Shower Thoughts Thread

[Plague von Karma]

The dyna in dynamax is a reference to the mons blowing the fuck up when you kill them

 

[phoopes]

you know how if you buy a pair of TOMS shoes they give a pair to people in need?

what happens if you return them? does the person in need get their shoes taken away?

 

[Ironmage]

A lot of stories have aquatic elves, but I've yet to see one with aquatic dwarves, despite most parts of an ocean resembling undergound more than a forest.

 

[oliVes]

plasma fists is a contact move but the animation shows that zeraora only slams the ground and the electricity hits the target

 

[Martin]

In hindsight, it should’ve been obvious that Birdo was a guy. After all, his name ends with an O, not an A.

 

[Unfunnydededenotxd]

In the song "there was a farmer who had a dog and bingo was his name-o" are they referring to the dog or farmer?

 

[BP]

When my mom used to tuck me in at night she always forgot that the pillow was supposed to go underneath my head. I'm beginning to think that she wasn't actually forgetting.

 

[oliVes]

In Scott the Woz's "The Rarest of Games Episode", is it possible that Sonic 2 with a Line ™ isn't the rarest game because other people could have it with a Sharpie and 5 seconds of free time?

 

[Heavyweapons Mann]

When someone with a fivehead uses a pick up line on someone they like, do they say “My fivehead isn’t the only thing that’s big”?

 

[Plague von Karma]

Since geese is plural for goose, this implies Geese Howard is multiple individuals. With this in mind, his existence in the KoF series makes perfect sense.

 

[oliVes]

Before Terry Bogard unleashes his Buster Wolf, he'll say one of his catchphrases "Are you okay?". What would he do if you replied to him?

 

[Ununhexium]

AHH FUCK god damn it u fucking got shamoii in my eyes AHHHH IT FUCKING BURNS

 

[shade]

brainstorming some nicknames for cookie 's mum

so far:

- mario - shes always jumping on pipes
- royal navy - shes always looking for more seamen
- tour de france - she has plenty of riders every year
- travelodge - only costs £39 a night
- professor mcgonagall

 

[Martin]

 

[Icemann]

If chicken fingers aren't actually fingers, then are chicken wings really wings

 

[Plague von Karma]

He wanted to return to monke

 

[phoopes]

For as much time as mermaids spend in the water, you’d think they’d have wrinkly skin

 

[Sijih]

If pokemon were real would the super effective berries work on humans

You'd think that chople berries would be banned in the ufc for allowing you to take punches. Or occa berries would be standard gear for firefighters and colbur berries would cure people's fear of the dark.

Also can individuals get punished for messing with protected views in places like San Francisco or London? Like if I go to one of those places and hold up a really large sign that blocks a sightline what happens?

 

[FNH]

The first guy to plagarize was doing something original.

 

[Plague von Karma]

Your keys have travelled further than your car

 

[Martin]

I didn’t understand why Brock’s doughnuts had jelly in them until someone told me Americans call smooth/fruitless jam jelly. I legit thought he was filling his doughnuts with jelly (as in gelatine dessert).

 

[Rugi]

Aah fuck shit this water is cold

 

[Rugi]

Ununhexium I didnt read this thread before posting this but Im not retracting because a hot shower being a problem just makes u part of the bourgeoisie class

 

[Rugi]

Oh u said shampoo never mind

 

[R-B-Y]

paint is technically glue, except it only glues itself