Showdown Mourning Haikus

[meamPearl]

Hi I'm making this thread so people can mourn for the loss of our favorite game with haikus... I will start

What once was Showdown
Is now just a laggy mess
What has it become?

 

[Mathy]

What if you wanted
To play Showdown, but God said,
"You couldn't connect!"

 

[faint]

I seek damages
For all my lost revenue
Yours truly, Zarel

 

[meamPearl]

Zarel called a curse
On our dopamine-fueled minds
Now we're all destroyed

 

[BestDatrix]

I advocated
For Tera in Gen 9 OU
I then quit the game

 

[Magic Mayhem Maiden]

Good morning to all
If this is the wrong topic
Then apologies

 

[RainWaiv]

Thank god showdown's down
Gen 9 OU is a plague
I fucking hate gen 9

 

[adjectivenoun]

This is terrible
Now I have to go outside
Like a fucking putz

 

[Let's go shuckles]

This is a haiku
Haiku do not always rhyme
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