I've got a stallish team build recently. Its nothing too spectacular but it's winning me a fair share of games. So I was at the ladder today as usual, and got paired with a fellow named Big Bang Fart. I've had some bad luck the games before, as did he. It seemed all of this was channeled into this game.
First, the teams, in order of appearance.
Big Bang Fart's Team:
Kilvas's (Lou Cypher) Team:
I put all BBF's actions in RED
Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause
Big Bang Fart sent out Deoxys-e (lvl 100 Deoxys-e).
Kilvas sent out Tentacruel (lvl 100 Tentacruel ?).
Deoxys-e is exerting its pressure!
Kilvas switched in Hippowdon (lvl 100 Hippowdon ?).
Hippowdon's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
A sandstorm brewed!
Deoxys-e used Taunt.
Hippowdon fell for the taunt!
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Given the fact that I myself run Deoxys-E, and I know starters tend to run Taunt, I didn’t like the odds of letting Tentacruel fall under the taunt. So I switched to Hippowdon, intent to at least quake it, seeing as how my other members wouldn’t like Taunt too much either.
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Deoxys-e used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Hippowdon lost 53% of its health.
Hippowdon was frozen solid!
Hippowdon is frozen solid!
The sandstorm rages.
Deoxys-e is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Deoxys-e lost 6% of its health.
Hippowdon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Hippowdon restored 6% of its health.
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Interesting to note is that his Deoxys does not carry Leftovers. Anyway, this is where the hax starts rolling. Really, my Hippo is a bad luck magnet lately.
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Kilvas switched in Deoxys-e (lvl 100 Deoxys-e).
Deoxys-e is exerting its pressure!
Deoxys-e used Rain Dance.
The sandstorm stopped.
Rain began to fall!
The rain continues to fall.
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A Rain Dancer Deoxys? Well that’s one way to use him I suppose. My Deoxys is a bit different, as will be shown in the next turn.
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Deoxys-e used Taunt.
Deoxys-e fell for the taunt!
Deoxys-e used Taunt.
Deoxys-e can't use Taunt after the taunt!
The rain continues to fall.
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Just so you know, that is MY Deoxys doing the outspeeding here. I guess those few extra Speed EV’s paid off, they’ve been doing so all the time lately.
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Big Bang Fart switched in Azumarill (lvl 100 Azumarill ?).
Deoxys-e used Spikes.
Spikes were scattered everywhere!
The rain continues to fall.
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I know Azumarill is strong. However, I made a pretty big error right after this…
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Deoxys-e used Spikes.
Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
Azumarill used Waterfall.
Deoxys-e lost 100% of its health.
Kilvas's Deoxys-e fainted.
The rain continues to fall.
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I thought I could go for just one more round of Spikes, forgetting to factor in Rain Dance. D’oh. I also figured he’d go for Aqua Jet, but yeah, should’ve known better.
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Kilvas switched in Tentacruel (lvl 100 Tentacruel ?).
Tentacruel used Toxic Spikes.
Spikes were scattered everywhere!
Toxic Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
Azumarill used Waterfall.
It's not very effective...
A critical hit!
Tentacruel lost 100% of its health.
Kilvas's Tentacruel fainted.
The rain continues to fall.
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And here we see the hax continue. While Azumarill would’ve 2-shotted Tentacruel, getting a Knock Off in between and another layer of Toxic Spikes would’ve helped immensely.
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Kilvas switched in Celebi (lvl 100 Celebi).
Big Bang Fart switched in Toxicroak (lvl 100 Toxicroak ?).
Toxicroak was hurt by Spikes!
Toxicroak lost 19% of its health.
Toxicroak absorbed the Toxic Spikes!
Celebi used Leech Seed.
Toxicroak was seeded!
The rain continues to fall.
Toxicroak soaked up rain!
Toxicroak restored 12% of its health.
Toxicroak's health was sapped by leech seed!
Toxicroak lost 12% of its health.
Celebi regained health!
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Lots happening here. Okay, so my Toxic Spikes were pretty useless. Still, I know now what this Toxicroak is gonna do, so I seeded it for a start. I figure he’s going to Swords Dance. At this point I kind of curse myself for not carrying Psychic.
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Toxicroak used Swords Dance.
Toxicroak's attack was sharply raised.
Celebi used Substitute.
Celebi lost 25% of its health.
Celebi made a substitute!
The rain continues to fall.
Toxicroak soaked up rain!
Toxicroak's health was sapped by leech seed!
Celebi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Celebi restored 6% of its health.
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Just so you know that Celebi carries Lefties. Anyway, I figured I’d set up a sub, scouting him out. I guessed he’d go for Sucker Punch or something like that. This…is not so favorable.
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Toxicroak used Stone Edge.
Toxicroak's attack missed!
Celebi used Baton Pass.
Kilvas switched in Hippowdon (lvl 100 Hippowdon ?).
Hippowdon's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
The rain stopped.
A sandstorm brewed!
Toxicroak's health was sapped by leech seed!
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Lotsa Lefties/Leech/SS damage omitted here. Anyway, I figure Hippo can take some blows, whilst waiting to thaw. I do get a bit lucky with Stone Edge missing, so the Hax is coming my way now, I hope.
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Toxicroak used Cross Chop.
The substitute took damage for Hippowdon!
Hippowdon's substitute faded!
Hippowdon is frozen solid!
The sandstorm rages.
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Ofcourse, what was I thinking. No thawing for me, no sir.
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Toxicroak used Cross Chop.
Hippowdon lost 63% of its health.
Toxicroak lost 10% of its health.
Hippowdon is frozen solid!
The sandstorm rages.
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THAW YOU STUPID BEAST. Also, revelation of Life Orb
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Toxicroak used Cross Chop.
Toxicroak's attack missed!
Hippowdon is frozen solid!
The sandstorm rages.
Toxicroak is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Toxicroak's health was sapped by leech seed!
Big Bang Fart's Toxicroak fainted.
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Funny. Hippowdon killed Toxicroak by being frozen. That Chop miss saved him for now, which is favorable to me later in the game.
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Big Bang Fart switched in Deoxys-e (lvl 100 Deoxys-e).
Deoxys-e is exerting its pressure!
Deoxys-e was hurt by Spikes!
Kilvas switched in Magnezone (lvl 100 Magnezone).
Deoxys-e used Rain Dance.
The sandstorm stopped.
Rain began to fall!
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Sent in Magnezone to mess with his Deoxys, figuring he can’t touch it.
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Deoxys-e used Taunt.
Magnezone fell for the taunt!
Magnezone used Thunderbolt.
A critical hit!
Deoxys-e lost 69% of its health.
Big Bang Fart's Deoxys-e fainted.
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And I’m absolutely right. A Crit Hit kills his Deoxys, so at this point, both BBF and I get to joke to each other about the hax.
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Big Bang Fart switched in Magnezone (lvl 100 Magnezone).
Magnezone was hurt by Spikes!
Magnezone used Thunderbolt.
It's not very effective...
Magnezone lost 28% of its health.
Magnezone used Thunder.
It's not very effective...
Magnezone lost 43% of its health.
The rain continues to fall.
Magnezone's leftovers restored its health a little!
Magnezone restored 6% of its health.
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That’s my Magnezone doing TBolt, his doing Thunder, mine having Lefties. Thanks to Lefties support and the Spikes, I can beat this Magnezone.
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Magnezone used Thunderbolt.
It's not very effective...
Magnezone lost 27% of its health.
Magnezone used Thunder.
It's not very effective...
Magnezone lost 43% of its health.
Magnezone is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
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But I should’ve known better. Sure, Thunder has a high paralysis ratio, but its less as 50% still. Oh well, Maggy’s gonna die, but his Maggy will die too.
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Magnezone used Thunder.
It's not very effective...
Magnezone lost 27% of its health.
Kilvas's Magnezone fainted.
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So my Magnezone bites the dust. Nothing special.
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Kilvas switched in Hippowdon (lvl 100 Hippowdon ?).
Hippowdon's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
The rain stopped.
A sandstorm brewed!
Magnezone used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Hippowdon lost 50% of its health.
Kilvas's Hippowdon fainted.
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I don’t care for losing Hippo here. The sand is up, and as far as I’ve seen, all he has to deal rain dance so far is Deoxys, who has bitten the dust.
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Kilvas switched in Garchomp (lvl 100 Garchomp ?).
Garchomp used Substitute.
Garchomp lost 25% of its health.
Garchomp made a substitute!
Magnezone used Flash Cannon.
The substitute took damage for Garchomp!
Garchomp's substitute faded!
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Flash Cannon? Hm. Anyway, I go for Subbing, hoping to outhax him, getting a SD in the process, or rather, be behind a sub for when Azumarill shows up.
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Garchomp used Substitute.
Garchomp lost 25% of its health.
Garchomp made a substitute!
Magnezone used Flash Cannon.
The substitute took damage for Garchomp!
Garchomp's substitute faded!
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Moving on…
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Garchomp used Substitute.
Garchomp lost 25% of its health.
Garchomp made a substitute!
Magnezone used Flash Cannon.
The substitute took damage for Garchomp!
Garchomp's substitute faded!
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Moving further on…
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Garchomp used Substitute.
Garchomp lost 25% of its health.
Garchomp made a substitute!
Magnezone used Flash Cannon.
The substitute took damage for Garchomp!
Garchomp's substitute faded!
Garchomp's Salac Berry raised its speed!
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1 HP left, and he got all hits. I got my Salac boost though, but still, I’m exposed now.
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Garchomp used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Magnezone lost 27% of its health.
Big Bang Fart's Magnezone fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
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Magnezone is down and out. Good. Now for the Azumarill.
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Big Bang Fart switched in Azumarill (lvl 100 Azumarill ?).
Azumarill was hurt by Spikes!
Azumarill used Aqua Jet.
Azumarill's attack missed!
Garchomp used Earthquake.
Azumarill lost 52% of its health.
Azumarill is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Azumarill lost 6% of its health.
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Well, about time too you silly Sand Dragon.
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Azumarill used Aqua Jet.
Azumarill's attack missed!
Garchomp used Earthquake.
Azumarill lost 23% of its health.
Big Bang Fart's Azumarill fainted.
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Ever heard of overkill hax? This is probably the epitome of it. I had already resigned myself to a loss here, but Arceus smiles upon me again, and Azumarill crashes by taking a CH’d Earthquake. Insult to injury.
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Kilvas: ....
Big Bang Fart: no this is not possible
Kilvas: Seriously
Kilvas: This is THE Nr. 1 haxiest battle ever
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That short excerpt of a convo I didn’t emit, for it perfectly shows the spirit of this game.
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Big Bang Fart switched in Bronzong (lvl 100 Bronzong).
Bronzong makes ground moves miss with Levitate!
Garchomp used Earthquake.
Garchomp's attack missed!
Bronzong used Hypnosis.
Garchomp fell asleep!
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A Bronzong. Damn, not good. I Quake, hoping for a rare Heatproof Bronzong, but no such luck. He nails the hypnosis through the sand to boot.
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Garchomp is fast asleep!
Bronzong used Rain Dance.
The sandstorm stopped.
Rain began to fall!
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Oh man…you got to be kidding me. He has another rain sweeper?
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Big Bang Fart switched in Kingdra (lvl 100 Kingdra ?).
Kingdra was hurt by Spikes!
Garchomp is fast asleep!
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I love Kingdra. Really do. But at this point, I know I’m fucked. That thing is just gonna Ice Beam my Celebi to smithereens.
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Garchomp is fast asleep!
Kingdra used Surf.
Garchomp lost 1% of its health.
Kilvas's Garchomp fainted.
The rain continues to fall.
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Obv Garchomp sacrifice. I prepare to give BBF my GG’s for his victory, hax’d or not.
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Kilvas switched in Celebi (lvl 100 Celebi).
Kingdra used Draco Meteor.
Celebi lost 47% of its health.
Kingdra's special attack was harshly lowered.
Celebi used Leech Seed.
Kingdra was seeded!
Kingdra's health was sapped by leech seed!
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Wait, what’s this? His Kingdra does not carry Ice Beam? I might stand a chance after all. God bless those SPDEF EV’s.
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Big Bang Fart switched in Bronzong (lvl 100 Bronzong).
Celebi used Recover.
Celebi restored 41% of its health.
The rain continues to fall.
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Obvious recover to stall out Kingdra, greeted by Bronzong.
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Celebi used Substitute.
Celebi lost 25% of its health.
Celebi made a substitute!
Bronzong used Hypnosis.
But it failed!
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Ofcourse he’s gonna Hypnotize me. So naturally, I’m gonna sub. I feel hope suddenly.
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Big Bang Fart switched in Kingdra (lvl 100 Kingdra ?).
Kingdra was hurt by Spikes!
Celebi used Leech Seed.
Kingdra was seeded!
The rain continues to fall.
Kingdra's health was sapped by leech seed!
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I’m going to beat out Kingdra?
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Kingdra used Waterfall.
It's not very effective...
The substitute took damage for Celebi!
Celebi's substitute faded!
Celebi used Recover.
Celebi restored 4% of its health.
The rain stopped.
Kingdra's health was sapped by leech seed!
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The rain stopped, and he’s seeded. I think I’m winning now!
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Celebi used Substitute.
Celebi lost 25% of its health.
Celebi made a substitute!
Kingdra used Draco Meteor.
The substitute took damage for Celebi!
Celebi's substitute faded!
Kingdra's special attack was harshly lowered.
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Yes, just a little bit more…
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Celebi used Substitute.
Celebi lost 25% of its health.
Celebi made a substitute!
Kingdra used Waterfall.
It's not very effective...
The substitute took damage for Celebi!
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Kingdra has only 1% left. I’m winning…
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Celebi used Recover.
Celebi restored 20% of its health.
Kingdra used Waterfall.
It's not very effective...
The substitute took damage for Celebi!
Celebi's substitute faded!
Kingdra's health was sapped by leech seed!
Kingdra lost 1% of its health.
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Kingdra is down! At this point, both BBF and I know I won, given that Bronzong won’t KO Celebi. But something perfectly in the spirit of this game happens.
Big Bang Fart switched in Bronzong (lvl 100 Bronzong).
Celebi used Leech Seed.
Bronzong was seeded!
Bronzong used Explosion.
Celebi lost 98% of its health.
Big Bang Fart's Bronzong fainted.
Kilvas wins!
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Yes, ladies and gentleman, he blew up for a moral draw, but he failed to kill Celebi. The odds of the kill were 75% in his favor. And he fails it.
Pros and Slops:
+ Fun with Hax
+ Hippo for killing Croak while doing nothing
+ Chomp for 1337 dodging skills
+ BBF for laughing about the hax as much as I did
- Never again please.
First, the teams, in order of appearance.
Big Bang Fart's Team:
Kilvas's (Lou Cypher) Team:
I put all BBF's actions in RED
Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause
Big Bang Fart sent out Deoxys-e (lvl 100 Deoxys-e).
Kilvas sent out Tentacruel (lvl 100 Tentacruel ?).
Deoxys-e is exerting its pressure!
Kilvas switched in Hippowdon (lvl 100 Hippowdon ?).
Hippowdon's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
A sandstorm brewed!
Deoxys-e used Taunt.
Hippowdon fell for the taunt!
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Given the fact that I myself run Deoxys-E, and I know starters tend to run Taunt, I didn’t like the odds of letting Tentacruel fall under the taunt. So I switched to Hippowdon, intent to at least quake it, seeing as how my other members wouldn’t like Taunt too much either.
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Deoxys-e used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Hippowdon lost 53% of its health.
Hippowdon was frozen solid!
Hippowdon is frozen solid!
The sandstorm rages.
Deoxys-e is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Deoxys-e lost 6% of its health.
Hippowdon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Hippowdon restored 6% of its health.
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Interesting to note is that his Deoxys does not carry Leftovers. Anyway, this is where the hax starts rolling. Really, my Hippo is a bad luck magnet lately.
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Kilvas switched in Deoxys-e (lvl 100 Deoxys-e).
Deoxys-e is exerting its pressure!
Deoxys-e used Rain Dance.
The sandstorm stopped.
Rain began to fall!
The rain continues to fall.
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A Rain Dancer Deoxys? Well that’s one way to use him I suppose. My Deoxys is a bit different, as will be shown in the next turn.
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Deoxys-e used Taunt.
Deoxys-e fell for the taunt!
Deoxys-e used Taunt.
Deoxys-e can't use Taunt after the taunt!
The rain continues to fall.
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Just so you know, that is MY Deoxys doing the outspeeding here. I guess those few extra Speed EV’s paid off, they’ve been doing so all the time lately.
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Big Bang Fart switched in Azumarill (lvl 100 Azumarill ?).
Deoxys-e used Spikes.
Spikes were scattered everywhere!
The rain continues to fall.
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I know Azumarill is strong. However, I made a pretty big error right after this…
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Deoxys-e used Spikes.
Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
Azumarill used Waterfall.
Deoxys-e lost 100% of its health.
Kilvas's Deoxys-e fainted.
The rain continues to fall.
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I thought I could go for just one more round of Spikes, forgetting to factor in Rain Dance. D’oh. I also figured he’d go for Aqua Jet, but yeah, should’ve known better.
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Kilvas switched in Tentacruel (lvl 100 Tentacruel ?).
Tentacruel used Toxic Spikes.
Spikes were scattered everywhere!
Toxic Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
Azumarill used Waterfall.
It's not very effective...
A critical hit!
Tentacruel lost 100% of its health.
Kilvas's Tentacruel fainted.
The rain continues to fall.
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And here we see the hax continue. While Azumarill would’ve 2-shotted Tentacruel, getting a Knock Off in between and another layer of Toxic Spikes would’ve helped immensely.
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Kilvas switched in Celebi (lvl 100 Celebi).
Big Bang Fart switched in Toxicroak (lvl 100 Toxicroak ?).
Toxicroak was hurt by Spikes!
Toxicroak lost 19% of its health.
Toxicroak absorbed the Toxic Spikes!
Celebi used Leech Seed.
Toxicroak was seeded!
The rain continues to fall.
Toxicroak soaked up rain!
Toxicroak restored 12% of its health.
Toxicroak's health was sapped by leech seed!
Toxicroak lost 12% of its health.
Celebi regained health!
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Lots happening here. Okay, so my Toxic Spikes were pretty useless. Still, I know now what this Toxicroak is gonna do, so I seeded it for a start. I figure he’s going to Swords Dance. At this point I kind of curse myself for not carrying Psychic.
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Toxicroak used Swords Dance.
Toxicroak's attack was sharply raised.
Celebi used Substitute.
Celebi lost 25% of its health.
Celebi made a substitute!
The rain continues to fall.
Toxicroak soaked up rain!
Toxicroak's health was sapped by leech seed!
Celebi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Celebi restored 6% of its health.
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Just so you know that Celebi carries Lefties. Anyway, I figured I’d set up a sub, scouting him out. I guessed he’d go for Sucker Punch or something like that. This…is not so favorable.
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Toxicroak used Stone Edge.
Toxicroak's attack missed!
Celebi used Baton Pass.
Kilvas switched in Hippowdon (lvl 100 Hippowdon ?).
Hippowdon's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
The rain stopped.
A sandstorm brewed!
Toxicroak's health was sapped by leech seed!
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Lotsa Lefties/Leech/SS damage omitted here. Anyway, I figure Hippo can take some blows, whilst waiting to thaw. I do get a bit lucky with Stone Edge missing, so the Hax is coming my way now, I hope.
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Toxicroak used Cross Chop.
The substitute took damage for Hippowdon!
Hippowdon's substitute faded!
Hippowdon is frozen solid!
The sandstorm rages.
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Ofcourse, what was I thinking. No thawing for me, no sir.
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Toxicroak used Cross Chop.
Hippowdon lost 63% of its health.
Toxicroak lost 10% of its health.
Hippowdon is frozen solid!
The sandstorm rages.
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THAW YOU STUPID BEAST. Also, revelation of Life Orb
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Toxicroak used Cross Chop.
Toxicroak's attack missed!
Hippowdon is frozen solid!
The sandstorm rages.
Toxicroak is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Toxicroak's health was sapped by leech seed!
Big Bang Fart's Toxicroak fainted.
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Funny. Hippowdon killed Toxicroak by being frozen. That Chop miss saved him for now, which is favorable to me later in the game.
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Big Bang Fart switched in Deoxys-e (lvl 100 Deoxys-e).
Deoxys-e is exerting its pressure!
Deoxys-e was hurt by Spikes!
Kilvas switched in Magnezone (lvl 100 Magnezone).
Deoxys-e used Rain Dance.
The sandstorm stopped.
Rain began to fall!
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Sent in Magnezone to mess with his Deoxys, figuring he can’t touch it.
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Deoxys-e used Taunt.
Magnezone fell for the taunt!
Magnezone used Thunderbolt.
A critical hit!
Deoxys-e lost 69% of its health.
Big Bang Fart's Deoxys-e fainted.
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And I’m absolutely right. A Crit Hit kills his Deoxys, so at this point, both BBF and I get to joke to each other about the hax.
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Big Bang Fart switched in Magnezone (lvl 100 Magnezone).
Magnezone was hurt by Spikes!
Magnezone used Thunderbolt.
It's not very effective...
Magnezone lost 28% of its health.
Magnezone used Thunder.
It's not very effective...
Magnezone lost 43% of its health.
The rain continues to fall.
Magnezone's leftovers restored its health a little!
Magnezone restored 6% of its health.
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That’s my Magnezone doing TBolt, his doing Thunder, mine having Lefties. Thanks to Lefties support and the Spikes, I can beat this Magnezone.
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Magnezone used Thunderbolt.
It's not very effective...
Magnezone lost 27% of its health.
Magnezone used Thunder.
It's not very effective...
Magnezone lost 43% of its health.
Magnezone is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
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But I should’ve known better. Sure, Thunder has a high paralysis ratio, but its less as 50% still. Oh well, Maggy’s gonna die, but his Maggy will die too.
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Magnezone used Thunder.
It's not very effective...
Magnezone lost 27% of its health.
Kilvas's Magnezone fainted.
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So my Magnezone bites the dust. Nothing special.
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Kilvas switched in Hippowdon (lvl 100 Hippowdon ?).
Hippowdon's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
The rain stopped.
A sandstorm brewed!
Magnezone used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Hippowdon lost 50% of its health.
Kilvas's Hippowdon fainted.
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I don’t care for losing Hippo here. The sand is up, and as far as I’ve seen, all he has to deal rain dance so far is Deoxys, who has bitten the dust.
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Kilvas switched in Garchomp (lvl 100 Garchomp ?).
Garchomp used Substitute.
Garchomp lost 25% of its health.
Garchomp made a substitute!
Magnezone used Flash Cannon.
The substitute took damage for Garchomp!
Garchomp's substitute faded!
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Flash Cannon? Hm. Anyway, I go for Subbing, hoping to outhax him, getting a SD in the process, or rather, be behind a sub for when Azumarill shows up.
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Garchomp used Substitute.
Garchomp lost 25% of its health.
Garchomp made a substitute!
Magnezone used Flash Cannon.
The substitute took damage for Garchomp!
Garchomp's substitute faded!
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Moving on…
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Garchomp used Substitute.
Garchomp lost 25% of its health.
Garchomp made a substitute!
Magnezone used Flash Cannon.
The substitute took damage for Garchomp!
Garchomp's substitute faded!
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Moving further on…
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Garchomp used Substitute.
Garchomp lost 25% of its health.
Garchomp made a substitute!
Magnezone used Flash Cannon.
The substitute took damage for Garchomp!
Garchomp's substitute faded!
Garchomp's Salac Berry raised its speed!
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1 HP left, and he got all hits. I got my Salac boost though, but still, I’m exposed now.
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Garchomp used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Magnezone lost 27% of its health.
Big Bang Fart's Magnezone fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
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Magnezone is down and out. Good. Now for the Azumarill.
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Big Bang Fart switched in Azumarill (lvl 100 Azumarill ?).
Azumarill was hurt by Spikes!
Azumarill used Aqua Jet.
Azumarill's attack missed!
Garchomp used Earthquake.
Azumarill lost 52% of its health.
Azumarill is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Azumarill lost 6% of its health.
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Well, about time too you silly Sand Dragon.
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Azumarill used Aqua Jet.
Azumarill's attack missed!
Garchomp used Earthquake.
Azumarill lost 23% of its health.
Big Bang Fart's Azumarill fainted.
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Ever heard of overkill hax? This is probably the epitome of it. I had already resigned myself to a loss here, but Arceus smiles upon me again, and Azumarill crashes by taking a CH’d Earthquake. Insult to injury.
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Kilvas: ....
Big Bang Fart: no this is not possible
Kilvas: Seriously
Kilvas: This is THE Nr. 1 haxiest battle ever
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That short excerpt of a convo I didn’t emit, for it perfectly shows the spirit of this game.
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Big Bang Fart switched in Bronzong (lvl 100 Bronzong).
Bronzong makes ground moves miss with Levitate!
Garchomp used Earthquake.
Garchomp's attack missed!
Bronzong used Hypnosis.
Garchomp fell asleep!
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A Bronzong. Damn, not good. I Quake, hoping for a rare Heatproof Bronzong, but no such luck. He nails the hypnosis through the sand to boot.
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Garchomp is fast asleep!
Bronzong used Rain Dance.
The sandstorm stopped.
Rain began to fall!
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Oh man…you got to be kidding me. He has another rain sweeper?
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Big Bang Fart switched in Kingdra (lvl 100 Kingdra ?).
Kingdra was hurt by Spikes!
Garchomp is fast asleep!
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I love Kingdra. Really do. But at this point, I know I’m fucked. That thing is just gonna Ice Beam my Celebi to smithereens.
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Garchomp is fast asleep!
Kingdra used Surf.
Garchomp lost 1% of its health.
Kilvas's Garchomp fainted.
The rain continues to fall.
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Obv Garchomp sacrifice. I prepare to give BBF my GG’s for his victory, hax’d or not.
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Kilvas switched in Celebi (lvl 100 Celebi).
Kingdra used Draco Meteor.
Celebi lost 47% of its health.
Kingdra's special attack was harshly lowered.
Celebi used Leech Seed.
Kingdra was seeded!
Kingdra's health was sapped by leech seed!
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Wait, what’s this? His Kingdra does not carry Ice Beam? I might stand a chance after all. God bless those SPDEF EV’s.
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Big Bang Fart switched in Bronzong (lvl 100 Bronzong).
Celebi used Recover.
Celebi restored 41% of its health.
The rain continues to fall.
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Obvious recover to stall out Kingdra, greeted by Bronzong.
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Celebi used Substitute.
Celebi lost 25% of its health.
Celebi made a substitute!
Bronzong used Hypnosis.
But it failed!
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Ofcourse he’s gonna Hypnotize me. So naturally, I’m gonna sub. I feel hope suddenly.
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Big Bang Fart switched in Kingdra (lvl 100 Kingdra ?).
Kingdra was hurt by Spikes!
Celebi used Leech Seed.
Kingdra was seeded!
The rain continues to fall.
Kingdra's health was sapped by leech seed!
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I’m going to beat out Kingdra?
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Kingdra used Waterfall.
It's not very effective...
The substitute took damage for Celebi!
Celebi's substitute faded!
Celebi used Recover.
Celebi restored 4% of its health.
The rain stopped.
Kingdra's health was sapped by leech seed!
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The rain stopped, and he’s seeded. I think I’m winning now!
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Celebi used Substitute.
Celebi lost 25% of its health.
Celebi made a substitute!
Kingdra used Draco Meteor.
The substitute took damage for Celebi!
Celebi's substitute faded!
Kingdra's special attack was harshly lowered.
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Yes, just a little bit more…
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Celebi used Substitute.
Celebi lost 25% of its health.
Celebi made a substitute!
Kingdra used Waterfall.
It's not very effective...
The substitute took damage for Celebi!
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Kingdra has only 1% left. I’m winning…
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Celebi used Recover.
Celebi restored 20% of its health.
Kingdra used Waterfall.
It's not very effective...
The substitute took damage for Celebi!
Celebi's substitute faded!
Kingdra's health was sapped by leech seed!
Kingdra lost 1% of its health.
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Kingdra is down! At this point, both BBF and I know I won, given that Bronzong won’t KO Celebi. But something perfectly in the spirit of this game happens.
Big Bang Fart switched in Bronzong (lvl 100 Bronzong).
Celebi used Leech Seed.
Bronzong was seeded!
Bronzong used Explosion.
Celebi lost 98% of its health.
Big Bang Fart's Bronzong fainted.
Kilvas wins!
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Yes, ladies and gentleman, he blew up for a moral draw, but he failed to kill Celebi. The odds of the kill were 75% in his favor. And he fails it.
Pros and Slops:
+ Fun with Hax
+ Hippo for killing Croak while doing nothing
+ Chomp for 1337 dodging skills
+ BBF for laughing about the hax as much as I did
- Never again please.
