The confessional

[antemortem]

Tell Smogoff about your sins, child

 

[MegaBanette69]

I spend time on a pokemon website instead of doing schoolwork

 

[antemortem]

I spend time on a pokemon website instead of doing schoolwork

10 hail marys for your trespasses, also you must tell at least one close friend that you’re failing biology

 

[cookie]

i haven't been paying attention to the literature

 

[MegaBanette69]

10 hail marys for your trespasses, also you must tell at least one close friend that you’re failing biology

O god how'd you know I'm taking Biology

EDIT: Forgive me Father for I have sinned

 

[A Golden Waddle Dee]

I actually liked the infamous cartoon Breadwinners when I was a kid, and I still kinda do.

 

[sun_dew]

I eat cereal dry.


...Also, I have several charges of 3rd degree murder against me, but I feel the first point is more important.

 

[emma]

I am about to commit an massive amount of academic dishonesty on my Calc 2 final in three hours :D

 

[Ununhexium]

I’ve worked at this grocery store for years and I often get chicken tenders for lunch and the dipping sauces are like $0.50 and I’m like fuck no that’s gonna add up over time so yeah I’ve stolen probably upwards of $100 in dipping sauces from my place of work

 

[Martin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1313879400119775233

 

[antemortem]

O god how'd you know I'm taking Biology

EDIT: Forgive me Father for I have sinned

every 15 year old “is taking biology”

I eat cereal dry.


...Also, I have several charges of 3rd degree murder against me, but I feel the first point is more important.

happy to see someone who REALLY knows how to prioritize

I’ve worked at this grocery store for years and I often get chicken tenders for lunch and the dipping sauces are like $0.50 and I’m like fuck no that’s gonna add up over time so yeah I’ve stolen probably upwards of $100 in dipping sauces from my place of work

death by 10,000 ranch cups

 

[Plague von Karma]

I've made at least 20 people playing the Gen 1 UU spotlight ladder quit by spamming AgiliWrap Dragonite and I think my morals deserve to be questioned because of that

 

[Theorymon]

I actually have yet to beat the impossible pack on New Super Mario Bros 2, it's the only official mainline Mario content I haven't conquered yet, and this is coming from someone who beats Lost Levels like 8 times a year. I will someday though...

 

[mf]

thats fucked up. i know this is the confession thread but keep it light. jesus

 

[Celticpride]

I always say “GLHF” and “GG” on the ladder but I never mean it.

 

[antemortem]

I always say “GLHF” and “GG” on the ladder but I never mean it.

ok boomer

 

[Kalalokki]

I wish I could truly express my dislike for most of our social media audience, especially those on Facebook

 

[Kiwi]

I eat all the chocolate in the fridge and then blame it on whoever asks where all the chocolate went... Its a lot of chocolate

 

[THIS MACHINE]

i jerk off to vaporeon on a regular basis

 

[AM]

I eat cereal dry.


...Also, I have several charges of 3rd degree murder against me, but I feel the first point is more important.

At first I was like then I was like .

 

[bb skarm]

i jerk off to vaporeon on a regular basis

nah you lost me there boss

 

[Oglemi]

nah you lost me there boss

Better than the person that was talking about wanting to fuck a Goodra a while back I guess?

 

[Celticpride]

i jerk off to vaporeon on a regular basis

OK real question, is this a furry thing or no? On the one hand vaporeon by virtue of living in the water probably has some sort of the otter-like fur, if it doesn’t have some dolphin-type skin instead (dolphin skin is more likely imo). But, if clearly has dog/cat features. So does having fur make something furry-bait, or is it the feline, dog, wolf or god knows what else features?

 

[THIS MACHINE]

OK real question, is this a furry thing or no? On the one hand vaporeon by virtue of living in the water probably has some sort of the otter-like fur, if it doesn’t have some dolphin-type skin instead (dolphin skin is more likely imo). But, if clearly has dog/cat features. So does having fur make something furry-bait, or is it the feline, dog, wolf or god knows what else features?

idk but it makes me horny

 

[Adeleine]

i pronounce glastrier "cla-tree-ayy"