Smogoff Knife Fight No Johns (Won by the Johners)

Siatam

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Well done making it past round 2 competitors! As we advance we truly start to see the wheat separated from the chaff. Who among you will be crowned the ultimate knife fighting champion? As many contestants are still stuck in the Pokemon mindset, here are a few suggestion to spice up the next round. Submit your best R2D2 scream (I will judge), compete in online Tetris, or play AMQ. (Winning with option 3 comes with incredible street cred, trust me)

As a reminder, agreeing on a ruleset is the only requirement for this lawless competition. Please try to reach an agreement everyone! To decide these outstanding matchups, I have entered the delinquent participants into ChatGPT narrated chessboxing and Snail Race competitions!
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the grandest chessboxing event of the year, where two of the finest Smogon users, Alpha1013 and spoo, are set to engage in a battle of both brawn and brains.

Round 1: Chess The two players are seated at the chessboard, focused and determined. Alpha1013 starts with the white pieces and makes the first move. The tension in the room is palpable as the players carefully consider each move. Spoo is no pushover, and he's giving Alpha1013 a run for his money. It's a game of cat and mouse as the two try to outwit each other.

Round 2: Boxing And now, we have the first break of the match, as the chessboard is removed and the boxing ring is set up. Alpha1013 and spoo step into the ring, gloves on and ready to go. The crowd is on their feet as the two start throwing punches. Alpha1013 is landing some heavy shots, but spoo is holding his own, countering with precise punches of his own. It's a back and forth battle as the two fighters trade blows.

Round 3: Chess And we're back to the chessboard for round three. Alpha1013 and spoo take their seats, and the game resumes. The pace of the game has quickened, and the players are moving more swiftly. Alpha1013 makes a bold move, putting spoo in a difficult position. Spoo is trying to find a way out, but Alpha1013's pressure is relentless.

Round 4: Boxing And we're back in the ring for the fourth round of boxing. Spoo comes out with renewed energy, landing some hard shots on Alpha1013. Alpha1013 is rocked, but he's not down for the count yet. He rallies back and the two start trading blows again. It's a war in the ring as the two fighters go all out.

Round 5: Chess And we're back at the chessboard for the final round of chess. The players are exhausted, but they're giving it their all. Alpha1013 makes a brilliant move, putting spoo in checkmate. The crowd erupts in applause as Alpha1013 is declared the winner of the chessboxing match!

Ladies and Gentlemen, what a match it was! Alpha1013 is the champion, having outsmarted and outfought his opponent. It was a battle for the ages, and we were privileged to witness it. Thank you for joining us for this exciting event, and we hope to see you again soon for another thrilling match!

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You all know the winpost drill by now.

Deadline is Monday Feburary 13th at 8pm GMT-5

No Johns!

 
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