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shinyskarmory VS DarthVader317 in the Heart of Gold

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Let's see how this will go Kit-Kat.

First, start with Yawn. Then use Iron Defense, which should really weaken that Force Palm. Finish with a Gyro Ball. It'll already do as much as Meteor Mash thanks to your low speed, but it's more accurate and if Force Palm paralyzes you you'll be even slower, which IIRC will make Gyro Ball stronger.
 
Two new Pokemon are on the field, so things are sure to get interesting(which is good, because my commentary is beginning to become less interesting).

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Goku (Riolu) [M]
Nature: Serious
Health: 90
Energy: 100%
Boosts: None
Other: None

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Kit-Kat (Nohface) [F]
Nature: Adamant
Health: 100
Energy: 100%
Boosts: None
Other: None

Goku begins by pulling out a magnifying glass out of nowhere and Foresighting Kit Kat(yes, foresighting is a word)(6E). Kit Kat is being Mr. Highexpectations and Yawns at Goku's boring attack(7E).

Goku than hits Kit Kat with a Kamehameha/Hadouken/Foucus Blast, which, along with doing damage, breaks off a piece of Kit Kat's Sp.D(20D/7E). Kit Kat has lowered special defence, but gets Iron Defence.

Goku continues to take advantage Kit Kat's loss of Fighting immunity with a Force Palm, which does not get paralysis. All it gets is a lame critical hit, completely ignoring Kit Kat's defence boost(18D/4E). Kit Kat is not happy with this at all, and goes on the offence with a Gyro Ball(15D/6E).

The IGG , however, will surely help Kit Kat, right? It's not like it'll get rid of her Iron Defence boost for good, right? Wrong. It does just that, but it does take away her Special Defence drop, so it's not all bad.

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Goku (Riolu) [M]
Nature: Serious
Health: 75
Energy: 85%
Boosts: None
Other: Drowsy

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Kit-Kat (Nohface) [F]
Nature: Adamant
Health: 62
Energy: 81%
Boosts: None
Other: Foresighted(4 actions)

DarthVader317, your actions please!

Edit: Miscalculated Gyro Ball's power, fixed.
 
While he hits you with Shadow Sneak, use Double Team (3) to give you a haxy advantage. Follow that up with a Kamehameha (focus blast). Finish with Force Palm.
 
We now return to your regularly scheduled Pokemon battle!
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Goku (Riolu) [M]
Nature: Serious
Health: 75
Energy: 85%
Boosts: None
Other: Drowsy

VS

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Kit-Kat (Nohface) [F]
Nature: Adamant
Health: 62
Energy: 81%
Boosts: None
Other: Foresighted(4 actions)

Kit-Kat starts off the round for a change, using his shadow to sneak behind Goku and hit him for UNDER 9000 damage(9D2E)! Goku sighs at my terrible attempt at a joke before making several clones of himself to Double Team Kit-Kat(12E). If only I could make clones of myself, I'd have someone to talk to... anyway, my lonely life has been the piece of boring commentary that finally puts Goku to sleep.

Goku starts off by... sleeping. His clones are also sleeping, making the battle field covered with adorable sleeping Riolu. Kit-Kat, however, isn't asleep, and hits Goku-yes, the real Goku, on the first attack-with a Gyro Ball(15D/6E).

Goku wakes up from his nap and avenges his clones with a Force Palm(14D/4E), Kit-Kat does the Meteor Mash, which, along with sounding like a Monster Mash rip-off, does quite a bit of damage(15D/6E).

The IGG has chosen, once again, to clear all status problems. It might be stuck on a setting or something, so I'll see if I can fix it by next round, but who'll know what will happen!

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Goku (Riolu) [M]
Nature: Serious
Health: 36
Energy: 59%
Boosts: None
Other: None

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Kit-Kat (Nohface) [F]
Nature: Adamant
Health: 48
Energy: 63%
Boosts: None
Other: Foresighted(1 action)

Foresight is nearly done and Goku did take quite a bit of damage. The only way to find out who will win is to stay tuned!(or wait until it's over and than just check the title, but still.)
 
DON'T DQ ME DON'T DQ ME DON'T DQ ME! Sorry about the hold-up, things should be running more smoothly now, but enough of my excuses, let's do this!

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Goku (Riolu) [M]
Nature: Serious
Health: 36
Energy: 59%
Boosts: None
Other: None

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Kit-Kat (Nohface) [F]
Nature: Adamant
Health: 48
Energy: 63%
Boosts: None
Other: Foresighted(1 action)

Goku begins things with a Focus Blast which-wait, could this be happening? Focus Blast hitting twice in a battle(20D/17E)? Well, Kit-Kat is hurt, but she's no longer foresighted, giving her back her Fighting immunity. She sticks to her strategy of attack attack attack with another Gyro Ball(15D/6E).

Goku is in a tough spot, being unable to hit Kit-Kat, so he makes it possible to hit Kit-Kat once more with a Foresight(5E). As Goku is concentrating all his energy(well, at least 5 of his energy) on that, Kit-Kat continues with another Gyro Ball(15D/10E).

Kit-Kat has decided to take control now, using her shadow to out speed Goku and land the finishing blow(9D/2E). What a turn of events! What seemed like a win for Goku was changed in a round thanks to a Shadow Sneak and Ghosts only being able to be hit by Fighting moves when under a looking glass.

But it's not over yet! The IGG still has to influence the battle, and it's doing something else now... it's healing Kit-Kat! you can practically see shinyskarmory resisting the urge to rage quit. However, anything can happen, for this is

Pokemon
Anime
Style
Battling!

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Goku (Riolu) [M]
Nature: Serious
Health: -9
Energy: 37%
Boosts: None
Other: None

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Kit-Kat (Nohface) [F]
Nature: Adamant
Health: 58
Energy: 95%
Boosts: None
Other: Foresighted (5 actions)

Shinyskarmory is sending out Blackbeard once again. DarthVader317, your actions please!
 
Well, that could not have turned out more perfectly.

Okay Kit-Kat, let's see if we can make a dent in this pirate. Begin with Yawn, then use Shadow Sneak, and finish up with a Lick. If Blackbeard uses Substitute on action 1, replace Yawn with Curse.
 
Does he not realise that he's still Foresighted?

Start with FALLLLLLCCCCCOOOOOONNNNNN PUUUUUNNNNNNNCCCCCHHHHHH!!!!! Then use a Drain Punch+Arm Thrust combo. We need to finish that thing before Foresight wears off...

Focus Punch->Arm Thrust+Drain Punch Combo
 
We're back and right on track, and as the damage stacks like a tack in a rack of black stacks that rhyme with ack, let's return to the action!

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Blackbeard (Privtike) [M]
Nature: Adamant
Health: 52
Energy: 69%
Boosts: None
Other: None

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Kit-Kat (Nohface) [F]
Nature: Adamant
Health: 58
Energy: 95%
Boosts: None
Other: Foresighted (5 actions)

Blackbeard starts things off by gaining his focus, concentrating all of his energy on punching. While he takes his time with that, Kit-Kat livens things up by... Yawning(6E). Well, things are pretty boring, with Blackbeard just-wait, he's doing something! He's hitting Kit-Kat with a Focused Punch!(29D/9E)

Kit-Kat was hit hard, but she isn't giving up yet(she might be waiting for me to get DQ'd, take the tie and call it a tie, but she isn't giving up). She responds with a Shadow Sneak, which hurts Blackbeard, but not nearly as much as he hurt her(7D/2E). Blackbeard is now in the zone, and prepares his ultimate attack, a Drain Punch/Arm Thrust combo! And if that wasn't enough, it's a critical hit! Once again, the fickle RNG gods have switched sides as they helped Blackbeard barely KO Kit-Kat!(30D/23E)

The IGG is now ready to add to the intense drama by making all rolls on the first round succeed! It's a good thing Blackbeard won't fall asleep til after then for shinyskarmory!

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Blackbeard (Privtike) [M]
Nature: Adamant
Health: 60
Energy: 37%
Boosts: None
Other: Drowsy

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Kit-Kat (Nohface) [F]
Nature: Adamant
Health: -1
Energy: 88%
Boosts: None
Other: None

DarthVader317 now has to send out his weakened Torchic, not to mention that Blackbeard also healed himself with that combo attack! Will there be another comeback to this comeback or will this be it? Shinyskarmory, your actions please!
 
Begin with Flamethower. Hopefully the burn will soften that water attack. After that Pivitike should be asleep and you should be in Blaze range, so use a Fire Spin+Flamethrower combo to trap him in a powerful spiral of flames. After that you'll have to cooldown.
 
It's neck and neck(despite the fact that Privatykes don't have necks), so let's get right back to the action!

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Blackbeard (Privtike) [M]
Nature: Adamant
Health: 60
Energy: 37%
Boosts: None
Other: Drowsy

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Oberoth (Torchic) [M]
Nature: Lonely
Health: 44
Energy: 84%
Boosts: None
Other: None

Oberoth begins by taking advantage of the IGG's all-rolls-succeed-function by burning Blackbeard with a Flamethrower(12D/6E). Blackbeard is weakened but that doesn't stop him from continuing to attack the self-cooking chicken wing with a Waterfall(23D/5E). However, even with the intensity of this battle, Blackbeard still finds time to fall asleep. An intense sleep, to be precise.

As Blackbeard sleeps on the battlefield, Oberoth tries out a combo of his own, a Flamethrower/Fire Spin combo, to be exact, which, along with slowly turning Blackbeard into calamari, deals some decentt damage right off the bat(14D/11E).

Now, Blackbeard... continues to sleep, as Oberoth... wait for it... rests from his attack! If this isn't exciting, I don't know what is!

And to add to the oh-so exciting action, a cup of tea has appeared on the battlefield. You here that? A cup of tea!

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Blackbeard (Privtike) [M]
Nature: Adamant
Health: 34
Energy: 32%
Boosts: None
Other: Asleep(wakes up the beginning of next action), Burned, trapped in Fire Spin.

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Oberoth (Torchic) [M]
Nature: Lonely
Health: 21
Energy: 67%
Boosts: None
Other: None

DarthVader317, please give out your actions for the next (and possibly final)round!
 
If you KO him, you evolve to Arghonaut. Go get 'em, pirate (or whatever the hell you are)

Use Waterfall to escape Fire Spin, unless his rock slide releases you from Fire Spin, in which case use it on Torchic instead. Then, use Earthquake to avoid the consecutive move penalty, and finish with another Waterfall.
 
Welcome back to Pokemon ASB battling, the only place where you can legally see two animals beat the stuffing out of each other.

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Blackbeard (Privtike) [M]
Nature: Adamant
Health: 34
Energy: 32%
Boosts: None
Other: Asleep(wakes up the beginning of next action), Burned, trapped in Fire Spin.

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Oberoth (Torchic) [M]
Nature: Lonely
Health: 21
Energy: 67%
Boosts: None
Other: None

Obreoth begins with a Rock Slide, which, surprisingly, actually does cause the just awoken Blackbeard to flinch!(7D/6E) And the burn and Fire Spin damage is beginning to build up as well!

Oberoth tries his luck again with another Rock Slide, which misses! Blackbeard finally gets to attack his nemesis with an Earthquake, ehich would've KO-d if it wasn't for that burn!(17D/7E)

Oberoth prays for a bit before trying to flinch Blackbeard with another Rock Slide. It hits, but doesn't flinch! Blackbeard comes down with one last Waterfall, defeating Oberoth!


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Blackbeard (Privtike) [M]
Nature: Adamant
Health: 8
Energy: 20%
Boosts: None
Other: Burned

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Oberoth (Torchic) [M]
Nature: Lonely
Health: -17
Energy: 37%
Boosts: None
Other: None

Let's see what our contestants won, shall we?

Shiny Skarmory
2 TCs
Blackbeard
2 KOCs
1 EC
2 MCs
1 DC
Goku
1 EC
2 MCs
1 DC
Skye
1 KOC
1 EC
2 MCs
1 DC
DarthVader317
2 TCs
Kit-Kat
1 KOC
1 EC
2 MCs
1 DC
Mixtli
1 EC
2 MCs
1 DC
Oberoth
1 KOC
1 EC
2 MCs
1 DC

Thank you for watching! Drive safe!
 
YAY EVOLUTION FOR BLACKBEARD WOOT!!!

GG Darth Vader. Thanks for posting quickly so we could get this done.

Romeert, thanks for reffing promptly and with good flavor. I should note that we both get 2 TC instead of 1.
 
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