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I challenge you to a bo3 BW uu match. Loser puts a banana in his mouth,suck it, and post a picture of himself sucking the banana

What does Whitequeer and an ambulance have in common?

They both get loaded from the back and go WEEOOOOO WEEEOOOOO WEEEE

the Lord is back.
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lol are you guys actually arguing over whos better at pokemon. what is this doing you say 10 years from now? are random people gonna go up to you and congratulate you on your 16x16 pixel trophy? lol ofc not you stupid smelly small dick jewish virgins. unlike you (BAN ME PLEASE)s wasting your time I am actually doing something with my life. I have a job that pays well and a beautiful girlfriend you (BAN ME PLEASE) wish you had. do you actually think anyone cares about whos the best and who has a trophy and shit. lol fucking sad honestly.

Nigga... Sim city doesn't count
 
Despite the terribleness of this thread, things are hella (and I mean HELLA) boring without it, especially with the week 1 delay, so I am going to unlock.

Notice the new thread name. If things get too out of hand, I will take upon myself to delete garbage posts.

Sorry Oglemi, but we need something else other than Farm League sign up posts to look at in the meanwhile! If you want to make this post a new thread, be my guest.
 
I'm ranking the ten teams this season from worst to terrible to good to best with a bit of analysis too. This is based on my first impression of the lineups, so eat it all up.

Starting with the worst team this season, we have at #10, the...

The Indie Scooters
Manager: BKC -- you should stick to playing stall and let august do the bidding and recruiting instead.
Assistant Manager(s): august and bro fist
Players
]V[ajinTupacZ -- I guess he's good at ADV?
Ace Emerald -- sorry don't know you
Bad Ass -- you DO NOT want to play the whitequeen in UU
Blue Eon -- he beat earthworm, so I'm a fan
Dice -- my boyfriend and the best player on this team. I said that without bias. get traded to the sharks midseason please
george182 -- I don't know you
Jayde -- even your managers say you suck. your name is cute though
Karrot -- I don't know you
liberty32 -- I don't know you
Masterclass -- I can't wait to see this nigga cum all over his teammates and leave the chat and never return until next season. hello cancer
Mizuhime -- hi
PDC -- I don't know you
Ray Jay -- I don't know you
Toxzn -- I don't know you

good luck.
 
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I have cute ears. Don't hate cause you gay and you can't be proud of your homosexuality. anyways,

On to the next team, a quite bad team, at #9 we have...

The Ever Grande BIGS
Manager: Funkasaurus
Assistant Manager(s): CTI and tab
Players
6A9 Ace Matador -- the only thing big about this guy is his ego. he's quite good at dpp though
AB2 -- shout out to a former teammate
Alf' -- gl
badabing -- good but too cute to intimidate anyone in battle
BLINGAS -- <3
Boudouche -- he was a recent tour finalist. i suppose he can play
CatcherAndTheRai -- don't know you
Delta 2777 -- has been
Dotteh -- sorry don't know you
Dr Ciel -- if he's as good as pokemoning as he's at writing long ass RMTs, then I guess he's good
Floppy -- I remember playing him once in ADV. I don't even know ADV but I manage to win anyway. he complained about hax, even though it didn't matter (I know that much), so being the nice guy that I truly am, I gave him the win. is he playing ADV?
Fuzznip -- he made it to the playoffs of the grand slam. He's probably good at something
Genesectless -- sorry don't know you
Go10 -- sorry don't know you
Psychotic -- played this guy recently in two random tournaments and he seemed pretty ok. I really didn't give two fucks with the teams I brought, but he did manage to beat me, even though barely, but that's still good enough
Shoka -- sorry don't know you

Who's playing UU for you people? I don't even know
 
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oh lol. i had no idea that was you, boo. well you know how i do in UU. I'll come on you harder than Miley's wrecking ball

on to another team, at #8, we have a pretty bad team...

The Cryonicles
Manager: yondie -- i didn't believe he had a .05 gpa despite what the haters said. after looking at his players...i kinda see the light now too
Assistant Manager(s): M Dragon and Snunch -- i <3 mdragon. umm snunch
Players
Aqualouis -- i love how mad this guy gets when he loses. looking forward to see more his angry excuses whenever "hax" beats him
atomicllamas -- sorry don't know you
blarajan -- my boo. just use him wisely and he will surely produce some fruitful results. i.e. play him in lc and not uu
Blim -- i heard he's for real good at XY. but being good at XY is like eating McDonald's on a daily basis and still expecting to stay skinny
CaseKace -- sorry don't know you
Cristal -- she's pretty decent at dpp, if my memory is correct
CyberOdin -- he's a strong Mexican, I think
dragonuser -- I'm still bitter losing to him the last time we met. my jirachi failed me. he spends all his free time researching and writing up stuff about Pokemon strategy, so you know this dude is hardcore
Fakes -- i think he's playing dpp for y'all? imo cristal is stronger
fatty -- i will trash him
GaryTheGengar -- we played once and he felt meat as a result. not that bad a player though
HSA -- hey boo
P E J E L A G A R T O -- sorry don't know you
Picollo -- sorry don't know you
Pocket -- i recognize your name but sorry I don't know you
R Inanimate -- sorry don't know you
Royalty -- sorry don't know you
Vinc2612 -- he used be pretty good. maybe he's still good, i don't know
xtrashine -- anus deserves to be on a better team, like the frogs

good luck
 
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