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the bomb has been planted

LN's stuck in a window, and I haven't built or transported any bombs

Prosecution Exhibit A:
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you have 40 minutes to defuse it, because i'm so kind as to give you 60x the time normal people get
Exhibit B:
bomb got planted again.

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you've got 40 minutes to defuse it. it takes 10 minutes to defuse. however, you can buy a Defuse Kit by liking the post, which makes it defuse in just 5 minutes. can you do better than last time?
Exhibit C:
i was feeling a bit bored of bombing Smogoff so i decided to plant the spike instead.

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unfortunately, since this is some substandard technology, it'll be 40 hours before the bomb explodes. no defuse kits are available, but you can cut the time in half by liking this post.

Tbolt now's your chance
Exhibit D:
Aether

The next bomb has been planted.

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I've fixed the technology, you've got 40 minutes to defuse it. Time's ticking.
Exhibit E:
surprise! the martini was a bomb.

pretty weak bomb, though. sorry. I’ll do better next time.

phoopes was blown to shreds.
Exhibit F:
ok, I'm back home.


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i planted another bomb, it's real this time. tag me if you want to defuse it, or if you want to let smogoff explode that's fine by me as well.
Exhibit G:
It’s time for another bomb.

This one does not have a fuse timer. Figure out how to defuse it, and victory is yours.

Admitting to the crime seven different times isn't really helping your case here...
 
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Admitting to the crime seven different times isn't really helping your case here...
i fail to see how "planting a bomb" counts as transporting it, planting quite literally means placing it down where it is and typing numbers into it. clearly you are unknowledgeable about how bombs work and thus i am innocent
 
LN was tagged so I must do the needful

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Man what the fuck am i catching strays in this thread for fuck you phoopes
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i fail to see how "planting a bomb" counts as transporting it, planting quite literally means placing it down where it is and typing numbers into it. clearly you are unknowledgeable about how bombs work and thus i am innocent
Transporting = placing it down, in my mind. It has to get there somehow, no?

Regardless, if you are saying that someone else is transporting the bombs for you, you are still guilty by activating them. I'm sure the aforementioned agencies will give you a reduced sentence for divulging information on your co-conspirator.
 
I never admitted to anything except planting it, which simply means burying it underground and hoping it creates another plant to keep the environment alive. Can’t believe you’re suing an environmentalist, and shame on all of you folks for trying to destroy the environment .
 
I never admitted to anything except planting it, which simply means burying it underground and hoping it creates another plant to keep the environment alive. Can’t believe you’re suing an environmentalist, and shame on all of you folks for trying to destroy the environment .
painting yourself as an environmentalist after destroying my vegetable garden... smh
 
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