Just for fun, I’ve compiled spreads for every (legal) paradox Pokémon that allows them to get a speed boost from Protosynthesis/Quark Drive.
Roaring Moon
Ability: Protosynthesis
EVs: 36 HP / 220 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
This one might be genuinely alright, since you’re not sacrificing much to get it. Though I’m unsure what you’d actually do with this set, I suppose it could be a good cleaner but with Dragon Dance it probably won’t need it.
Great Tusk
Ability: Protosynthesis
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
This one’s just the “Fast Bulky Support” sample EVs, which is incredibly hilarious. This one is more for the funny than anything else, Rapid Spin + attack boost from protosynthesis does this but better.
Sandy Shocks
Ability: Protosynthesis
EVs: 48 HP / 208 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
This one is the first one that looks genuinely good, Sandy Shocks can just as easily run Magnet or Life Orb to boost its power, serving as a powerful attacker, potential offensive rocker/spiker, and overall cool mon. 48 HP EVs aren’t a lot, but they are a bit of bulk.
(just dont put more than 216 EVs in spd) (Scream Tail)
Ability: Protosynthesis
EVs: 40 HP / 216 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
As long as you follow the nickname, Scream Tail is easy to EV for a speed boost. I don’t know when youd want it, but it could be useful and this spread is still pretty good at tanking hits.
not possible D: (Brute Bonnet)
Ability: Protosynthesis
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
Unfortunately Brute Bonnet comes 5 attack points off from being possible. It’s still Brute Bonnet though, and you will ABSOLUTELY hate losing the damage if you can help it, so it’s fine.
Slither Wing
Ability: Protosynthesis
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
IVs: 11 Atk
I’ve made a post on this already.
not possible D: (Iron Hands)
Ability: Quark Drive
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
The metal Hariyama is far too slow for this to work, and I doubt anyone is surprised. You don’t even want the speed boost.
Iron Jugulis
Ability: Quark Drive
EVs: 120 HP / 136 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
This one is pretty reasonable for specs sets, but it’s not like Iron Jugular is any good so. Maybe the extra bulk helps with taking a hit in a pinch?
Iron Moth
Ability: Quark Drive
EVs: 124 HP / 132 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
This one we’ve seen a little bit here and there, its certainly a fine set but nothing too crazy. Mostly paired with Fiery Dance for offensive sets, and defensive sets can do all sorts of things.
Iron Thorns
Ability: Quark Drive
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 23 Atk
So this is possible. I was really surprised to see this, and it’s actually a little bit more reasonable than Kartana, but it won’t serve any purpose. Iron Thorns isn’t too good, it has dragon dance to boost its speed, and misses the power greatly.
Iron Treads
Ability: Quark Drive
EVs: 56 HP / 200 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
Iron Treads, thanks to being faster than it’s counterpart Great Tusk, can actually invest much of its EVs into attack and still have a speed boost. Again, Rapid Spin +atk boost is probably better anyway, but it’s certainly something.
no modifications needed (Iron Valiant)
Ability: Quark Drive
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
Yeah so this Pokémon can run max max jolly and get a speed boost, incredibly stupid ik but that’s mons I guess.
That’s all of them