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Category 3 - Make ‘Em Laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O-ra3RZeHk

 

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24th Place
Submitted by RODAN
Score: 4.0

The Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang

Is this the theme song of the Pen 15 club? I think I knew people in high school who liked this song unironically.

 

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23rd Place
Submitted by Earlio
Score: 4.2

Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport by Rolf Harris

What’s the name of that instrument doing the whip-whop sound? Never mind, non sequitur.

I find the final verse funny, but everything before that went over my head. Maybe I’m too American to understand the buildup before the punchline.

 

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22nd Place
Submitted by Fort Colorcastle
Score: 4.5

She’s A Beach (Freestyle) by Ryan Higa and Victor Kim

A clumsy yet slightly endearing try.

 

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21st Place
Submitted by LightWolf
Score: 4.6

The Baby Is You by Toby Fox

 

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20th Place
Submitted by nikeas
Score: 4.7

Sex Offender Shuffle by Scott Gairdner

70% cringe, 30% awkward chuckles.

 

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19th Place
Submitted by Lord Gaius
Score: 5.5
Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) by The Offspring

The funny part is this might be somebody’s true story. Not my favorite Offspring song, but I like it. I like it unironically, though, which kind of lessens the humor for me. The vid cuts out about a second too soon.

 

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18th Place
Submitted by Sam-testings
Score: 5.8

Lower Your Expectations/If You Want Love by Bo Burnham

Kinda funny, but the piano isn’t doing it for me.

 

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17th Place
Submitted by Yeti
Score: 6.0

IG-88 by MC Chris

Rhymes are pretty tight on this. Making robot voices is probably the best use of autotune imo.

 

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16th Place
Submitted by Da Letter El
Score: 6.2

My Humps by Alanis Morissette

The juxtaposition of classy vs. crass makes for a good chuckle here.

 

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15th Place
Submitted by Whydon
Score: 6.4

After Ever After by Jon Cozart

I just got a drunk text from my childhood. Idk what to think.

 

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14th Place
Submitted by Ullar
Score: 6.5

Bustin by Neil Cicierega

This makes me wonder if Neil Cicierega watches the dream sequence from Ghostbusters on repeat. You know the one. And of course, being a Neil Cicierega song, the editing is tight as fuck.

 

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13th Place
Submitted by Lebossle
Score: 6.7

White & Nerdy by “Weird Al” Yankovic

I am not this far gone. Thank the Lord, I am not this far gone.

 

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12th Place
Submitted by zorbees
Score: 6.8

Vanilla Ice Cream by Stephen Lynch

Tbh, I was expecting Stephen to show up in this category. Not this particular one, but this is a pleasant surprise. The piano adds a nice touch.

 

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11th Place
Submitted by Martin
Score: 7.0

Smells Like Nirvana by “Weird Al” Yankovic

Did you know? “A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido” is a perfect example of an antonym analogy. mulatto : albino :: mosquito : libido

This fact did nothing to help me get through high school.

 

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10th Place
Submitted by Walrein
Score: 7.4

Kickapoo by Tenacious D

Rock on, young J.B., rock on.

 

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9th Place
Submitted by acidphoenix
Score: 7.7

The Dirtiest Song That Ain’t by Aurelio Voltaire

This reminds me of a joke I heard at the renfaire, where a bunch of foul-mouthed pirates quickly and awkwardly changed the lyrics of their song in mid-refrain once they realized there were kids in the audience. But renfaire pirates aren’t nearly as cool and classy as Aurelio Voltaire.

 

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8th Place
Submitted by Cancerous
Score: 7.8

Everyday Normal Guy by Jon Lajoie

I don’t think the crab even knows he hit me where it hurts, kek. About 80% of this song is my life. My ego aside, it’s a funny song with a mellow pace.

 

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Drinking game: take a shot every time I am one place away from hitting the next set of five

 

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7th Place
Submitted by BLOODYRAIN10001
Score: 7.9

6969 by Ninja Sex Party

My only regret is that scoring this 6.9 wouldn’t do it justice.

 

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6th Place
Submitted by mendelde
Score: 8.0

Albuquerque by “Weird Al” Yankovic

Ever wonder what it’d be like if that one uncle you have who drinks a lot even though the labels on his prescriptions say he shouldn’t drink at all sat you down and told you a story? Believe it or not, this is yet another piece of audio comfort food.

 

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5th Place
Submitted by Myzozoa
Score: 8.2

Motherlover by The Lonely Island ft. Justin Timberlake

Some friendships go a little TOO deep. I tried and failed to stifle my laughter.

 

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4th Place
Submitted by Steven Snype
Score: 8.3

The Birthday Song by Jon Lajoie

At some point in your life, you gotta give in and stop denying the fact that your parents fucked. And then comes the hard part: admitting your grandparents fucked.

 

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3rd Place
Submitted by shubaka17
Score: 8.5

Enormous Penis by Da Vinci’s Notebook

This song takes the juxtaposition of classy vs. crass and… well… supersizes it. Sorry not sorry.

 

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2nd Place
Submitted by Texas Cloverleaf
Score: 8.7

Someone Like Me by Ylvis

Another kind of juxtaposition, one that works quite well for humor. And these dubs are pretty damn sick. True love is when the beat drops.