smogon is posting in my thread, my thread

*a piano loop plays for 7 and a half minutes*

That’s how it starts
We go back to your thread
You check the hearts
To see if it’s in your head

And if there’s lots of likes the better
Because we know we’re posting with the most
And if you’re worried about like-getters
Then you picked the wrong place to post
That’s how it starts

And so it starts
You switch your PC on
We reference older and older posts
One of the ways that we show our age

And if infractions come up, if infractions come up, if infractions come up
And I don’t want to leave the forum
Then it’s the memories of our moderators
That are keeping us all online

You spend the first five posts trying to stick with a plan
And the next five posts trying to impress the mods again
You’re getting 45 likes just as fast as you can
Yeah I know the posts are tired but it’s better when we pretend

It comes apart
The way it does in bad posts
Except the part
If you are a tour host

When we’re running out of gimmicks
And the threads start dying away
I wouldn’t trade one angry reaction
For another five posts of likes

You drop the first ten posts just as fast as you can
And the next ten people who are trying to be polite
When it’s 85 likes deleted in the thread about France
Yeah I know you get tired but where are your posts tonight?

And to tell the truth
This could be the last thread
So here we go
Like we’re posting until we’re dead

And if I made a fool, if a made a fool
If I made a fool of myself when I was online
I won’t do another Well submission
For the rest of my time online

When you post a dad joke and you get a laugh react
You can sleep on the post or review what you said
When you post when you’re drunk, and you don’t know how to act
You post over and over, til you account is dead
Oh if your gimmick falls apart just as soon as you post
You can just bring it back you ridiculous clown
You forget what you mean when you made your last post
And you always knew you could post, but then

Where are your posts tonight?
Where are your posts tonight?
Where are your posts toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiight?

If I could see all my posts tonight
If I could see all my posts tonight
If I could see all my posts tonight
If I could see all my posts tonight
 
(It starts with)
one post
I don't know why
I doesn't even matter how many reacts you try
keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
to explain in due time
(all I post)
Reacts are a valuable thing
watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
watch it count up by the end of the day the forum ticks life away
(it's so unreal)
didn't look out below
watch the reacts fly right out the window
trying to hold on didn't even know I was wasting them all just to
(watch you go)
I kept everything inside and even though I tried
It all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually
Be a memory of a time when
I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end it doesn't even matter
I had to post to lose it all
But in the end it doesn't even matter
 
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