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Tell me your shitty superpower and I will try to find a way to use it for evil
- Thread starter Gekokeso
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Attach some sort of device into the jellyfish that contains useful information such as vault locations or secret plans, then check on your jellyfish friend to access said plans.
Similar to the power above, use the animals to retain important information that police will be unable to pin you for. Tell some mischievous animals like pigeons or racoons that a certain person is talking shit about them and have them attack that person. Have spies anywhere you wants and then go look to them under the guise of a nature observer.
Go evil Queen from snow White and poison them apples, use the ability of making the apple always taste good to poison people without them ever realising what hit em.
No limits to movement speed, species or distance? First of, the leaf can be from any tree, which means it can be something as innocent as the leaf of a bush, something as big as a palm tree leaf or even something as innocent as lettuce. Big leaves like palm tree leaves can push people from high altitudes or be coiled around people's necks to choke them to death. Poisonous leaves like poison ivy or stronger are able to produce severe allergic reactions, especially when the leave is made to enter respiratory canals. Even small bush leaves can be used to clog respiratory canals, produce internal bleeding or even make their way into the blood stream to make people bleed out or get strokes. The possibilities with bending of anything are simply endless, which makes this my favourite superpower to theorycraft.
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Alternatively move it fast enough to break the speed of sound and slice the body up :D
Good point, although the alternative options prolong the suffering of the victims
I-don’t-even-know-at-this-point Man: you have the ability to create beige tinted glass. It must be in the shape of a perfect sphere with a radius of 1cm. There’s no limit to how many you can create, but as soon as any of them lose contact with your skin, it disappears (the sphere, not your skin).
Insect Man: Can control insects... but only insects that do not have the capability to hurt anyone (no bees either)
Use the glasses like a magnifying glass and start fires.
Someone mentioned using the glass to magnify light to the point of creating small fires but this Magnification can be used for many other things such as lasers which is pretty powerful. Otherwise you can just create some to put in your fingers and choke people by placing your glass spheres on their respiratory canals.
What do you define as hurting anyone, because any insect when used in the right way can seriously hurt anybody in any way. Do you define it as insects that can directly hurt a person like wasps or do you refer to more indirect stuff like malaria from mosquitoes? Can you give an example of an insect that doesn't hurt anyone? I need a more specific answer
Insects that can directly hurt a person (wasps, etc.)
Since honeybees can swarm hornets and kill them with the power of their body heat, I'm pretty sure you could just tell enough of whatever insects you want (no matter how generally harmless) to swarm your enemies and cook them alive or suffocate them.
Exactly this, this is why any kind of control of insects is bound to still be useful to kill anybody, however even if the heat wasn't enough to kill somebody it should pretty much traumatize people to have swarms of insects be all over you. Other uses for insects include:
- Devastation of crops by having insects eat all the plants available. This can lead to worldwide hunger crises that should effectively cause a large number of wars.
- Mass infection spread as you can command insects to get covered in pathogens such as e-coli and then have them suicide by forcefully entering the stomachs of people and therefore spread the disease.
- Using large amounts of biting insects to dig out holes to places like vaults or even create escape routes underground.
- Use light emitting insects like fireflies in swarms to disrupt stuff like moving cars and airplanes in order for them to crash
- Use loud insects to deteriorate the mental state of people trying to sleep or simply have large amounts of insects crawl over them for Similar results.
Knockout: you can make yourself go unconscious for up to five hours at a time. There’s a cool down period of two hours.
Eternal 5-yo: eating play-dough will never kill you.
Hyper-proficient doctor: you can instantly cure any disease.
Great offender: anything you say will offend anyone who hears it.
Eternal 5-yo: eating play-dough will never kill you.
Hyper-proficient doctor: you can instantly cure any disease.
Great offender: anything you say will offend anyone who hears it.
Fuck you gotta hit me with 4 at once huh
Knockout: Remember the plan of the suicidal terrorist attack with the aging man? Yeah that but instead of dying you go unconscious and then probably due. Even better is that if you somehow survive you might not even get blamed for the event as it might mark itself as of weird circumstances.
Eternal 5-yo: Since your death is impossible to be traced to play-doh eating, you can consume play dough as substance, no matter how small it is. This means you get infinite stacks of food for anything illegal activities you want. Additionally, you can lock yourself with anybody and have them starve to death while you survive on play-doh and they don't.
Hyper-proficient doctor: You get easy followers that do your biding by saving their lover ones with incurable diseases, so much that you can probably make a religion that follows all your commands. Otherwise you can held people hostages by deliberately giving diseases to people and making them pay ransoms to get cured.
Great offender: Get into a powerful position as a mute politician, offend powerful people from other powerful positions, proceed to create infighting on political parties that results in wars. Can alternatively also just make it seem that you are a certain person, offend a powerful for like a drug cartel lord and get that person killed.
Self natural gas emissions: farts are way more common, and they produce more sound by 1.5 times, but they don't emit any smell