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The right to bear arms
- Thread starter BP
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I lost the election and my April fools day thread flopped. I've resorted to smoking peyote and asking native American spirits what to post.What the hell kind of pun is this? What the HELL kind of pun is this??
hope this helps!
back in the day, whenever my neighbor let his dog go to the bathroom (translation: use the loo) in my yard I would wait until nightfall then open my neighbors trash bins (rubbish bins) and throw his garbage (rubbish) all over. then I would scratch claw marks into the trash bins and leave little bits of bear fur that I bought on the internet all over his driveway. he kept thinking it was a bear doing it and bought a bunch of bear proof trash bins. some of the bear proof trash bins were pretty tricky and nearly outsmarted me, but I would always prevail in the end.
then he got a ring camera and I couldn't do it anymore. technology is ruining society and their ring camera is infringing upon one of my constitutional (magna carta) rights. not sure which one, I just know that I hate ring cameras and I love bears. except the bears without fur those are pretty creepy. also i'm hoping to one day be reincarnated as a bear so that I can catch salmon raw in my mouth and eat directly from bee hives. also does anyone want to join my civil lawsuit against ring camera?
furthermore, here's a video of a dog driving a golf cart into a truck
Yours Truly,
Sijih
P.S. hope you're having a good day BP
then he got a ring camera and I couldn't do it anymore. technology is ruining society and their ring camera is infringing upon one of my constitutional (magna carta) rights. not sure which one, I just know that I hate ring cameras and I love bears. except the bears without fur those are pretty creepy. also i'm hoping to one day be reincarnated as a bear so that I can catch salmon raw in my mouth and eat directly from bee hives. also does anyone want to join my civil lawsuit against ring camera?
furthermore, here's a video of a dog driving a golf cart into a truck
Yours Truly,
Sijih
P.S. hope you're having a good day BP
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It's bare arms not bear arms
my right huh? and what about my left?