Is it a bird? Is it a plane? A fighter jet...? No! It's
Kartana @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Beast Boost
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Leaf Blade
- Sacred Sword
- Knock Off
- Smart Strike / Aerial Ace
Lemme ask you this, are you tired of Cloysters critting 3 Icicle spears on your Pokemon and fucking killing them? Me too! It seriously pisses me off!
Introducing CHOICE SCARF KARTANA the totally innovative set that I just came up with on the spot and totally is not the most used set according to set usage stats. All credit goes to me, and me only (Not afraid to sue).
Let's examine this scenario thoroughly with love and tender care:
Adamant Cloyster has 239 speed! Shell smash doubles that speed.
239 * 2 = 478
Jolly Kartana (If you ever run adamant kartana I feel sorry for you) has 348 speed! Choice scarf essentially acts as a 1.5x boost.
348 * 1.5 = 522.5
This rounds down to 522 because pokemon is mean and almost always rounds down.
Now I'm no math genius myself but according to scientific studies (Which I did not make up) 522 is greater than 478, meaning that you make the perfect Revenge killer with your Ice shard neutrality to Cloyster, as opposed to the LOSER pure Grass-type Rillaboom.
+2 252+ Atk Life Orb Cloyster Ice Shard vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Kartana: 121-142 (46.7 - 54.8%) -- 60.5% chance to 2HKO
252 Atk Kartana Leaf Blade vs. -1 0 HP / 0 Def Cloyster: 338-402 (140.2 - 166.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Comments from Kartana:
-ONCE AGAIN I CUT A WORTHLESS OBJECT
-AGAIN AGAIN WORTHLESS OBJECT
-ONCE AGAIN I CUT A WORTHLESS OBJECT
-AGAIN, AGAIN AGAIN
(Warning: Side effects include but are not limited to: amnesia, flu, sickness, feeling sleepy midday, losing on all your rolls, only facing toxic spikes toxapex stall, only facing shedinja stall, loss of appetite, headaches, being tricked a ring target by zoroark, being walled by tornadus-therian, sleeping for 5 turns in a row, going to the store when you don't need anything for the free samples, playing games and getting bored really really fast, making up random ev spreads for very specific scenarios that'll never come up, obsession with cutting worthless objects, cutting worthless objects, and having all of your household appliances cut by Kartana as they are worthless objects.)
B-b-but what if the Cloyster is Jolly??? Wouldn't he be faster and one-shot with +2 Icicle spear???
You are absolutely right! But worry not dear customer! For I always plan ahead, and my plan was to steal your credit card and pay for you while you weren't looking! I sure hope you do enjoy our specialized
check to those pesky Cloysters! Have a great day! Oh and no refunds of course.