smogoff plays pokemon red [#standwithukraine]

[az]

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i've played this one before and you actually can't choose ditto, clefairy, or pikachu as a starter, just so no-one's disappointed

let's skip all this, you know how it goes; pokemon is stored in the balls etc

ok hit me

 

[BP]

laid up after a car accident, let's play pokemon to pass the time

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i've played this one before and you actually can't choose ditto, clefairy, or pikachu as a starter, just so no-one's disappointed

let's skip all this, you know how it goes; pokemon is stored in the balls etc

ok hit me

Can we name him Rodan

 

[az]

names can be seven characters, but rodan might not fit

 

[Heavyweapons Mann]

Name him Firebot

 

[Astra]

joe would be a good name

 

[xzern]

goku

 

[faint]

bro can you disappear into irrelevance again or will i need to wait the usual 72 hours for that to happen.

 

[az]

i typoed, we're just going to have to make do

a promising superhero career awaits us

joe would be a good name

we have enough characters for joemama they must not be wasted

dw, there's time:

 

[az]

bro can you disappear into irrelevance again or will i need to wait the usual 72 hours for that to happen.

i'm sorry you're mad about w/e you're mad about but ihni who you are

 

[Sijih]

call him beavis

 

[Heavyweapons Mann]

What about Benis?

 

[Plague von Karma]

assface

 

[az]

a good compromise leaves everyone unhappy

sitting on the floor playing snes in the middle of a 40x40ft bedroom like a psychopath

beanis is fed up of waiting, and frankly i empathise

let's choose one of these three BALL-type pokemon

 

[BimbelyGimbly]

Hmm... why not choose Bulbasaur? he's a funky 'lil man

 

[earl]

Charizard!!!!!

 

[Plague von Karma]

Charizard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[faint]

i'm sorry you're mad about w/e you're mad about but ihni who you are

bro you posted 4 times in a thread dedicated to me a day before you had the meltdown of a century because nobody finds you funny

you held that title prior to 2015 as well when you rage quit because locopoke got a well thread and you didn't

absolute clown coming back 5 years later to make a posthumous rodan is fat joke.

 

[Mace]

I have no alignment in this fight but brothers this is quite funny.

 

[az]

bro you posted 4 times in a thread dedicated to me a day before you had the meltdown of a century because nobody finds you funny

you held that title prior to 2015 as well when you rage quit because locopoke got a well thread and you didn't

absolute clown coming back 5 years later to make a posthumous rodan is fat joke.

so youre like a rodan toady or something? idk man im sure that's cool, but i still have no idea who you are

going straight for charizard is a GENIUS move imo

what are we calling it?

 

[Plague von Karma]

Steve

 

[Sijih]

call it "footfetish"

pokemon get 10 characters

 

[internet]

SelfReflec

 

[az]

i mean you're not wrong

this IDIOT chose an unevolved pokemon

literally a turtle afterbirth. i think we'll be ok

hold on, i've been scammed. as reparations or perhaps as part of a baiting tactic, the enemy SQUIRTLE bares its soles to our charizard, and he seems rly, rly into it

i think we might have played right into beanis's hands, here

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

you've gotta throw the first fight, i think - lull him into a false sense of security.

 

[Adeleine]

pacifism is the only moral option