jupiter- apricity
Neptune- Steven Snype
The Sun- Former
Uranus- Texas Cloverleaf
Urf- SlimShadow1027
Venus- Asek
Planet Ajay. I fucking dare you to defy me. Just fucking look at this:
CaffeineBoost

Earth- 0
billymills
JALMONT
Lectrys
trace
VigilanteVigoroth

Former: "praise the sun!"

Scores after Question 5:

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Question 6: If you could be any animal, what animal would you want to be?

Dog- 3
apricity
trace
tonithetourguide

Hawk- 2
CaffeineBoost
SlimShadow1027

Aces:
Blue Jay- KnightsofCydonia
Cockatoo- Asek
Deer- bluedoom
Dolphin- rssp1
Galápagos Tortoise- Fenrir Aesir
Me. i am a very rough animal that loves to bite, nails scratched into my back, and belly rubs. Honestly I'm a dog with glasses and can walk on my hind feet. No tail tho :(- Steven Snype
Panda- Drookez
Raccoon- Nuxl
Rufflet- Duskfall98
Shiba Inu- Aaronboyer
Wolf- Texas Cloverleaf

Human- 0
billymills
Former
internet
Lectrys
RODAN
VigilanteVigoroth

I'm happy that amongst all of Caffeine's meme answers, he actually got an answer that wasn't an ace. Way to go.

Scores after Question 6:

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Question 7: We all have that one pair of pants that we think looks good on us. What colour is your favourite pair of pants?

Blue- 3
billymills
Duskfall98
Texas Cloverleaf

Green- 3
apricity
rssp1
tonithetourguide

Grey- 3
internet
RODAN
trace

Aces:
Beige- bluedoom
Brown- Drookez
Champagne- Steven Snype
Dark Blue- JALMONT
Hot. Fucking. Pink.- CaffeineBoost
I don't have a favourite pair of pants- Lectrys
my Easter pants are powder blue- KnightsofCydonia
Navy- Nuxl
No Pants- Former
Transparent- SlimShadow1027

Black- 0
Aaronboyer
Asek
Fenrir Aesir
VigilanteVigoroth

I learned from some of the players from the UK that apparently "pants" over there means underwear... oops.

Scores after Question 7:

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Question 8: What is the worst continent?

Africa- 4
Lectrys
rssp1
Steven Snype
Texas Cloverleaf

Australia- 4
billymills
bluedoom
JALMONT
SlimShadow1027

South America- 3
Aaronboyer
apricity
RODAN

Aces:
All of them. Land mass is bad, Archie was right, we need another flood.- CaffeineBoost
America- Duskfall98
Antarctica- Drookez
Asia- trace
Europe- Fenrir Aesir
incontinent- KnightsofCydonia

North America- 0
Asek
Former
internet
Nuxl
tonithetourguide
VigilanteVigoroth

Raise your hand if you answered your own continent for this question.

Scores after Question 8:

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Question 9: If you could describe yourself with an adjective that starts with the letter "B", what adjective would you use?

Bonkers- 2
JALMONT
trace

Brash- 2
Fenrir Aesir
rssp1

Aces:
Bad Ass- RODAN
Baffling- tonithetourguide
Bashful- bluedoom
Beautiful- Texas Cloverleaf
big ol' bubba- KnightsofCydonia
Bisexual- SlimShadow1027
Bitch- apricity
Bitchen- Steven Snype
Blessed- Former
Blue- billymills
Bold- internet
Bouncy- Aaronboyer
Brainy- Lectrys
Built like a brick shithouse- Asek
Illiterate.- CaffeineBoost

Best- 0
Drookez
Duskfall98
Nuxl
VigilanteVigoroth

rssp1 and internet's answers? More like, belongs in the trash.

Scores after Question 9:

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Question 10: Is anyone going to join the sub-10 club with their answers this round?

Yes- 3
apricity
SlimShadow1027
Texas Cloverleaf

Probably not- 2
Fenrir Aesir
Steven Snype

rodan- 2
Drookez
internet

Aces:
ajhockeystar- Nuxl
https://puu.sh/Dxhhj/f5d703dd77.png- Asek
I plan to acquire enough negative points to take me to a score of -47. I will not join the sub-10 club, I will join the sub-0 club.- CaffeineBoost
Maybe- Former
Me- trace
Not Me- Aaronboyer
pray harder, maybe it'll happen- KnightsofCydonia
Probably- VigilanteVigoroth

No- 0
billymills
bluedoom
Duskfall98
JALMONT
Lectrys
RODAN
rssp1
tonithetourguide

The people who answered correctly were rewarded.

Also LMAO, LOOK AT THE CALLOUT AGAINST RODAN. I don't know what you guys have against him but that was hilarious.

Now for the final round 4 scores!

Final Round 3 Scores:

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Rufflet praiser rssp1 finally lives up to his reputation from previous games and snags a first place finish. Texas Cloverleaf continues to carry the reputation of Canada with yet another solid finish. apricity also gets some redemption this round - after a very poor first 2 rounds, maybe this good performance will get him out of last place among those who have played all the rounds.

It finally happened. Asek, congratulations. You could have smashed your keyboard and sent the output as your response for every question, and you would have done better.

Well, with that said and done, we are going to move onto our final scores!

Final Scores:

Didn't play all 4 rounds:
JALMONT- 45
VigilanteVigoroth- 48

The A-Club:
Asek- 60
Aaronboyer- 65
apricity- 66

Not A Nice Performance:
CaffeineBoost- 67
billymills- 67
Lectrys- 68

Nice Performance:
trace- 69
KnightsofCydonia- 69

Not Nice But Slightly Better Performance:
internet- 70
SlimShadow1027- 72

Top 10:
Nuxl- 73
RODAN- 73
rssp1- 77
Fenrir Aesir- 77
tonithetourguide- 79
Steven Snype- 81

Top 5:
Drookez- 83
Former- 83

3rd Place:
bluedoom- 92

2nd Place:
Texas Cloverleaf- 97

GRAND CHAMPION:
Duskfall98- 101

Thoughts from me:
Congratulations to Duskfall98 for winning Second Place Parroting! These kinds of games are good because they're really low effort and still fun to look at/host, so I hope you guys enjoyed it. I might host another sometime in the future - maybe this, maybe regular Parroting, who knows. I also received a couple suggestions, one about some sort of elimination mechanic for the worst placers, and one for allowing outside contact if it's this variant of parroting. Feel free to share your thoughts!

Thanks for playing everyone, it's been fun. I hope to see you next time!
 
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