Zy's Anvil God Emporium
Living rooms, bedrooms, dinettes, OH YEAH
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YES that's right ladies and germs, get yourself down to /en2/room Smogon and you can be a lucky little child who gets to experience the fluffly wrath of Zy's Anvil Gods, front row!
They come in many forms, but usually we carry the dangerous, simple, and very crazy variant used by connecting many rotating anvils together. Here are some examples of our finest creations, with GREAT testimonials from users who have enjoyed these pleasently painful beings!
Alchemator: "OH GOD MY LEGS"
Exarius: "Why would you do such a thing?"
reyscarface: "What the fuck is this shit"
Black Buddha: "Fuck you Zy this isn't funny"
iss: "You are the worst shaman ever"
So folks, what are you waiting for? Come on down to Zy's Anvil God Emporium today, and get your bones broken! And for a limited time only, children get free admittance!