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[Standard] SANDS Mafia - Game Over! Winners: Rageguy Variants, Staraptor Call, Nachos

I'm thinking you probably should get alliances/work together as well.

We ARE MISSING 5 PMs. Get them in you have like 28 hours left.
Remember you can kill if you like.

Also, any BODYGUARDS in this game cannot self protect. What kinda queer puts self-protecting BGs in a game???????

Additionally, remember your WCs. There are a multitude of decoys, but only one true <snip>

ATTENTION: FACTIONS (since you know at least the (C) JHs exist now)
If you could send one representative to PM me and Snype on IRC or say in your channel: include what you take your WC to mean, and what you think needs to happen to accomplish it.
If there is enough confusion about what actually needs to happen to allow you to win, we will make this clearer to the factions.
Also I am concerned about some of you.. please either be active and get your faction act together or request subs.
 
Deadline. Update.

You all awaken in your SANDSy, MUDSy world to find there is a thin coating of SNOWS. It IS winter..

One notable man does not show up immediately, and you all go searching for him. It is odd this fella did not make an appearance.. concerning at best. lambasto is not in his house, either, and many of you are startled.

You fan out to search for him, and eventually someone comes across his body out in a pumpkin patch, now deserted because all the gourds have died. Pools of blood lie behind him, and jigglypuffers42 throws up when she sees the severe rectal tearing present.

It seems lambasto has died of violent, anal sex.

Dear lambasto, you are Captain Jean Luc Picard
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The captain of the USS Enterprise D and E, you are a big Frenchman. Most notable for being bald and having an English actor, also for wanting to bone your ship's doctor but beating around the bush for 7+ years of the show, you are a pretty cool guy. Because MUDS would dirty the interior of your pristine flagship, you prefer SANDS, as you could put them in your lionfish's tank.

Every night, you may PM both hosts with "NX - Warp speed USER". This will increase that user's priority and they may be able to act before someone else because of it. Alternatively, you may PM both hosts with "NX - Make USER listen to the Picard Song". You will have your crew force that user to listen to the song about you, preventing them from completing their night action because they'll keep hitting replay. Additionally, every day you may PM both hosts with "DX - Send Worf to get beat up by USER". You will send your terrible Chief of Security to engage that user in a fight, however because he is so bad at actually winning, they will be too occupied to talk to anyone for a full cycle.

You currently hold no item.

You are allied with the Really Relevant People. You win if the Really Relevant People eliminate all threats. Additionally, you must gain access to the SANDS, and each member still living must hold them.

Quote: There was no opportunity. There was no pause. He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence, moving from topic to topic, so that no one had a chance to interrupt; it was really quite hypnotic
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StevenSnype phones in on his satellite phone from a hot tub with multiple, naked women. "Good way to die, if I ever want one of these fine ladies dead I'll have to try it," he says. You hear a loud slapping sound, then a screech as the phone splashes into the water and goes dead. It appears someone he was with didn't agree.

It seems Snype is not the only man making use of a hot tub. You find billymills, who also did not show up, lounging in the hot tub behind his house. A nice jacuzzi at best. Shrimp tails are scattered around the area.

Someone prods him, thinking he has passed out, but he slumps over. Some men drag him out and you discover billymills has been poisoned.

Dear Raverist/billymills, you are a Kid with Downs
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This is not a letter home from your doctor. You are mentally slow and you frequently exhibit blank stares, emptily but creepily casting a steely gaze with vacant eyes. You are also really dumb and probably drool. You can't do much of anything right, but because MR SANDSMAN is not Hitler, you have managed to be born, live, and not be tossed into a SANDS PIT. Your intentions, however, are to get removed from this fight because you realized you're a downs and you don't want to go on.

You are a miller. Should anyone inspect you, they will return the role name Violent Kid with Downs. Your action paragraph will include "Every other night, you may PM both hosts with "NX - Get angry at USER". You will get mad and flail wildly, accidentally planting an axe in that user's body, killing them." where this section is. Your WC will show as "You are allied with yourself. To win, you must survive while everyone else is dead." As far as your actual abilities: Every night, you may PM both hosts with "NX - Blubber, stutter, and urinate yourself by USER". You will blubber, stutter, then awkwardly release your bladder in front of that user, disturbing them and occupying their time so they cannot complete their night action. Additionally, every day you may PM both hosts with "DX - Pretend Bionicle USER1 hits Bionicle USER2". Because of your downs, you will think the first user is a Bionicle, and make them target the second user, who you also think is a Bionicle. This does not work on kills because there are no day kills. In addition, your vote counts for -1, because you have downs and thus have extreme difficulty expressing your opinion. Additionally, should a member of the Commendable Canines or Copyright Jim Henson target you, you will gain a kill - up to three kills maximum. You can PM both hosts with "NX - Get angry at USER", and kill them. This will not show up in your miller PM.

<snip>

You are allied with yourself. Because you have downs and thus <snip>ed up urges, you want all animals or animal-like factions dead. As a result, the Copyright Jim Henson and Commendable Canines must be dead, because you want to squeeze their life out. Additionally, because you realized your downs is so severe, you must get yourself lynched, not killed. It is the best way to go.

Quote: My name is Kurtrill and here are my pictures
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billymills was poisoned by shrimp in a hot tub.

There was a third man who did not show up. A shout leads you all in the direction of the last chap, GoldenKnight. It appears he decided to play Russian Roulette with someone, someone who seemed gullible enough to accept anything. However, things must have taken a wrong turn.

You find the gun used for Russian Roulette tossed to the side. It appears to have been fired three times, but the bullet is still inside.

GoldenKnight's body is littered with bullets. There seems to be a pattern on his chest - bulletholes create what looks like a narrow head, a tragic expression on its face.

Dear GoldenKnight, you are Cookie Monster
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You are one of the classic stars of Sesame Street. Infamously known for your Letter of the Day, you have found multiple letters and then devoured the cookies mercilessly. However, it was an Arab who lived in the SANDS that got you changed to the Veggie Monster, but you were able to escape and changed back to Cookie Monster. As a result, you prefer to have MUDS.

Every night, you may PM both hosts with "NX - Appearing on USER's TV". You will open Sesame Street for that day, and that user will watch you. Because Sesame Street is from childhood, all killers will be so affected they will be unable to kill that user while you are on TV. Additionally, you may PM both hosts with "DX - Taking USER's cookie". You will approach that user, and ask if they have a cookie. They will think their item is a cookie, and because everyone loves Cookie Monster, you will get their item.

You currently hold <snip> SANDS, found in the Sahara Desert. <snip>. You also hold the Condom, <snip>

You are allied with the Copyright Jim Hensons. You win if the Copyright Jim Hensons eliminate all threats. Additionally, you must gain access to the MUDS, and each member still living must hold them.

Quote: C is for cookie, it's good enough for me; oh cookie cookie cookie starts with C.
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GoldenKnight was shot up.

StevenSnype phones in again, this time from a sleazy pay phone in a back alley. "BTW, seems the SANDS ARENA has some <snip> SANDS now."

He is right: GoldenKnight's Sahara Desert <snip> SANDS are now in the SANDS ARENA. Read the first post to learn how to recover them if you choose.
THERE IS ALSO A CONDOM IN THE SANDS ARENA, SORRY.

All Result PMs have been sent out. Contact us if you have questions or think you should have one - if you don't, you probably succeeded.

Day Two will end 12/29 at 4:00 PM PST. 48 hours from now. ALL DAY ACTIONS NEED TO BE IN. We missed 1 Night Action. Their loss. Vote in the lynch.
Update will be early if there is majority and all Day Actions are in (though if you are being hooked and are not a hooker I'll update early)

ABOUT WCS:
All players need to fulfill, at most, two things to win.
Factions need to: 1. remove all threats 2. get the true SANDS or MUDS
All threats are: anyone who needs them dead to fulfill their WC. This is stated in their PM, but because some are confused: you need all factions dead as well as whoever else is mentioned.
As for finding the specific, true SANDS/MUDS you need, consider Rules 12 and 25 together. The real ones will be pretty evident in your flavor.
Neutrals, you should know your WC.
There IS one twist, and only one person (a neutral) has asked us about it yet. We can answer all questions related to YOUR WC only. You should think deep.
 
Snype and I forgot to update this item's location:
GoldenKnight was holding a Condom when he died. What this does is unknown, but it is now in the SANDS ARENA.
If you want to get it or the <snip> SANDS out, feel free.

We are missing: 12 Day PMs, remember to get them in.
 
Alright, I've found a reason not to lynch Jigglypuffers42. I inspected her, she is a fairly harmless neutral, I'll talk to you about it more extensively if you ask in PM.

Secondly, I have figured out the twist, and Jigglypuffers42 could be an essential part of all of the factions' gameplans.

So, until he changes his vote, lynch bunnymaster.
 
looks like we are missing: 4 PMs
remember to get them in, it will be relevant/important/helpful to you
looking like we may need to sub someone out as well due to inactivity, so if you are interested contact us, though we do have a list if it is still valid

otherwise, really good job on activity, you have until 4PM PST which is 7PM EST and so on, then deadline will be official, though we will probably have your result PMs figured out before then
there is a certain chronic last-one-to-PM, you probably know who you are so fix that please
 
Im going to go out on a limb and say the condom protects you from whoever killed lambosto. How a condom protects you from violent anal sex is beyond me. If someones going to kill you like that, I'm pretty sure a condom wont make a difference.
 
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