smogoff 2022 birth bingo

[mf]

alright the death thread is getting a lot of attention right now so just trying to capitalise on that. in here post your 5 most likely famous births this year. ill start

1. justin bieber jr
2. dudley chubbins, the first british 100m sprint olympic champion (2044 olympics)
3. wendy jinping, america's first asian womxn president
4. the son of god jesus christ (reborn)
5. deshaun chadworth, future smogoff mod and subsequent notable banned user

 

[BP]

the son of god jesus christ (reborn)

I really hope the 2nd coming is soon ngl

 

[Briewear]

I will take this over that disgusting thread any day

 

[Dorron]

you see you can make a celebrities related thread and not be creeps at the same time?

 

[mf]

please stay on topic. this is the celebrity births thread. if you want to complain about the other thread you can do so here

 

[BP]

please stay on topic. this is the celebrity births thread. if you want to complain about the other thread you can do so here

I left an absolutely scathing review of the thread with the link you provided. Thank you so much TC I truly do hate having fun.

 

[KaenSoul]

I really hope the 2nd coming is soon ngl

Name one good sequel

 

[Bughouse]

monkfish jr

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

leonardo dicaprio's next gf (topical joke)
some parrots (tropical joke)
corporal kirby (total joke)

 

[faint]

i am YASSIFYING the child of Zendaya and Tom Holland into existence

 

[KaenSoul]

I can't believe it took so long for this place to have a celebrity shipping thread.

 

[Wigglytuff]

you guys are so creepy. are you insinuating that celebrities had s*x and will therefore produce a baby? you're so fucking creepy. they're real people and some fans that may or may not have rabies may be upset at the thought that their favorite celebrities had s*x. please delete this thread immediately so we can return to the death bingo. thanks.

 

[mf]

Wigglytuff please do not soil my thread with your foul thoughts of crime. if you cant simply predict five celebrity births in the remaining 3¾ months of 2022 then maybe sit this one out.

anyway it looks like it will be a photo finish since we are currently neck-and-neck between monkfish (0 points) and bughouse (0 points) and big ashley (0 points)

 

[Wigglytuff]

Wigglytuff please do not soil my thread with your foul thoughts of crime. if you cant simply predict five celebrity births in the remaining 3¾ months of 2022 then maybe sit this one out.

this is impossible, I have rabies

 

[ThatOneSpork]

I'm gonna predict that we will have a new Mozart born, except instead of a piano they will be able to play violin skillfully from birth. I also predict that no-one is gonna care about how cool that is.

 

[phoopes]

I'm gonna predict that we will have a new Mozart born, except instead of a piano they will be able to play violin skillfully from birth. I also predict that no-one is gonna care about how cool that is.

as a classical music fan I have to point out that Mozart played violin skillfully as well, and also I would care

 

[Bughouse]

monkfish I can't believe you'd stoop so low as to not have a child just to deny me my rightful win. Collusion!

 

[mf]

theres a good chance monkfish ii will be born next year. but there will be a new thread for 2023

 

[Sijih]

theres a good chance monkfish ii will be born next year. but there will be a new thread for 2023

boy is lil monkfish gonna be mad when the only thing in the inheritance is a smogon account

 

[az]

dont belittle mf's achievements

monkfish ii will also be in line to inherit mf studios, jewel of the smogonwealth

 

[ThatOneSpork]

as a classical music fan I have to point out that Mozart played violin skillfully as well, and also I would care

It took Mozart too long to play violin, this kid is gonna be playing it from 3. I would care as well but we are definitely the minority.

 

[Plague von Karma]

Feel like mf may be reborn this year

 

[xzern]

some people dont realize that if you stop pushing the boulder up the hill, nothing will actually happen. you can stop whenever you want its actually so crazy. in a similar vein im predicting that timothee chalamet will have a son named reginald

 

[Ducky]

predicting crystal the monkey to have a daughter with louie the monkey

 

[Mace]

so are we predicting who's getting pregnant or giving birth? Cause you can just look at celebrities who are pregnant and and just list those who're close to their due date.