




Normal hyper offense team: set up Spikes, use Sneasel, Salazzle, and Decidueye-H to make progress, and then win with Farigiraf or Rhydon. Spikes feel more broken than Stealth Rock right now, and I'd say the Pokemon on the team prefer Spikes chip over Stealth Rock chip, hence why Froslass is here. Froslass has Pain Split to force extra damage and awkward play around the expected Destiny Bond, but you can also just use Destiny Bond like a normal person or like Will-O-Wisp/Shadow Ball/Thunderbolt/etc.





OTR Slowbro-G is cheap and can sponge hits early game thanks to Regenerator, giving it a use case over other OTR sweepers like Farigiraf or Spiritomb. The rest of the team aims to weaken walls and keep them low so you don't have to spend as many turns setting up with Glowbro. Feel free to use a less greedy Heracross set.





Probably the least consistent of the hyper offense trifecta here, but still pretty fun. Mesprit and Sceptile benefit from the departures of Uxie and Arcanine, respectively, and can pull wins out of their ass sometimes. Scrafty might be shit, so idk replace him if you want, but otherwise there's no resist to Shadow Ball. Mesprit can run like Shadow Ball/Tbolt for Braviary-H instead of GKnot if you care about that.





Choice Specs Magneton hits hard and really likes Lanturn reverting to its digimon status. It (alongside the mind gaming Glowbro set) also helps punish Fairies for Bulk Up Scrafty. Cramorant is EVd to tank Rotom-H's uninvested Volt Switch from full, needed a way to force damage on that guy for Magneton/Florges without needing to go Scrafty every time.





This team might be cheeks, but I figured to include it anyway. Sneasel is good and people should use it more.





This version of the above team is probably better, feels reminiscent of SCL 2025 meta (specifically the kind of stuff Drud was bringing). Hoopa is kind of annoying for this, but I wanted to post it because none of my other teams have cheating ass AV Glowbro. You could probably put like Foul Play on Glowbro since you live even Choice Specs Shadow Ball from full, or Hex on Rotom if you're crazy..





Choice Specs Wo-Chien. Use at your own peril, it has a fucking Hitmonlee.





Sun. Maybe Mesprit is better here since it compresses Regirock + Hattrem roles, but I'm not very smart and didn't consider that until running into Mesprit sun on ladder. Sun.





Status spam with NP +
hex 9tales and Choice Scarf Typhlosion-H, who is lowkey another winner of the shifts + Snorlax and Lanturn being way easier to pressure. Vileplume kinda sucks, so like feel free to make it a Venusaur. No pivots is a little scary with this kind of team, admittedly, so you could probably change Scrafty for Passimian or something.





Alternate version of the above team with less status, a different NP 9tales set, Flame Orb Heracross for more immediate damage, and Wo-Chien to be a troll. Power Whip on Wo-Chien helps you beat Florges, who's kind of annoying for this team. No pivots is a little scary with this kind of team, admittedly, so you could probably change Scrafty for Passimian or something.





Choice Specs Glowbro is funny and not terrible, but this team is probably not the best way to use it. Definitely weak to Scrafty, though I didn't run into very many with this team. You probably just tank the Knock Off with Heracross early-game, force Tera at some point, and use Slowbro/Sandaconda to revenge it. You could also use Ruination on Wo-Chien to sort of help, but IDGAF because I just wanted to use Choice Specs Glowbro.





Old team that still kind of holds up. NP Glowbro has better immediate damage than CM Glowbro, and Encore Zoroark helps create setup turns for it. Yep.