Simple Questions with Stupid Answers OR Vice Versa

[BP]

Why do countries fight over oil? Like bro just go to the gas station.

 

[Ununhexium]

same reason people fight for discount goods on black friday

 

[The Mind Electric]

Why don't all these Senators who fight for power all the time just become Discord moderators?

 

[ash601]

Why don't all these Senators who fight for power all the time just become Discord moderators?

because discord admins can remove mod perms
clearly senators should aim to be admins instead of mods

 

[cookie]

dude it's a GAS station not an oil station. which makes me wonder. gas is literally around you, why the fuck do americans need to go to a station for it

 

[chimp]

nice try, BP, but im not falling for your corporate tricks

 

[BP]

Why don't the stars look back when we set out eyes on them. Do you think they laugh at us or maybe they smile. I miss the stars.

 

[ThatOneSpork]

Why don't the stars look back when we set out eyes on them. Do you think they laugh at us or maybe they smile. I miss the stars.

but we dance with them all the time, why would you miss them?

 

[az]

petition to rename this thread to the more accurate title "simple questions with stupid answers"

 

[phoopes]

petition to rename this thread to the more accurate title "simple questions with stupid answers"

why don’t we have both??

 

[Bughouse]

If firefighters fight against fires and bullfighters fight against bulls, what do freedom fighters do?

 

[Total Clefairy]

If firefighters fight against fires and bullfighters fight against bulls, what do freedom fighters do?

fight against FREEDOM (america) (land of freedom) (we are very free here in america) (freedom)

 

[PyProd]

fight against FREEDOM (america) (land of freedom) (we are very free here in america) (freedom)

Fistfighters fight against fists I mean. This theory is 100% approved.

 

[monkfish]

if a quiz is quizzical... then what is a test

 

[CaffeineBoost]

If firefighters fight against fires and bullfighters fight against bulls, what do freedom fighters do?

better question


what exactly is foo?

 

[phoopes]

better question


what exactly is foo?

one whom Mr. T pities

 

[GatoDelFuego]

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?

 

[ThatOneSpork]

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?

It'd slip because I am fucking terrible at catching.

 

[CanineIllusionist]

I had a thought, why aren't VRs for Loser's Game (previously known as Suicide Cup) called Dieability Rankings?

 

[Aurora]

why did alakazam get unranked when i peaked 1200 on the ladder using it?

 

[Low-Key]

why did alakazam get unranked when i peaked 1200 on the ladder using it?

Bad news bucko

 

[shadowpea]

if bob has two donuts and his neighbor was robbed last night what was the exact time of the day that julius caeser ate his first pizza given that north dakota will declare war on mars in 10 minutes

 

[BP]

if bob has two donuts and his neighbor was robbed last night what was the exact time of the day that julius caeser ate his first pizza given that north dakota will declare war on mars in 10 minutes

This isn't a stupid question. It's an attempt to formulate a stupid question. The difference is stupid questions need to make sense this question isn't stupid as you used ur brain power to formulate a bad question.

 

[Total Clefairy]

 

[faint]

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