I see you have a physical attacker
not anymore
Counter Yawn Snorlax
Maccy D's (Snorlax) @ Aguav Berry
Ability: Gluttony
Tera Type: Poison
EVs: 252 HP / 12 Atk / 184 Def / 60 SpD
Careful Nature
- Counter
- Yawn
- Recycle
- Crunch
I'm so angry, I just made like 10 calcs and the tab just closed on me. So I had to re-calc them
But here's the idea
Snorlax has a busted HP, and great sp.def, but bad physical defence. So just bring the physical attacker, right?
uh,
no.
Because of 160 hp, counter can claim kills when taking less than 50%
If Snorlax can't take something, it can yawn it and get a free switch or a sleep.
Crunch for da ghosty bois
Aguav + recycle + gluttony solves the longevity problem that Snorlax faces
Tera poison is for both a fighting resist, but also resists Power Whip from

and Play Rough from

, two ghosts Snorlax struggles to hit.
Rare footage of Bakon being a nerd and covering your page with defensive calcs:

252+ Atk Mimikyu Play Rough vs. 252 HP / 184 Def Snorlax: 141-166 (26.9 - 31.6%) -- guaranteed 4HKO

note that this is 252 atk Bram, most are defense invested
252 Atk Brambleghast Power Whip vs. 252 HP / 184 Def Snorlax: 201-237 (38.3 - 45.2%) -- guaranteed 3HKO

252 Atk Basculegion Wave Crash vs. 252 HP / 184 Def Snorlax: 196-232 (37.4 - 44.2%) -- guaranteed 3HKO

252 Atk Krookodile Earthquake vs. 252 HP / 184 Def Snorlax: 169-199 (32.2 - 37.9%) -- 95.9% chance to 3HKO
252 Atk Krookodile Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 252 HP / 184 Def Snorlax: 163-193 (31.1 - 36.8%) -- 73.6% chance to 3HKO (don't get knocked off unless you don't want to recover)

252+ Atk Bisharp Iron Head vs. 252 HP / 184 Def Snorlax: 156-184 (29.7 - 35.1%) -- 17.5% chance to 3HKO

what about special attacks??
252 SpA Noivern Draco Meteor vs. 252 HP / 60+ SpD Snorlax: 138-163 (26.3 - 31.1%) -- guaranteed 4HKO

unfortunately, a tera or a switch is kinda forced into fighting attacks
16+ Atk Slither Wing Close Combat vs. 252 HP / 184 Def Snorlax: 416-492 (79.3 - 93.8%) -- 43.8% chance to OHKO after Stealth Rock (this is a BULKY slither wing, note that)
And that's the Lax! I hope y'all enjoy this chonki boi

i am hunger