Hey, first ever warstory! Go me, or something.
First up, my team, in order of appearance.
And now, §ømething’s team.
And with that out of the way, here we go!
§ømething sent out Tauros.
Notty sent out Ambipom.
Tauros's intimidate cut Ambipom's attack!
Pretty standard Ambipom strategy here. Smack’m with Fake Out, then U-Turn to something that won’t be kersploded by a CB Return.
§ømething switched in Skarmory.
Ambipom used Fake Out.
It's not very effective...
Skarmory lost 6% of its health.
Skarmory's leftovers restored a little health!
Skarmory restored 6% of its health.
Damndamndamn…It’s pretty obvious from just glancing up there that my team has a pretty rough time with Skar. It’s so unfair, why can’t people just use teams that I can 6-0 with Splash Magikarp? Ah well. Given that my options are either A)Make a whine thread about how Skarmory is uber or B) U-Turn to something that won’t give Skar a free ride, I decide on the latter.
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Ambipom used U-turn.
It's not very effective...
Skarmory lost 2% of its health.
Notty switched in Gallade.
Skarmory used Spikes.
Spikes were scattered everywhere!
Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
Skarmory's leftovers restored a little health!
Skarmory restored 6% of its health.
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§ømething: eh
§ømething: meh
Apparently, my opponent here isn’t all that bothered by the appearance of my psychic knight, here. Well, I’ll learn him a thing or two…
Gallade used Hypnosis.
Skarmory fell asleep!
Skarmory is fast asleep!
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§ømething switched in Shaymin.
Gallade used Will-o-wisp.
Shaymin was burned!
Shaymin was hurt by its burn!
Shaymin lost 12% of its health.
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Okay, so, on the plus side, I put his Skar down for a few turns, hopefully, and with the magic of double-status, burned his switch-in. On the otherhand…is that a freaking Shaymin? Who the hell uses *Shaymin*? I figure it probably carries Seed Flare, but I’m drawing a blank as to what else the little chia pet could do.
But, hey, it’s Grass, and Gallade’s got just the right answer for that.
Gallade used Ice Punch.
It's super effective!
Shaymin lost 35% of its health.
Shaymin used Aromatherapy.
Shaymin's leftovers restored a little health!
Shaymin restored 6% of its health.
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Wonderful. Stupid 100/100/100 Defenses. On top of that, Skar’s awake again. Just great.
Oh well, best keep at it.
Gallade used Ice Punch.
It's super effective!
Shaymin lost 36% of its health.
Shaymin used Rest.
Shaymin fell asleep!
Shaymin restored 77% of its health.
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That went well. -_-
See, here’s mistake No.1 (Expect a lot more to come.) I forgot that Shaymin has Natural Cure, so I didn’t realize he’d probably switch out here.
§ømething switched in Jirachi.
Gallade used Ice Punch.
It's not very effective...
Jirachi lost 7% of its health.
Jirachi's leftovers restored a little health!
Jirachi restored 6% of its health.
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Gallade used Will-o-wisp.
Jirachi was burned!
Jirachi used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around your foe's team!
Jirachi's leftovers restored a little health!
Jirachi restored 6% of its health.
Jirachi was hurt by its burn!
Jirachi lost 12% of its health.
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Well, I flailed around uselessly, and he got Stealth Rock up. This fight just keeps getting better and better, doesn’t it? Time to do what I probably should’ve done a turn ago.
Notty switched in Swampert.
Swampert was hurt by Spikes!
Swampert lost 12% of its health.
Pointed stones dug into Swampert.
Swampert lost 6% of its health.
Jirachi used U-turn.
Swampert lost 7% of its health.
§ømething switched in Shaymin.
Swampert's leftovers restored a little health!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.
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What? He’s awake? …Oh, Shaymin has Natural Cure, doesn’t it?
That thumping sound you’re hearing is me slamming my head against my desk.
Okay, it’s time to put him back on the defensive.
Notty switched in Heracross.
Heracross was hurt by Spikes!
Heracross lost 12% of its health.
Pointed stones dug into Heracross.
Heracross lost 12% of its health.
Shaymin used Seed Flare.
It's not very effective...
Heracross lost 26% of its health.
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Out comes Heracross, destroyer of worlds. Or at least, tiny little chia pets
Alright, now c’mon, switch to Skarmory, I know you wannna…
§ømething switched in Skarmory.
Heracross used Close Combat.
Skarmory lost 54% of its health.
Heracross's defence was lowered.
Heracross's special defence was lowered.
Skarmory's leftovers restored a little health!
Skarmory restored 6% of its health.
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Ahah! Now, die, evil metal bird!
Heracross used Close Combat.
Skarmory lost 55% of its health.
§ømething's Skarmory fainted.
Heracross's defence was lowered.
Heracross's special defence was lowered.
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6-5
See this? This *right here* is why Choice Scarf is not always the best choice for Hera.
2HKO Skarmory with Heracross is a glorious thing.
§ømething switched in Alakazam.
Alakazam used Psychic.
It's super effective!
Heracross lost 334% of its health.
Notty's Heracross fainted.
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5-5
Well, with Skarmy dead, Hera’s purpose is served, as I don’t want to let anyone else go down the drain just yet. In retrospect, I think sacrificing someone else to save Hera might have saved me some grief down the line, but…eh.
Notty switched in Ambipom.
Ambipom was hurt by Spikes!
Ambipom lost 12% of its health.
Pointed stones dug into Ambipom.
Ambipom lost 12% of its health.
§ømething switched in Jirachi.
Ambipom used Fake Out.
It's not very effective...
Jirachi lost 10% of its health.
Jirachi's leftovers restored a little health!
Jirachi restored 6% of its health.
Jirachi was hurt by its burn!
Jirachi lost 12% of its health.
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§ømething switched in Shaymin.
Ambipom used U-turn.
It's super effective!
Shaymin lost 32% of its health.
Notty switched in Gallade.
Gallade was hurt by Spikes!
Gallade lost 12% of its health.
Pointed stones dug into Gallade.
Gallade lost 6% of its health.
Shaymin's leftovers restored a little health!
Shaymin restored 6% of its health.
Gallade's leftovers restored a little health!
Gallade restored 6% of its health.
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Gallade used Hypnosis.
Shaymin fell asleep!
Shaymin is fast asleep!
Shaymin's leftovers restored a little health!
Shaymin restored 6% of its health.
Gallade's leftovers restored a little health!
Gallade restored 6% of its health.
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§ømething switched in Alakazam.
Gallade used Close Combat.
It's not very effective...
Alakazam lost 69% of its health.
Gallade's defence was lowered.
Gallade's special defence was lowered.
Gallade's leftovers restored a little health!
Gallade restored 6% of its health.
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Mistake No.3: Not realizing he’d just swap Jirachi in to take lol% damage from Fake Out
Mistake No.4: Forgetting about Natural Cure. Again.
Even with the drop from CC, I’m not really thinking that his Zam can do much to my Gallade here, so, more pounding.
Alakazam used Trick.
Alakazam obtained Leftovers!
Gallade obtained Choice Specs!
Gallade used Ice Punch.
Alakazam lost 52% of its health.
§ømething's Alakazam fainted.
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5-4
Not my Lefties!
§ømething switched in Tauros.
Tauros's intimidate cut Gallade's attack!
Tauros used Return.
Gallade lost 164% of its health.
Notty's Gallade fainted.
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4-4
Another sacrifice. I don’t really think I had much of an option here, though.
Notty switched in Ambipom.
Ambipom was hurt by Spikes!
Ambipom lost 12% of its health.
Pointed stones dug into Ambipom.
Ambipom lost 12% of its health.
Ambipom used Fake Out.
Tauros lost 33% of its health.
Tauros flinched!
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Ambipom used Return.
Tauros lost 58% of its health.
Tauros used Return.
A critical hit!
Ambipom lost 223% of its health.
Notty's Ambipom fainted.
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3-4
Oh c’mon! He hangs on with like, 2%, and crits me for a twice as much health as Ambi actually has? Bah! Well, I’ve got something for him, oh, yes I do!
Notty switched in Azumarill.
Azumarill was hurt by Spikes!
Azumarill lost 12% of its health.
Pointed stones dug into Azumarill.
Azumarill lost 12% of its health.
Azumarill used Aqua Jet.
Tauros lost 50% of its health.
§ømething's Tauros fainted.
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3-3
Who says Azumarill is slow? Certainly not me. ^_^ Choice Bands and STAB priority moves are wonderful things.
Meanwhile, my opponent is rejoicing in the fact that his Shaymin utterly butchers a good 1/3 of my team.
§ømething switched in Shaymin.
§ømething: cool
§ømething: two grass weaks
Notty switched in Swampert.
Swampert was hurt by Spikes!
Swampert lost 12% of its health.
Pointed stones dug into Swampert.
Swampert lost 6% of its health.
Shaymin used Aromatherapy.
Shaymin's leftovers restored a little health!
Shaymin restored 6% of its health.
Swampert's leftovers restored a little health!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.
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Shaymin used Seed Flare.
It's super effective!
Swampert lost 201% of its health.
Notty's Swampert fainted.
Shaymin's leftovers restored a little health!
Shaymin restored 6% of its health.
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2-3
Yeah, Swampy got wasted to save Azumarill. And at this point, I’m thinking it’s just about over, but… I’ve got one trick left!
Notty switched in Dragonite.
Pointed stones dug into Dragonite.
Dragonite lost 25% of its health.
§ømething switched in Blastoise.
Dragonite used Dragon Dance.
Dragonite's attack was raised.
Dragonite's speed was raised.
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Shitshitshit…I know I can survive one Ice Beam, thanks to Dragonite’s Yache Berry, but will Outrage be able to pull it off after just two Dragon Dances? Looks like we’re about to find out!
Dragonite used Dragon Dance.
Dragonite's attack was raised.
Dragonite's speed was raised.
Blastoise used Counter.
But it failed!
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Seriously? Counter? Guess he was expecting me to go straight on the attack.
Well, gifthorse, mouth, and all that. Time to keep on Dancing.
Dragonite used Dragon Dance.
Dragonite's attack was raised.
Dragonite's speed was raised.
Blastoise used Roar.
Notty switched in Azumarill.
Azumarill was hurt by Spikes!
Azumarill lost 12% of its health.
Pointed stones dug into Azumarill.
Azumarill lost 12% of its health.
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Oh maaaan… I can see where *this* is going. Shaymin’s coming in next, to take whatever Azu plans on dishing out. So, desperation move time!
§ømething switched in Shaymin.
Azumarill used Superpower.
Shaymin lost 63% of its health.
Azumarill's attack was lowered.
Azumarill's defence was lowered.
Shaymin's leftovers restored a little health!
Shaymin restored 6% of its health.
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Shaymin used Seed Flare.
It's super effective!
Azumarill lost 95% of its health.
Notty's Azumarill fainted.
Shaymin's leftovers restored a little health!
Shaymin restored 6% of its health.
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1-3
Well, now that everyone else is down, Dragonite is unphazeable, but I’m hardly out of the woods. I’m still down by two. Best to keep up the dances, and hope for the best.
Notty switched in Dragonite.
Pointed stones dug into Dragonite.
Dragonite lost 25% of its health.
Dragonite used Dragon Dance.
Dragonite's attack was raised.
Dragonite's speed was raised.
Shaymin used Psychic.
Dragonite lost 21% of its health.
Shaymin's leftovers restored a little health!
Shaymin restored 6% of its health.
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See, for all my many screw-ups in this fight, my opponent’s about to make the biggest one of them all.
§ømething: gg
Dragonite used Roost.
Dragonite restored 50% of its health.
Shaymin used Psychic.
Dragonite lost 22% of its health.
Shaymin's leftovers restored a little health!
Shaymin restored 6% of its health.
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PROTIP: Don’t count your chickens before they’re hatched. You'll just tempt fate.
If he couldn’t out damage Roost, I might still have a shot at this…
§ømething switched in Jirachi.
Dragonite used Dragon Dance.
Dragonite's attack was raised.
Dragonite's speed was raised.
Jirachi's leftovers restored a little health!
Jirachi restored 6% of its health.
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Dragonite used Fire Punch.
It's super effective!
Jirachi lost 67% of its health.
Jirachi was burned!
Jirachi used Zen Headbutt.
Jirachi's attack missed!
Jirachi's leftovers restored a little health!
Jirachi restored 6% of its health.
Jirachi was hurt by its burn!
Jirachi lost 12% of its health.
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Dragonite used Fire Punch.
It's super effective!
Jirachi lost 70% of its health.
§ømething's Jirachi fainted.
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1-2
Bit of hax in that particular showdown, but at this point, I kinda need all the help I can get…
§ømething switched in Shaymin.
Dragonite used Dragon Dance.
Dragonite's attack was raised.
Dragonite's speed was raised.
Shaymin used Psychic.
Dragonite lost 24% of its health.
Shaymin's leftovers restored a little health!
Shaymin restored 6% of its health.
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Dragonite used Roost.
Dragonite restored 50% of its health.
Shaymin used Psychic.
Dragonite lost 22% of its health.
Shaymin's leftovers restored a little health!
Shaymin restored 6% of its health.
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Dragonite used Dragon Dance.
Dragonite's attack was raised.
Dragonite's speed was raised.
Shaymin used Psychic.
Dragonite lost 21% of its health.
Dragonite's special defence was lowered.
Shaymin's leftovers restored a little health!
Shaymin restored 6% of its health.
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Okay, I see the game now... Psychic S.Def drops until I can’t Roost away the damage. I’ve not got much choice now. Have to cross my fingers…
Dragonite used Outrage.
Dragonite went on a rampage!
Shaymin lost 132% of its health.
§ømething's Shaymin fainted.
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1-1
Tied it up. And I know what’s coming now.
It’s gonna be Outrage vs Counter, because if he had Ice Beam, he’d have brought Blastoise in earlier and not wasted Shaymin and Jirachi…
Once again, he jumps the gun in assuming that he’s won.
§ømething switched in Blastoise.
§ømething: too early
Dragonite used Outrage.
Blastoise lost 119% of its health.
§ømething's Blastoise fainted.
Notty wins!
Notty: gg
§ømething: or not
§ømething: ._.
§ømething: gg
And that’s that.
Props:
Dragonite, for being such a *badass*. Who says you’re outclassed by Garchomp and Salamence?
CBcross for showing *exactly* why Scarfcross isn’t always the best option.
My opponent for using Shaymin, because, let’s be honest.
Who the *hell* uses Shaymin?!
Slops:
Me. I played *really* crappy the whole match.
First up, my team, in order of appearance.
And now, §ømething’s team.
And with that out of the way, here we go!
§ømething sent out Tauros.
Notty sent out Ambipom.
Tauros's intimidate cut Ambipom's attack!
Pretty standard Ambipom strategy here. Smack’m with Fake Out, then U-Turn to something that won’t be kersploded by a CB Return.
§ømething switched in Skarmory.
Ambipom used Fake Out.
It's not very effective...
Skarmory lost 6% of its health.
Skarmory's leftovers restored a little health!
Skarmory restored 6% of its health.
Damndamndamn…It’s pretty obvious from just glancing up there that my team has a pretty rough time with Skar. It’s so unfair, why can’t people just use teams that I can 6-0 with Splash Magikarp? Ah well. Given that my options are either A)Make a whine thread about how Skarmory is uber or B) U-Turn to something that won’t give Skar a free ride, I decide on the latter.
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Ambipom used U-turn.
It's not very effective...
Skarmory lost 2% of its health.
Notty switched in Gallade.
Skarmory used Spikes.
Spikes were scattered everywhere!
Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
Skarmory's leftovers restored a little health!
Skarmory restored 6% of its health.
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§ømething: eh
§ømething: meh
Apparently, my opponent here isn’t all that bothered by the appearance of my psychic knight, here. Well, I’ll learn him a thing or two…
Gallade used Hypnosis.
Skarmory fell asleep!
Skarmory is fast asleep!
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§ømething switched in Shaymin.
Gallade used Will-o-wisp.
Shaymin was burned!
Shaymin was hurt by its burn!
Shaymin lost 12% of its health.
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Okay, so, on the plus side, I put his Skar down for a few turns, hopefully, and with the magic of double-status, burned his switch-in. On the otherhand…is that a freaking Shaymin? Who the hell uses *Shaymin*? I figure it probably carries Seed Flare, but I’m drawing a blank as to what else the little chia pet could do.
But, hey, it’s Grass, and Gallade’s got just the right answer for that.
Gallade used Ice Punch.
It's super effective!
Shaymin lost 35% of its health.
Shaymin used Aromatherapy.
Shaymin's leftovers restored a little health!
Shaymin restored 6% of its health.
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Wonderful. Stupid 100/100/100 Defenses. On top of that, Skar’s awake again. Just great.
Oh well, best keep at it.
Gallade used Ice Punch.
It's super effective!
Shaymin lost 36% of its health.
Shaymin used Rest.
Shaymin fell asleep!
Shaymin restored 77% of its health.
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That went well. -_-
See, here’s mistake No.1 (Expect a lot more to come.) I forgot that Shaymin has Natural Cure, so I didn’t realize he’d probably switch out here.
§ømething switched in Jirachi.
Gallade used Ice Punch.
It's not very effective...
Jirachi lost 7% of its health.
Jirachi's leftovers restored a little health!
Jirachi restored 6% of its health.
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Gallade used Will-o-wisp.
Jirachi was burned!
Jirachi used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around your foe's team!
Jirachi's leftovers restored a little health!
Jirachi restored 6% of its health.
Jirachi was hurt by its burn!
Jirachi lost 12% of its health.
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Well, I flailed around uselessly, and he got Stealth Rock up. This fight just keeps getting better and better, doesn’t it? Time to do what I probably should’ve done a turn ago.
Notty switched in Swampert.
Swampert was hurt by Spikes!
Swampert lost 12% of its health.
Pointed stones dug into Swampert.
Swampert lost 6% of its health.
Jirachi used U-turn.
Swampert lost 7% of its health.
§ømething switched in Shaymin.
Swampert's leftovers restored a little health!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.
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What? He’s awake? …Oh, Shaymin has Natural Cure, doesn’t it?
That thumping sound you’re hearing is me slamming my head against my desk.
Okay, it’s time to put him back on the defensive.
Notty switched in Heracross.
Heracross was hurt by Spikes!
Heracross lost 12% of its health.
Pointed stones dug into Heracross.
Heracross lost 12% of its health.
Shaymin used Seed Flare.
It's not very effective...
Heracross lost 26% of its health.
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Out comes Heracross, destroyer of worlds. Or at least, tiny little chia pets
Alright, now c’mon, switch to Skarmory, I know you wannna…
§ømething switched in Skarmory.
Heracross used Close Combat.
Skarmory lost 54% of its health.
Heracross's defence was lowered.
Heracross's special defence was lowered.
Skarmory's leftovers restored a little health!
Skarmory restored 6% of its health.
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Ahah! Now, die, evil metal bird!
Heracross used Close Combat.
Skarmory lost 55% of its health.
§ømething's Skarmory fainted.
Heracross's defence was lowered.
Heracross's special defence was lowered.
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6-5
See this? This *right here* is why Choice Scarf is not always the best choice for Hera.
2HKO Skarmory with Heracross is a glorious thing.
§ømething switched in Alakazam.
Alakazam used Psychic.
It's super effective!
Heracross lost 334% of its health.
Notty's Heracross fainted.
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5-5
Well, with Skarmy dead, Hera’s purpose is served, as I don’t want to let anyone else go down the drain just yet. In retrospect, I think sacrificing someone else to save Hera might have saved me some grief down the line, but…eh.
Notty switched in Ambipom.
Ambipom was hurt by Spikes!
Ambipom lost 12% of its health.
Pointed stones dug into Ambipom.
Ambipom lost 12% of its health.
§ømething switched in Jirachi.
Ambipom used Fake Out.
It's not very effective...
Jirachi lost 10% of its health.
Jirachi's leftovers restored a little health!
Jirachi restored 6% of its health.
Jirachi was hurt by its burn!
Jirachi lost 12% of its health.
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§ømething switched in Shaymin.
Ambipom used U-turn.
It's super effective!
Shaymin lost 32% of its health.
Notty switched in Gallade.
Gallade was hurt by Spikes!
Gallade lost 12% of its health.
Pointed stones dug into Gallade.
Gallade lost 6% of its health.
Shaymin's leftovers restored a little health!
Shaymin restored 6% of its health.
Gallade's leftovers restored a little health!
Gallade restored 6% of its health.
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Gallade used Hypnosis.
Shaymin fell asleep!
Shaymin is fast asleep!
Shaymin's leftovers restored a little health!
Shaymin restored 6% of its health.
Gallade's leftovers restored a little health!
Gallade restored 6% of its health.
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§ømething switched in Alakazam.
Gallade used Close Combat.
It's not very effective...
Alakazam lost 69% of its health.
Gallade's defence was lowered.
Gallade's special defence was lowered.
Gallade's leftovers restored a little health!
Gallade restored 6% of its health.
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Mistake No.3: Not realizing he’d just swap Jirachi in to take lol% damage from Fake Out
Mistake No.4: Forgetting about Natural Cure. Again.
Even with the drop from CC, I’m not really thinking that his Zam can do much to my Gallade here, so, more pounding.
Alakazam used Trick.
Alakazam obtained Leftovers!
Gallade obtained Choice Specs!
Gallade used Ice Punch.
Alakazam lost 52% of its health.
§ømething's Alakazam fainted.
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5-4
Not my Lefties!
§ømething switched in Tauros.
Tauros's intimidate cut Gallade's attack!
Tauros used Return.
Gallade lost 164% of its health.
Notty's Gallade fainted.
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4-4
Another sacrifice. I don’t really think I had much of an option here, though.
Notty switched in Ambipom.
Ambipom was hurt by Spikes!
Ambipom lost 12% of its health.
Pointed stones dug into Ambipom.
Ambipom lost 12% of its health.
Ambipom used Fake Out.
Tauros lost 33% of its health.
Tauros flinched!
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Ambipom used Return.
Tauros lost 58% of its health.
Tauros used Return.
A critical hit!
Ambipom lost 223% of its health.
Notty's Ambipom fainted.
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3-4
Oh c’mon! He hangs on with like, 2%, and crits me for a twice as much health as Ambi actually has? Bah! Well, I’ve got something for him, oh, yes I do!
Notty switched in Azumarill.
Azumarill was hurt by Spikes!
Azumarill lost 12% of its health.
Pointed stones dug into Azumarill.
Azumarill lost 12% of its health.
Azumarill used Aqua Jet.
Tauros lost 50% of its health.
§ømething's Tauros fainted.
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3-3
Who says Azumarill is slow? Certainly not me. ^_^ Choice Bands and STAB priority moves are wonderful things.
Meanwhile, my opponent is rejoicing in the fact that his Shaymin utterly butchers a good 1/3 of my team.
§ømething switched in Shaymin.
§ømething: cool
§ømething: two grass weaks
Notty switched in Swampert.
Swampert was hurt by Spikes!
Swampert lost 12% of its health.
Pointed stones dug into Swampert.
Swampert lost 6% of its health.
Shaymin used Aromatherapy.
Shaymin's leftovers restored a little health!
Shaymin restored 6% of its health.
Swampert's leftovers restored a little health!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.
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Shaymin used Seed Flare.
It's super effective!
Swampert lost 201% of its health.
Notty's Swampert fainted.
Shaymin's leftovers restored a little health!
Shaymin restored 6% of its health.
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2-3
Yeah, Swampy got wasted to save Azumarill. And at this point, I’m thinking it’s just about over, but… I’ve got one trick left!
Notty switched in Dragonite.
Pointed stones dug into Dragonite.
Dragonite lost 25% of its health.
§ømething switched in Blastoise.
Dragonite used Dragon Dance.
Dragonite's attack was raised.
Dragonite's speed was raised.
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Shitshitshit…I know I can survive one Ice Beam, thanks to Dragonite’s Yache Berry, but will Outrage be able to pull it off after just two Dragon Dances? Looks like we’re about to find out!
Dragonite used Dragon Dance.
Dragonite's attack was raised.
Dragonite's speed was raised.
Blastoise used Counter.
But it failed!
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Seriously? Counter? Guess he was expecting me to go straight on the attack.
Well, gifthorse, mouth, and all that. Time to keep on Dancing.
Dragonite used Dragon Dance.
Dragonite's attack was raised.
Dragonite's speed was raised.
Blastoise used Roar.
Notty switched in Azumarill.
Azumarill was hurt by Spikes!
Azumarill lost 12% of its health.
Pointed stones dug into Azumarill.
Azumarill lost 12% of its health.
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Oh maaaan… I can see where *this* is going. Shaymin’s coming in next, to take whatever Azu plans on dishing out. So, desperation move time!
§ømething switched in Shaymin.
Azumarill used Superpower.
Shaymin lost 63% of its health.
Azumarill's attack was lowered.
Azumarill's defence was lowered.
Shaymin's leftovers restored a little health!
Shaymin restored 6% of its health.
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Shaymin used Seed Flare.
It's super effective!
Azumarill lost 95% of its health.
Notty's Azumarill fainted.
Shaymin's leftovers restored a little health!
Shaymin restored 6% of its health.
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1-3
Well, now that everyone else is down, Dragonite is unphazeable, but I’m hardly out of the woods. I’m still down by two. Best to keep up the dances, and hope for the best.
Notty switched in Dragonite.
Pointed stones dug into Dragonite.
Dragonite lost 25% of its health.
Dragonite used Dragon Dance.
Dragonite's attack was raised.
Dragonite's speed was raised.
Shaymin used Psychic.
Dragonite lost 21% of its health.
Shaymin's leftovers restored a little health!
Shaymin restored 6% of its health.
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See, for all my many screw-ups in this fight, my opponent’s about to make the biggest one of them all.
§ømething: gg
Dragonite used Roost.
Dragonite restored 50% of its health.
Shaymin used Psychic.
Dragonite lost 22% of its health.
Shaymin's leftovers restored a little health!
Shaymin restored 6% of its health.
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PROTIP: Don’t count your chickens before they’re hatched. You'll just tempt fate.
If he couldn’t out damage Roost, I might still have a shot at this…
§ømething switched in Jirachi.
Dragonite used Dragon Dance.
Dragonite's attack was raised.
Dragonite's speed was raised.
Jirachi's leftovers restored a little health!
Jirachi restored 6% of its health.
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Dragonite used Fire Punch.
It's super effective!
Jirachi lost 67% of its health.
Jirachi was burned!
Jirachi used Zen Headbutt.
Jirachi's attack missed!
Jirachi's leftovers restored a little health!
Jirachi restored 6% of its health.
Jirachi was hurt by its burn!
Jirachi lost 12% of its health.
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Dragonite used Fire Punch.
It's super effective!
Jirachi lost 70% of its health.
§ømething's Jirachi fainted.
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1-2
Bit of hax in that particular showdown, but at this point, I kinda need all the help I can get…
§ømething switched in Shaymin.
Dragonite used Dragon Dance.
Dragonite's attack was raised.
Dragonite's speed was raised.
Shaymin used Psychic.
Dragonite lost 24% of its health.
Shaymin's leftovers restored a little health!
Shaymin restored 6% of its health.
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Dragonite used Roost.
Dragonite restored 50% of its health.
Shaymin used Psychic.
Dragonite lost 22% of its health.
Shaymin's leftovers restored a little health!
Shaymin restored 6% of its health.
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Dragonite used Dragon Dance.
Dragonite's attack was raised.
Dragonite's speed was raised.
Shaymin used Psychic.
Dragonite lost 21% of its health.
Dragonite's special defence was lowered.
Shaymin's leftovers restored a little health!
Shaymin restored 6% of its health.
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Okay, I see the game now... Psychic S.Def drops until I can’t Roost away the damage. I’ve not got much choice now. Have to cross my fingers…
Dragonite used Outrage.
Dragonite went on a rampage!
Shaymin lost 132% of its health.
§ømething's Shaymin fainted.
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1-1
Tied it up. And I know what’s coming now.
It’s gonna be Outrage vs Counter, because if he had Ice Beam, he’d have brought Blastoise in earlier and not wasted Shaymin and Jirachi…
Once again, he jumps the gun in assuming that he’s won.
§ømething switched in Blastoise.
§ømething: too early
Dragonite used Outrage.
Blastoise lost 119% of its health.
§ømething's Blastoise fainted.
Notty wins!
Notty: gg
§ømething: or not
§ømething: ._.
§ømething: gg
And that’s that.
Props:
Dragonite, for being such a *badass*. Who says you’re outclassed by Garchomp and Salamence?
CBcross for showing *exactly* why Scarfcross isn’t always the best option.
My opponent for using Shaymin, because, let’s be honest.
Who the *hell* uses Shaymin?!
Slops:
Me. I played *really* crappy the whole match.
