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I have the distinct feeling I've fucked this one up right from the start of the round.
Team Its_A_Random:
Raiza@Expert Belt (Prankster+Intimidate+Justified)
HP: 42
Energy: 49
Speed: 73
Stats: 0
Status: Fine
Granmarg@Rocky Helmet (LightningRod+Solid Rock+Reckless)
HP: 110
Energy: 100
Speed: 34
Stats: 0
Status: Fine
Actions: Megahorn (Psycha) > Rock Wrecker (Chilla) > Horn Atack (Chilla)
IF Megahorn misses A1, THEN I am going to kill someone (Not an actual Sub)
Chilla@Life Orb (Mountaineer+Technician+Compoundeyes)
HP: 41
Energy: 78
Speed: 121
Stats: 0
Status: Burned (2 DPA)
Actions: Taunt (Caius) > Water Pulse (Granmarg) > Blizzard
IF Granmarg protects successfully when you would target it with Water Pulse THEN use Frost Breath (Caius)
IF Caius protects successfully against Taunt THEN use Water Pulse (Granmarg) and push actions back
Psycha@Light Clay (Magic Guard+Overcoat+Regenerator)
HP: 14
Energy: 80
Speed: 26
Stats: -1 Atk (permanent), -2 SpD (1 round)
Status: Pain Split, Protect, Imprison Imprisoned 3a
Actions: Recover > Focus Blast (Granmarg) > Flash Cannon (Granmarg)
IF Granmarg is protected when you would target it THEN use Shadow Ball (Caius)
Chilla is about to raise her middle finger to Caius, but seeing him ready to Protect, changes her mind, and bombards new arrival Granmarg with a burst of water that does huge damage, despite his Solid Rock. The Protect arrives too late to help him, but he carries on and removes Psycha from the game once and for all with a vicious Megahorn attack! Now alone, Chilla sees how screwed she is, and Taunts Caius harshly before succumbing to the combined efforts of a Fire Punch and a mighty Rock Wrecker. Deadfox grumbles something, and sends out his final Pokémon - Lag the Slowbro. Can he stand against his three opponents alone? A comeback is still possible!
Calcs:
Action 1:
Syclant used Water Pulse! (crit roll: 1643 - no, confusion roll: 3759 - no) (29 damage Rhyperior, 2 recoil, 4 energy)
Dusknoir used Protect (Rhyperior) (7 energy)
Rhyperior used Megahorn! (hit roll: 4155 - yes, crit roll: 6365 - no) (23 damage Reuniclus, 8 energy)
Reuniclus fainted!
Dusknoir is hurt by burn! (2)
Syclant is hurt by burn! (2)
Action 2:
Syclant used Taunt! (12 energy, Dusknoir Taunted 6a)
Dusknoir used Fire Punch! (crit roll: 8323 - no) (18 damage Syclant, 6 energy)
Rhyperior used Rock Wrecker! (hit roll: 7998 - yes, crit roll: 990 - no) (51 damage Syclant, 9 energy, Rhyperior sluggish 1a)
Dusknoir is hurt by burn! (2)
Team Its_A_Random:
Raiza@Expert Belt (Prankster+Intimidate+Justified)
HP: 42
Energy: 49
Speed: 73
Stats: 0
Status: Fine
With his last breath, Caius chases down the new arrival Lag with a powerful Pursuit, but it's merely a glancing blow before he faints. Granmarg wags his tail, causing Lag to drop his guard, but not by much - he quickly erases Granmarg's most powerful move against him from his mind, causing him to fail blankly on his second action, while Lag acts with a powerful jet of boiling water, boosted by the glow of his Water Gem! Granmarg bites down on him hard with fangs imbued with lightning, but he's met with another jet of water, that leaves a nasty burn on him! Random sends out Raiza again, but the score is 2-1, and Granmarg and Raiza seem very weak against Lag, who's barely scratched - is a come from behind victory on the cards?!
Calcs:
Action 1:
Dusknoir used Shadow Pursuit! (crit roll: 1367 - no) (8 damage, 12 energy)
Dusknoir fainted due to energy!
Rhyperior used Tail Whip! (4 energy, Slowbro -1 Def this round)
Slowbro used Disable! (7 energy, Megahorn Disabled 6a)
Action 2:
Rhyperior used Megahorn! But it failed!
Slowbro used Scald! Slowbro's Water Gem activated! (crit roll: 848 - no, burn roll: 3574 - no) (34 damage, 5 energy)
Action 3:
Rhyperior used Thunder Fang! (hit roll: 6882 - yes, crit roll: 6473 - no, para roll: 8137 - no, flinch roll: 3472 - no) (15 damage, 5 energy)
Slowbro used Scald! Slowbro's Water Gem activated! (crit roll: 8774 - no, burn roll: 445 - yes) (34 damage, 9 energy, Rhyperior burned)
Rhyperior is hurt by burn! (2)
Slowbro's Defence returned to normal.
Tomohawk was sent out!
Team Its_A_Random:
Raiza@Expert Belt (Prankster+Intimidate+Justified)
HP: 42
Energy: 49
Speed: 73
Stats: 0
Status: Fine
Water Gun (Granmarg) > Water Gun (Granmarg) > Water Gun (Granmarg)
IF Granmarg is Protected from any source OR underground when you would attack him THEN replace that action with Psychic (Raiza) IF Granmarg is KOed THEN replace your remaining actions with an alternation of Ice Beam and Psychic aimed at Raiza
That's one thing, but I know for a fact that you can't choose to act outside your speed/priority bracket unless you have the Stall ability (see the Speed section of this post). So unfortunately Granmarg is useless this round.
EDIT: Yeah, changing your orders after I pointed out the mistake is really a bit off colour.
Raiza@Expert Belt (Prankster+Intimidate+Justified)
HP: 42
Energy: 49
Speed: 73
Stats: 0
Status: Fine
Actions: Sky Drop (Lag) > Sky Drop (Lag) > Sky Drop (Lag)
Lag@Water Gem (3 uses) (Own Tempo+Oblivious)
HP: 77
Energy: 79
Speed: 26
Stats: 0
Status: Fine
Actions: Water Gun (Granmarg) > Water Gun (Granmarg) > Water Gun (Granmarg)
IF Granmarg is Protected from any source OR underground when you would attack him THEN replace that action with Psychic (Raiza)
IF Granmarg is KOed THEN replace your remaining actions with an alternation of Ice Beam and Psychic aimed at Raiza
Turn Order: Tomohawk >>> Rhyperior >>> Slowbro
Not much to say here. Raiza shows how overpowered Sky Drop is, and I ref Water Gun as hitting him instead. IRC concurs. Bleh. I shouldn't ref stuff at 11 at night.
Calcs:
Tomohawk's Intimidate activated! (-1 Atk Slowbro)
Tomohawk took Slowbro into the air! (5 energy)
Slowbro used Water Gun! (crit roll: 6494 - no) (10 damage Tomohawk, 2 energy)
Tomohawk used Sky Drop! (crit roll: 9394 - no) (11 damage Slowbro)
Rhyperior used Thunder Crunch! (hit roll: 8485 - yes, crit roll: 1330 - no, para roll: 9321 - no, drop roll: 325 - yes) (20 damage Slowbro, 17 energy, Slowbro -1 Def)
Rhyperior is hurt by burn! (2)
Tomohawk took Slowbro into the air! (9 energy)
Slowbro used Water Gun! (crit roll: 2421 - no) (10 damage Tomohawk, 6 energy)
Rhyperior is recovering from its combo!
Tomohawk used Sky Drop! (crit roll: 2483 - no) (12 damage)
Rhyperior is hurt by burn! (2)
Tomohawk took Slowbro into the air! (13 energy)
Slowbro used Water Gun! (crit roll: 3263 - no) (10 damage Tomohawk, 10 energy)
Rhyperior Chilled out! (+12 energy)
Tomohawk used Sky Drop! (crit roll: 9830 - no) (12 damage Slowbro)
Rhyperior is hurt by burn! (2)
Team Its_A_Random:
Raiza@Expert Belt (Prankster+Intimidate+Justified)
HP: 12
Energy: 22
Speed: 73
Stats: 0
Status: Fine
It's been pointed out to me that I apparently forgot STAB on Sky Drop (though I could swear I included it). So that's a little extra damage for Slowbro, but not relevant enough for action changes. Will ref soon.
Raiza@Expert Belt (Prankster+Intimidate+Justified)
HP: 12
Energy: 22
Speed: 73
Stats: 0
Status: Fine
Actions: Air Slash (Lag) > Aerial Ace (Lag) > Air Slash (Lag)
(Once Only) IF Slack Off, THEN Taunt, pushing actions back if Air Slash was subbed
