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Smogoff Plays: Nationstates
- Thread starter ThatOneSpork
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I've been slacking a tad bit, but this is the weekend so I have an excuse. The votes are in however, and for A Green History Lesson we ended up with 1 vote for option 2 and 2 votes for option 3! Now, let's see what changes... Well, bereaved families are assigned a new housemate the day after the funeral, and our economy rose from Strong to Very Strong! That is nice. We also got a new banner, called "Home".
Who even cares about the income equality? Moving on, the changes that happened are as follows:
Thankfully our cheese exports are back up, along with our lifespan coming up as well! However, we have less crimes than we did before, along with lower employment. I also have a chart that tells you how our people die, so here we go!
14.6% are Murdered, very interesting. Hmm. Exactly half of our people die of cancer and heart disease. Crazy. Well, extremely soon I will have the next issues up, so stay here. Please?
Who even cares about the income equality? Moving on, the changes that happened are as follows:
Thankfully our cheese exports are back up, along with our lifespan coming up as well! However, we have less crimes than we did before, along with lower employment. I also have a chart that tells you how our people die, so here we go!
14.6% are Murdered, very interesting. Hmm. Exactly half of our people die of cancer and heart disease. Crazy. Well, extremely soon I will have the next issues up, so stay here. Please?
And like that, we have some new issues. First of all though, we have some people in the region. One of them is me, and one of them is from 1v1. The other I have no idea.
Anyways, we have 4 new issues. Why? I'm slow, that's why! So, let's begin!
Issue #1: Transgender Recognition Demanded
Issue #2: Doctors Crossing Borders?
Issue #3: Smogoff Awash With Red-Rimmed Eyes
Issue #4: Gunman Kills Three
And with that, let the votes commence!
A bonus: Our "Government"
10.6 Billion Dogecoins are in its spending, and 45.5% of that money is going into defense. Quite a bit in spirituality as well, with healthcare in third. A lot different than the government pie charts I'm used to, but hey. It works.
Anyways, we have 4 new issues. Why? I'm slow, that's why! So, let's begin!
Issue #1: Transgender Recognition Demanded
Issue #2: Doctors Crossing Borders?
Issue #3: Smogoff Awash With Red-Rimmed Eyes
Issue #4: Gunman Kills Three
And with that, let the votes commence!
A bonus: Our "Government"
10.6 Billion Dogecoins are in its spending, and 45.5% of that money is going into defense. Quite a bit in spirituality as well, with healthcare in third. A lot different than the government pie charts I'm used to, but hey. It works.
Thats me you Apple iDot
you only said "sup spork" and "sup" that doesn't leave many clues as to who you are.
well anyone with 2 braincells can figure out that the s in "sup" standed for shadowpea
I’m going to answer these in reverse order because why not.
Pew Pew Bad?: training children at a young age makes them easier to incorporate into the military. Third option.
Funny Leaf: I have a feeling that if we allow this then cheese exports will drop. This is unacceptable so I chose the first option.
helth: We must maintain a 100% smogoffian population. Second option.
T: First one. Also what on earth happened after A:TLA?
After a while, I have returned. Back in the action. Again. Anyways, the issues!
So, for Transgender Recognition Demanded, the votes are in.
3 for option 1
and that's it! A 100% vote, with the results being that sex changes are routinely performed at Smogoff's hospitals. We also got a new postcard!
I have answered... only 6 issues so far. Huh. Seems like so much more.
I feel old. Oh, yeah the outcomes! More civil rights! MORE CHEESE EXPORTS! Less crime and patriotism, but we got da cheese.
Now, for Doctors Crossing Borders, we have... a problem! Dun dun DUN!
1 vote for 1
1 vote for 2
1 vote for 3
Whatever shall I do? Easiest answer of my life.
We got 3! And so it shall be! People eagerly queue days at A&E to wait for their free healthcare, all because we now have Universal Health Care!
But you know what's better than free healthcare for everyone?
more... CHEESE EXPORTS! The economy also increased but who cares when we have cheese.
Now, for Smogoff Awash With Red-Rimmed Eyes, we have the tally's voted.
2 for option 1 and..
1 for option 2
We have a winner! *insert family feud winning tune*
Now, Marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home.
Cheese Exports are not mentioned did not decrease, which is good. However, no increase. Less drugs and nudity, which can be either good or bad depending on what you like. The food quality is up though, along with the economic output. I like that. Anyways, onto the last!
Gunman Kills 3 has been voted upon, and I would like to take this time to ask who the hell Evil Finland is. Moving on, we have..
2 votes for option 1
1 vote for option 3
So now, Kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles and Smogoff's Civil Rights fell from Superb to Excellent. Oh well. Also, we now have Gun Control!
And.. what's this? Is that cheese I smell?
Mishin Akomplished. Cheese is up, along with our weather and economy. Nice. We also got dumber. Nice.
Along the way, we got 2 card packs!
Let us see what we hath gotten.
Interesting overall, and another legendary! We are lucky, and I wish I was this lucky on other accounts... Well, that's it for now! Adios!
So, for Transgender Recognition Demanded, the votes are in.
3 for option 1
and that's it! A 100% vote, with the results being that sex changes are routinely performed at Smogoff's hospitals. We also got a new postcard!
I have answered... only 6 issues so far. Huh. Seems like so much more.
I feel old. Oh, yeah the outcomes! More civil rights! MORE CHEESE EXPORTS! Less crime and patriotism, but we got da cheese.
Now, for Doctors Crossing Borders, we have... a problem! Dun dun DUN!
1 vote for 1
1 vote for 2
1 vote for 3
Whatever shall I do? Easiest answer of my life.
We got 3! And so it shall be! People eagerly queue days at A&E to wait for their free healthcare, all because we now have Universal Health Care!
But you know what's better than free healthcare for everyone?
more... CHEESE EXPORTS! The economy also increased but who cares when we have cheese.
Now, for Smogoff Awash With Red-Rimmed Eyes, we have the tally's voted.
2 for option 1 and..
1 for option 2
We have a winner! *insert family feud winning tune*
Now, Marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home.
Cheese Exports are not mentioned did not decrease, which is good. However, no increase. Less drugs and nudity, which can be either good or bad depending on what you like. The food quality is up though, along with the economic output. I like that. Anyways, onto the last!
Gunman Kills 3 has been voted upon, and I would like to take this time to ask who the hell Evil Finland is. Moving on, we have..
2 votes for option 1
1 vote for option 3
So now, Kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles and Smogoff's Civil Rights fell from Superb to Excellent. Oh well. Also, we now have Gun Control!
And.. what's this? Is that cheese I smell?
Mishin Akomplished. Cheese is up, along with our weather and economy. Nice. We also got dumber. Nice.
Along the way, we got 2 card packs!
Let us see what we hath gotten.
Interesting overall, and another legendary! We are lucky, and I wish I was this lucky on other accounts... Well, that's it for now! Adios!
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Okay so here's my plan - As interest for this is down, I will be auctioning off the password for Smogoff. Auctioning as in "I'll just randomly choose with that wheel website." So if you want a chance to run the one and only Smogoff, just say you want it and I'll put your name on the wheel. Note - I am not immune to bribing, so feel free to do the shady things you want to do to win. This is also just before the nuclear wars begin, so you can do nuclear things with Smogoff as well.
oh i should say this you have to reply within 24 hours or ya aint getting it
only 2 hours and 10 minutes left, so yeah. that's important.
well if whoever ends up getting it wants to continue this and can get enough people, they can feel free to do so. also, since you have confirmed that I will spin soon!
STOP THE COUNT!