Smogoff Dangerfield

[BP]

I tell yea I go to the doctor, he says, “You need more exercise.” So I download Pokémon Go. Now I’m walking 10 miles a day chasing a hefty bear that eats everything in sight. Even when im exercising I can't escape my wife.

 

[BP]

I tell ya, I activated Pot of Greed at home. Drew two bills. No monsters, no spells—just traps. Visa and MasterCard in attack mode. Direct damage! No respect!

 

[phoopes]

I tell ya what, I get no respect around here. My wife, my wife I tell ya. My wife challenges me to a Pokemon battle. So I ask her, I ask her what tier should we play? And she says to me, she says the one that reminds her of her in-laws. So I ask her which one is that? And she says PU! I tell ya, I get no respect around here!

 

[phoopes]

I tell ya what, I get Last Respects around here